I pulled back the curtain slightly, I was breathless, my heart racing. I stood to the side of the glass in the shadows. I had my dick in my hand, lube and tissues at the ready on the dresser.
I stared down Cindy sunbathing in the garden, she had, predictably, the smallest bikini possible. Even though she had ample tits, she only ever wore the most exposing or push up bras. My mind was wondering, I mean, who sunbathes in the middle of your garden, on an average day in the British summer anyway. Specially in the middle of a council estate. She was almost asking for people like me to wank over her, well I guess that's what I liked about her. Such a slut I thought to myself as I generously poured lube of my cock.
Laying their sunglasses over her eyes, perfectly manicured feet, stunningly bronze skin. I began stroking my cock. I mean how the hell she stayed in such good shape only god knew. She only ever ate McDonalds or takeaways, even now she had a beer next to the sun lounger. My gazed fixed on her chest, what a slag I thought. Always had her goods in the shop window my mum would say. Push up bras and lots of jewellery or necklaces that drew yours eyes to her cleavage. I couldn't help thinking her tits were probably the only natural thing on her. Her hair, make up, eye lashes and everything else were always seen to by various other council scummy friends with nothing better to do than drop their kids at school and play with each other's hair all day.
My breathing was getting heavy as my stroking increased, my heart rate heightened thinking about the fact I was wanking over my neighbour. I eyed her head to toe, bright red lipstick, peroxide blonde hair, perfectly flat stomach, she looked good and she knew it.
Suddenly I felt uneasy, guilty, as much as I wanted to cum, it was wrong. I was getting messed in the head, I needed a girlfriend badly. My cock drooped as I sulked to the bathroom to wash off the lube. What the fuck was wrong with me? Is this what I'd become? Three years ago I split up with Jenna. I'd lost the car the house everything, now I'm some weirdo hidden up behind the curtains jacking off over my sunbathing neighbour.
I need to get a grip.
I poured myself a drink downstairs and put a microwave meal on. It had pretty much become my life, go to work as a handy man, come home eat shit, drink and repeat. I rarely went out, I had no real friends anymore. Even though Jenna cheated on me, somehow she'd retained most of my friends too. Probably spreading rumours about what a weirdo I am. Ok, so I liked a few out of the ordinary things in my sex life, but everyone has their kinks, right? When I had the money, probably once a fortnight I'd bang a hooker. It wasn't great, but at least they did what I wanted no questions asked. Hell, some of them were nearly friends now, knew who I was by the sound of my voice. Problem is, they weren't real were they? Not really, just working girls, just as sad and lonely as me, there was no real passion or lust, not really.
I pulled out my phone and thought of Cindy again. She was a nice enough woman, similar age to me in her thirty's. She was undoubtedly typical council scum though I thought. Two kids from two Dad's, didn't work, on benefits and she still had a better car than me! Fortunately, she was also the same sort of woman who didn't hide much on social media. I flicked through the multiple pictures of her on nights out. Pic after pic of posing and pouting, showing too much leg and too much cleavage. I stopped at one I liked, I'd lost count of how many times I used it. A pic of Cindy on a night out with friends, Cindy was pushing her boobs up in her top, cupping each breast, multiple pieces of jewellery hung into her bust and off the edge of her top down her flat tummy, her friends either side pretended to lick her nipples. It was the look on her face I liked and the way the chains hung off her tits, her expression seemed to be saying. Do it, cum over me. I reached down and started stroking, I still felt guilty but it wasn't the same as doing it over her in the garden. I came pretty quickly and went to bed.
Another mundane week or two passed, the normal shit, put up a few shelves, fix a wobbly washing machine. Most of my clients were old dears from the local area. I'd had half a day off from an easy job, I locked the van and walked up the path to my terrace of houses. I fiddled with the keys to my door dropping my lunch bag.
"oh, oh Andy babe" I turned round, nobody. "Andy babe, up here" I heard her unmistakable voice again. Cindy was leaning out of her upstairs window in a white dressing gown the kind you get on spa days. Typical Cindy, bright pink lipstick this time and big hoop earrings. "You fix stuff right? Like house stuff?" I chuckled, "Yeah I'm a handy man, so yeah I fix stuff".
"Great, have you got two secs? Only I've got this thing in the bedroom, the draw keeps getting stuck. Oh for fucks sake, hang on hang on I'll let you in". Charming I thought.
The window shut and I heard footsteps inside the house. Cindy opened the door. I gave her the once over. The gown stopped at the knee, her perfect calves ran down in to luscious ankle's and feet, her robe slightly too loose revealing a little of her cleavage. I gulped. "Sorry" she said, "I was just getting in the shower and heard ya, I've been meaning to ask ya for weeks. You don't mind do you?"
"Nah, no, not at all" I smiled timidly. "Great, follow me up".
I'd never been in her house before, I was surprised it was tidy and neat but a bit ghastly decorated. Very girly, flowery and pink everywhere, tacky silver statues and things like that. I watched her legs closely as we walked upstairs, may as well get some memories for later I thought.
"It's in here" she said becoming me in to the bedroom. "That draw over there" She pointed, "It's fucked, I dunno what's wrong with it, keeps getting stuck. You wanna cuppa?"
"Err, yeah, yeah great" I said. I walked to the drawers and began pulling and pushing the mechanism, I heard Cindy skip downstairs. I looked around her room, this room backed on to mine. SO this is where the action happened I thought. Cindy was single, both fathers of her children were a waste of space and didn't see the kids. She had a friend though, a huge black guy who came over once in a while. I'd never spoke to him. Whoever he was, they were quite intimate coz I could hear them fucking for hours when he came. Banging the bloody headboard in to my wall. As much as I hated to admit it I'd lay awake a few times masturbating to the noise of her groans and moans, she was a real screamer.
I pushed the drawer in and out a few times, there was a little resistance so I pulled pretty hard, the drawer sprang out. I tired at again and it rolled freely on its runners. Bloody idiot I thought, was just a bit of clothing caught on the runner. I sat on the bed, my eyes wandering the room. I settled on the laundry basket in the corner. I could see clothes piled high and a leopard print bra hanging over the side. Typical I smiled. Then out of nowhere a thought occurred, a dark thought.
Suppose she had some dirty underwear in there. My pace quickened, I was losing the plot. Was I a complete weirdo? I started weighing it up, how would she know though? If there was a discreet pair in there she'd probably just assume it got lost in the washing machine or the kids have thrown them. I stood up, then immediately sat again. Dammit man, I cursed myself. I didn't have long; this was the woman I masturbated over. I wanked over her being fucked by another man for god's sake.
I walked quickly to the basket. Being careful not to move anything noticeable, I started rummaging through the pile. There were a few knickers and thongs but all too outlandish. Then I found a nice black thong, surely she would have loads of black thongs? I was breathing heavily, my heart thumped in my chest, hands shaking. I still hadn't heard footsteps coming back up. I piled all the other items back in to the laundry basket and picked up the thong turning it so I could see the inside. I couldn't see anything, it looked pretty clean. Disappointment crept through me, I held it to my face and inhaled through my nose. At last, the sweet smell of her cunt filled my nostrils, it sent a shiver through my spine.
"What the fuck you think you're doing?" I stumbled backwards from the basket pants in hand. My legs almost buckled as fear swept through me. Cindy stood in the doorway, tea in hand glaring at me. "You filthy little rat, are you sniffing my pants?" I turned bright read, I felt physically sick. I opened my mouth but no words came out. "Fucking answer me then! I said are you sniffing my pants?"
I stepped back, my mind was racing, desperately trying to come up with a feasible excuse. I failed. "I'm, I'm sorry" I stammered. Cindy put the teas on the side unit. "Sorry? Your sorry?" She folded her arms and frowned at me. "You'll be fucking sorry when the police turn up you prick"
I was almost welling up, a lump in my throat. "No no please don't, there's no reason for the police. I'll err, I'll pay you. What do you want? Please not the police. I'll do anything"
I was desperate, images flooded my head. People egging my door, vandalising my van, what would everyone think? Andy the pervert.
"You'll fucking pay me?" she was almost screaming at me. "You'll pay me? What do you think I am a fucking hooker?"
I shook my head looking down at my feet. "well answer me you maggot, you think I'm a hooker?"
"No, no of course not" I stammered, I just wanted the room the swallow me up and disappear. Why the fuck would I try and get her thong? What's wrong with me?
"Seems we have a little problem don't we Andy?"
"I know, I'm sorry, I'm a mess, I should never..."
"Quiet!" Cindy cut me short. Her tone had changed, she'd calmed a little but was still frowning at me, looking me up and down.
"Tell you what we're gonna do, you don't want the police so you'll do anything for me?"