Dan was ready to dive into his prepared litany of attacks, when his eyes fell on the woman who had startled him, and his words caught in his throat. She appeared to be in her mid twenties, and while she certainly couldn't be described as fat, she was a bit of what Dan had heard some heathen millennials call "A thicker milkshake". Curvaceous. Voluptuous. If Dan had been the kind of man to enjoy pornography, or even the work of models, he would have placed her somewhere on the general physical spectrum between Instagram model Amy Elizabeth Jackson, pornstar Siri, or cam girl Cassie0pia. She wore a tight white t shirt with "The Tease" printed in red letters that were stretched across the largest breasts Dan had ever seen. The shirt was so tight across the front that, to Dan's growing unease, he realized he could see a 3-4 inch wide band of the woman's soft, slightly round tummy. A tight red skirt hugged the curves of her hips, highlighting her zaftig figure, and stopped about six inches higher on her thick thighs than he was comfortable with. A pair of black stiletto heels completed the ensemble.
She had dyed blonde hair, cut into a short, punkish, pixie haircut, and a single streak of electric blue, like lightening, shook in a bright bolt across the front of her bangs, which encircled a soft round friendly face. Her eyes were an incredibly striking, diamond blue, and they were incredibly piercing. Her flashing, dancing eyes were encircled in dark, almost gothic eyeliner, with a light dusting of blue glitter around the outer corner of each lid. The striking make-up somehow made her incredible eyes seem like they shone even brighter. She had a very light dusting of freckles across her cheeks and the bridge of her tiny button nose. She was perhaps the most attractive woman that Dan had ever seen. Her full, pouty, thick, pink lips were very serious but...those eyes appeared to be laughing.
"I said, can I help you?" The woman strutted towards him, casting her eyes down at the sign on the sidewalk and smirking a little. With each step, her stiletto heels clicked against the concrete and her (at least double D, his sinful mind whispered) breasts jiggled slightly. Dan reluctantly noticed the tiny nubs of hard nipples pressed into the H in "The" and the A in "Tease" on the woman's shirt: he was becoming increasingly confident (and scandalized) that this young woman likely wasn't wearing a brassiere. The woman continued forward, breaking through Dan's personal space bubble confidently and stopping less than a foot from him. She was tall, and looked to be about 5'9" (Dan's height as well), but in her four inch heels she towered over the man, and seemed to hold his eye contact through sheer force of will. Dan found himself backing up slightly, and he felt his ass bump up against a street light behind him.
She looked down at her watch, smiling. "I mean, I think you're here a bit early sweetie. It's like, what?...six o'clock! On a Monday? I WORK here, and I am only showing up now because I had some stuff to do...Although, I guess if you're protesting strip clubs, you probably don't know much about how they work. I'm Sarah", she offered smiling, and stepping forward another few inches, until Dan was actually pressed firmly up against the street light. She looked back at the sign on the ground again, frowning this time. Then she looked back at him, again with those supernaturally piercing blue eyes. "Soo...do you really think I'm going to go to hell?"
Somehow, Dan found his voice. "Y-You work here?" He croaked weakly. His heart was racing. This is not how he had been expecting his evening to go, and he struggled to remember the talking points he and his work colleagues had developed for this occasion. "Well...The-the thing is that sex is, sex is wrong. And our world...you know, the secular world...it celebrates sex! The bible says that Eve tempted Adam, and everything went bad from there. So, you know, it's obvious! It's...it's all in there! In, you know, the Bible. So i just...I just think young women like yourself should not be lowering yourself to this sort of work, and..." He trailed off, feeling uncomfortable under her gaze. He had never felt so out of control in a social situation before, and didn't like it. He decided he needed to gain the upper hand and get back onto familiar ground. He straightened up, tried to project an air of confidence, and pulled a business card from his wallet "I'm Dan Green, Director of Programming for the an organization called "Return to Family Values". We-"
Sarah squealed, plucking up the business card in her left hand and grabbing his bare forearm with her right. Her skin was electric against his, and he could not believe how soft and warm it felt. "You ARE???! Oh my god, how impressive! Director of Programming, wow! I actually would LOVE to talk with you more about this, would you be able to come in and talk with me for a little bit? I don't start for a few hours, so you could just talk to me while I'm getting ready? And I would love to know more about why my job, that I'm... you know, good at... and use to support myself, is immoral and harmful! Or why women are at fault for the sexual acts and desires of men! Maybe you can help me change my ways! What do you think?" Her eyes danced with laughter again, but any sarcasm or irony in her statements went right over Dan's head. That all sounded just about right to him.