I have just emerged from the shower after my workout when there is a knock on the door. I am not expecting anyone -- my plans for the evening are limited to binge watching Netflix series on my own. So, I'm a bit confused when I open the door and see a young woman standing there.
"Are you Alex031991?" she asks. I don't answer, because I am too busy processing what I am seeing. The woman is wearing what appears to be a Halloween costume based on the avatar of a popular language learning app. A rather skimpy, adult-rated version of the costume. She's dressed like a sexy owl, is what I am trying to say here.
On top of her mane of red curly hair, she's wearing a bright green cap with large owl eyes and pointy owl ears. Her own eye make-up is green and excessive. The woman is scowling, I can tell despite the make-up.
"Are you Alex031991?" she asks again. Her voice is low and surprisingly un-owl-like. Given my experience with the language learning app, I was expecting something squeaky.
"Am I who?" I ask confusedly. I look her up and down. She's wearing a short green jacket with owl feathers attached to the arms and hem. The jacket hangs open, and underneath she wears nothing but a lacy green push-up bra which pushes her large creamy breasts up and out into a breathtaking cleavage. Further down, I see a toned stomach, and then a very short green skirt with more feathers attached, a glimpse of creamy white thigh, and green stockings. High-heeled shoes, also green, and a feathery bag, green, complete the hot language app avatar experience.
I laugh out loud. "Are you here to trick or treat, love?" I ask.
"In the language app." She sighs, which makes her chest heave interestingly. "Are you. Username. Alex031991. Or not." She speaks quite slowly now, as if dealing with someone who doesn't really speak the language.
"I guess so," I answer guardedly. "Could be."
"Right." She checks something off on an iPad with a bright-green cover she has produced from her bag. "And you have signed up for our Stern Feedback programme." That's a statement, not a question.
"Your what?" I ask. The young woman steps inside. I notice with interest that she has amazing legs and that her skirt is too short to cover her backside. The bottom halves of two lovely naked bum cheeks peek out from underneath. I close the door behind her.
"The Stern Feedback programme. On the app. You signed up. The 'Real Life App Integration' checkbox? You checked that as well. Don't deny it, my system is never wrong." She marches on, hips swaying enticingly, towards my bedroom.
"Signed up? Yes, I might have. But that was just to get rid of the nagging messages. And it was months ago." I hastily follow her. "Where are you going?"
"Whatever the reason, you signed up." She sits down primly on my bed. Her breasts jiggle. "When was the last time you have used the app?"
"The app?"
She sighs and rolls her eyes, looking very cute doing so. "The language app."
"Well, I went to Spain three weeks ago, so it must have been before then."
She consults her iPad. "That checks out with our data. So, no recent streaks. Did you use a streak freeze?"
"A what? No. I just stopped."
"You just stopped. Even though you had signed up for the Stern Feedback programme. Did you not read the terms and conditions?" She rolls her eyes again and holds up her hand. "No, don't say anything."
I am getting a bit impatient. "Look, this is all very funny, but what do you want from me?"
"I'm here to give you the Stern Feedback, of course, Alex031991. Let's see, you were studying Spanish. You were in Section 3, unit 33. Bronze league," she tuts and shakes her head. She really has lovely curls, I realise. And the ridiculous owl mask and extravagant eye make-up cannot hide the fact that her face is quite pretty, with beautiful brown eyes and full lips.
"All right," she says, coming to a conclusion. "We will have to start with a recalibration session to see what level we can put you in. You may lie across my lap."
She takes off her jacket and rummages in her bag. I am briefly distracted by the hypnotising sway of her tits in the push-up bra, then I twig what she just said. "I may what?" I ask in alarm.
"Over my knees. The Stern Feedback, remember? Oh, of course, you didn't read the fine print. Doesn't matter now. I don't have all day, come on." She pats her lap invitingly. She really has gorgeous thighs. And amazing tits, I notice again when my eyes make their way up to her face.
"Look, you can play dumb for as long as you like, but this is not going to go away. You might as well cooperate." She smiles at me, for the first time.
Suddenly, the situation is turning me on. Here I am, in my bedroom, with a very sexy woman dressed like a hot owl, and she is obviously initiating some kind of kinky game. I decide to play along with her requests, at least for now. "Well, okay."
I slide across her lap, my upper torso and legs resting on the bed, my bottom in the air, and my erection, I am a bit embarrassed to say, poking against her smooth legs, just above her stocking tops. "Like this?"
"Just like that," she says, and I feel her fingers tugging down the hem of my tracksuit bottoms.
"Wait, what are you doing?"
"The small print again." She sighs again. "Why doesn't anyone ever read the small print? Lift those hips for me will you, like a good user." With a deft movement, she bares my behind. She opens her smooth thighs a bit and my hard cock slides between them. She rubs her legs together and I moan, which makes her laugh softly. "I see you're getting into the spirit of things."
"Right." She picks up her iPad. "Let's start the lesson."
The lesson? I'm getting worried now. Here I am, lying with my bottom bared over the knees of an attractive young lady, and she is going to give me a Spanish lesson?
My apprehension is justified. "Before we start, let's practice some key words," she says. "Hermano."
"What?"
"Hermano. What does it mean?"
"Eh... Brother?"
She makes a ping! sound, like the app would if you answered a question correctly. I start laughing, but then she flexes her thigh muscles. The movement gently milks my cock. I stop laughing and I moan.
"Hacer."
"To... make? To do?"
Ping! And another thigh caress of my cock. So far, I like this test.
"Cada."
"Eh..." I take a while, and I notice her getting impatient. "Each?"
Ping! My cock gets another reward.
"Another correct solution would be 'Every'. Breakfast."
"What?"
"Breakfast," she says. "In Spanish, please."
"Eh... Desayudo?"
"Meep." She mimics the app's 'wrong answer' sound quite astutely, which makes me laugh again. But my laughter dies out quickly when I look back and see her produce a green leather paddle from her bag.
"Uh oh. The small print?" I say wearily.
"The small print. It's Desayuno. One smack on each cheek for the first mistake, two for the second, and so on. Until you run out of hearts."
"Run out of hearts?" My contribution to the conversation is annoyingly one-sided, limited to confusedly re-iterating her last words with a question mark at the end.
She ignores my question. Smack! Smack! The paddle lands on my upturned bottom. Oof. She is not holding back.
"Right. Now for the exercise. Let's see how far you get. Translate these sentences: How do you feel today?"
"Como.... te sientes... hoy"
"Ping! Very good." My hard cock gets a nice rub from her thighs. "Any accents or punctuation?"
I never paid attention to accents or punctuation in the app. "I... don't know?"
"There's an accent on Cómo and you forgot both the question marks. Three smacks on each cheek. But you lose no hearts because they're only small mistakes."
"Wait, what? But..." Smack! Smack! Smack! The paddle has already started landing on my bottom. Smack! Smack! Smack! Oddly, I find the whole situation rather exciting -- the risk of making mistakes, the submissive way I am sprawled over her knees, it's all turning me on quite a bit. The fact that each smack drives my hard cock between her thighs helps too. I moan again.
"Concentrate, will you? My husband loves listening to Spanish music."
"What?" I wasn't paying attention at all.
"My husband. Loves. Listening. To. Spanish music."
"Right, errr... Mi esposo... le.. gusta... listen to.... what was that again? musica, that's with an accent, española."
"Is that your answer?"
"Wait... wait... Mi esposo... le gusta... listen to I don't know, sorry, música española. Yeah, sorry, that's all I can come up with."
"Meep." Just as I expected. "Meep. Meep." Uh oh.
"A mi esposo." Smack, smack, smack, smack. It's my second mistake, so I get four smacks, two on each cheek. I realise with fright that if I keep going like this, I am going to rack up a painful spank count very quickly.
"Le gusta, no. Le encanta. Loves." I groan and brace myself for the six smacks. She delivers them with gusto to my rear end, driving my hard cock deeper between her thighs with each impact.
"And finally, 'listen to': that's escuchar. Ring a bell?" I nod, but it does not save me from the eight rather hard smacks she delivers to my back side. My behind is starting to tingle, and I'm sure my cheeks are reddening. I supress the urge to look because she is already presenting me with the next sentence.