Strip Club Tease Toy: Dan Falls Into A Trap
Chapter 1: Rime of the Ancient Mariner
"Hey, can I help you?"
The youngish female voice punctuated the previous silence, and caused Dan Green to start in surprise, emitting a slight yelp. His picket sign, emblazoned with the words "Sexual sin will cast you into Damnation!!" in fiery script, fell from his hands and clattered to the concrete. Furiously, he spun around to learn what sort of uncivilized woman would dare startle him like that.
Dan was a slight man of around 40 years of age. His eyes were beady, and most who knew him would have said that those eyes hadn't shined in anything except hate and anger in over 20 years. Always an ardent churchgoer, Dan had believed from an early age that sex was a sin outside of the need for procreation, and was the kind of man likely to accost a young woman on the street for "tempting men" with her attire, or yell horrible things at women seen near abortion clinics. After a decade of trying to have children, Dan was heartbroken to discover he couldn't conceive when he was 33 years old, and began refusing to engage is intimate acts with his wife.
After a divorce in his mid 30's, after she had walked out the door over his ongoing refusal to engage intimately with her, Dan swore to forego sex and sexual pleasure entirely, and after almost eight years of determined, zealot-like repression, his beliefs had mutated into full on misogyny, and his slightly weasel-y appearance had exaggerated itself to keep pace with his rage at the world of sex and debauchery he saw around him. In the last year, Dan had taken to protesting in front of the so called "Dens of Sin" that peppered his city, and couldn't believe someone would try to interrupt him right in the middle of his incredibly important protest in front of a local strip club called "The Tease", which had been the target of his ire for the previous several weeks
Dan was ready to dive into his prepared litany of attacks, when his eyes fell on the woman who had startled him, and his words caught in his throat. She appeared to be in her mid twenties, and while she certainly couldn't be described as fat, she was a bit of what Dan had heard some heathen millennials call "A thicker milkshake". Curvaceous. Voluptuous. If Dan had been the kind of man to enjoy pornography, or even the work of models, he would have placed her somewhere on the general physical spectrum between Instagram model Amy Elizabeth Jackson, pornstar Siri, or cam girl Cassie0pia. She wore a tight white t shirt with "The Tease" printed in red letters that were stretched across the largest breasts Dan had ever seen. The shirt was so tight across the front that, to Dan's growing unease, he realized he could see a 3-4 inch wide band of the woman's soft, slightly round tummy. A tight red skirt hugged the curves of her hips, highlighting her zaftig figure, and stopped about six inches higher on her thick thighs than he was comfortable with. A pair of black stiletto heels completed the ensemble.
She had dyed blonde hair, cut into a short, punkish, pixie haircut, and a single streak of electric blue, like lightening, shook in a bright bolt across the front of her bangs, which encircled a soft round friendly face. Her eyes were an incredibly striking, diamond blue, and they were incredibly piercing. Her flashing, dancing eyes were encircled in dark, almost gothic eyeliner, with a light dusting of blue glitter around the outer corner of each lid. The striking make-up somehow made her incredible eyes seem like they shone even brighter. She had a very light dusting of freckles across her cheeks and the bridge of her tiny button nose. She was perhaps the most attractive woman that Dan had ever seen. Her full, pouty, thick, pink lips were very serious but...those eyes appeared to be laughing.
"I said, can I help you?" The woman strutted towards him, casting her eyes down at the sign on the sidewalk and smirking a little. With each step, her stiletto heels clicked against the concrete and her (at least double D, his sinful mind whispered) breasts jiggled slightly. Dan reluctantly noticed the tiny nubs of hard nipples pressed into the H in "The" and the A in "Tease" on the woman's shirt: he was becoming increasingly confident (and scandalized) that this young woman likely wasn't wearing a brassiere. The woman continued forward, breaking through Dan's personal space bubble confidently and stopping less than a foot from him. She was tall, and looked to be about 5'9" (Dan's height as well), but in her four inch heels she towered over the man, and seemed to hold his eye contact through sheer force of will. Dan found himself backing up slightly, and he felt his ass bump up against a street light behind him.