1st February 2013
Me: Hi Sylvie, did your day go well? I had your words and images on my mind all night.
Sylvie: Yes a busy day today again and a late one with friends last night. I am not available really for our exchanges Friday to Sunday as this is when my usual life happens. I hope you don't mind. I look forward to continuing our new adventure on Monday.
I worried if she would still be interested after a weekend with her partner. I would have a long wait trying to keep images of her mouth out of my mind. But on Monday morning nothing came through so in the afternoon I emailed her, trying to portray interest rather than anxiety.
I got no reply.
Fuck.
The next day I was visiting a trade show at Earls Court in London when her message arrived.
Sylvie: Hi Jack so sorry for not replying yesterday, a very busy one and exhausted by the end of it! What do you do to relax or have fun when you aren't travelling the world?
Yay! A reply, she's still on board.
Me: Lovely to hear from you, what do I do in my spare time? Apart from imagining tying you up, I go to the gym, (no bodybuilder), I used to run half marathons and 10'Ks - more a jogger these days. I watch sport, particularly football. I like a good curry, I read, I write, (one day I will be on Amazon). I am doing a MOOC - a mass open online course and just started an astronomy course. And you?
That evening she replied:
Sylvie: Sounds like you are quite busy when you relax. What's the book about? I also write creatively, and my other loves are: music, cooking - particularly ethnic food, I swim, I work-out sometimes and am a wannabe avid walker.
I described the basics of my book, and asked if she would like to read the synopsis, and added that it was pleasing that we had a few shared interests. This was great I thought, she is into books, BDSM and bukkake! She is slim but not skinny and possibly pretty. Is there anything not to like about this woman?
We talked about my book and that I have a copyeditor working to improve the flow because a publisher commented that it was a promising storyline but needed polishing, (and reducing). I said I was happy to send it through in its current state, and unlike the little fantasies I liked to write, my novel had no sex in it. I added that a handful of people had read it and had been encouraging to me. I didn't mention that one of those was Jim, the friend whose wife I guiltily liaised with.
Sylvie; Please only send when you are ready I look forward to it, but why would you send your novel to someone you don't know?
Me: It's already copyrighted and I crave feedback but if it makes more sense to you, perhaps we should meet over a coffee and talk it over?
An offer to meet nicely introduced I thought.
Sylvie: Okay that is sensible talk. We could meet but we are both busy. Are you down Bridgebourne way in next few weeks?
Bridgebourne; so it is possibly one of the two Facebook Sylvie's I found. I tried to compare the spunky open mouth photos she had sent with the young student, and she seemed very unlikely. The islander showed so little of her face that I couldn't really compare the mouths.
Me: I like Bridgebourne, I lived there for six years, and still have a business connection in the city. As it happens I will be nearby in Compton on the 12th, and will probably be free by 4pm. It would be ideal for me depending on when you finish work. By the way, I am sure you are not obsessed with sex, it's just been the whole reason for us getting in touch in the first place, but I did compose a fantasy for you. It's about a girl being punished at the convent of the Immaculate Ejaculate.
Sylvie: You are right, I am in no way obsessed with sex. I just like to acknowledge it's a powerful and exciting way of feeling really alive. But I confess I am looking forward to the convent story too - very appropriate as I was once a very naughty convent school girl myself.....it never really leaves one.
Me: I will see what can be done, I have worked the little scenario, and assumed you are not bisexual by the way.
Sylvie: No I am not. . [ pity]
Me: Do you live in Bridgebourne? You don't need tell me your address, just any areas you would like to avoid when we meet. Is the 12th possible?
Pixie: Actually I live on the islands so Bridgebourne is fine. I could certainly meet for a coffee next Tuesday afternoon x
So she had to be the Facebook islander, the close up mouth pictures could belong to anyone, ugly or pretty, but the wrapped up face of the islander hinted at prettiness.
I had a webinar to run and replied nearly two hours later.
Me: I have just finished the webinar with some Germans. (was I trying to show off by saying I was doing international business?) I have two meetings with professional sports clubs in Compton on the 12th, (I was definitely showing off now,) and a wash-up meeting with my colleague afterwards. Where would you prefer to meet?
We discussed pubs and settled on 5.30 at The Navigation by the harbour or if it were too early we would find a decent coffee shop somewhere around the Lighthouse. She would have to leave by 7:30 when she was meeting a friend – her safety net.
The timing was fine, and I would be away by 7pm so she had time between her engagements without risk of compromise. 'Discretion is key' she had said.
I tried again for a full portrait photo, and hoped she was at least average looking, with everything we had in common, I would be happy with that, but what if she was just not attractive at all, and she was really keen on me? However she looked I would find out soon enough as she agreed to send her photo beforehand (Yes!)
Stirred at the prospect of meeting Sylvie and in a high state of arousal, I banged out the suggested story for my convent-educated, sperm and bondage loving, prospective Vault sex buddy Pixie/Sylvie. And banged out was the right word, both the words and eventually my own jism flowed. It then took a couple of hours to work the original words to better prose. Then I re-read it and re-jigged again. I figured I knew her fantasies but it was with a mixture of nervousness (was it too much?) and anticipation (she might love it) that I sent it.
The Convent of the Immaculate Ejaculate
The nun was furious, 'Angela Butcombe,' she shrieked.
A startled young man hurriedly pulled up his trousers, struggled to stuff his erection out of sight and then ran away along the brick wall behind the bicycle sheds.
Angela was left kneeling on the grass when the nun grabbed her wrist and yanked her to her feet. She dragged her from behind the sheds, across the car park and into the old convent building. Soon they were facing the Abbess in her spartan little office.
'I caught this little pixie, she was engaged in devils play.'
The Abbess arose from her chair and walked slowly up to Angela.
'Your school blouse is wet, and there is something on your chin....' She reeled back in shock with the realisation of what it was. 'You are head girl, eighteen years old and off to University soon, and you do this! What a way to end your time at the convent. What do you think you were doing?'
Angela spoke for the first time. 'I was curious.'
'She had his part in her mouth,' the nun volunteered.
'You have the seed of men on your chin and your uniform is filthy with it. How could you do such a thing?'
All Angela could say was 'I liked it, the smell.... the taste....'
'Hold your tongue girl.' The Abbess was appalled at Angela's admission. She told her to return to her dorm and clean herself up, her punishments would have to be decided.
Later that day the Abbess called a meeting with the senior staff.
'The devil is in Miss Butcombe. We can punish her but she has fallen for the seed of men, which should only be produced for purposes of procreation. Having developed the taste, no man will be safe from her cravings. How can we cure her?'
Several suggestions were offered ranging from denial of privileges and menial chores, to various physical punishments. An idea for a re-education programme was considered leading one nun to suggest, 'She needs aversion therapy.'
The Abbess liked the idea, 'She should learn to be disgusted by her nasty little habit. I will ask the men who work on the estate to help in this unpleasant task.'