Staying Late on a Friday Night with a Sadistic Boss
Adam slapped the file down on his boss's desk. "Here, I finished it. I'll see you on Monday," he sighed out, exhausted. Miss Devor had told him he had to finish the report before he left for the weekend because it was very important for "business reasons" or whatever. It'd been a long week and he was ready to get home and crash.
"Just a moment, let me look it over first." Miss Devor snatched the papers up from the desk and began casually perusing them.
Adam stifled a groan, "It's there, Miss Devor. I double checked it." He began inching towards the door to the office.
"Well then I shall triple check it." She replied sharply, stopping him in his tracks with a glare from over her thick black framed glasses. "I've had to wait up for you to finish as well, so you can sit down and give me a
moment
while I make sure everything is in order. We all have places to be..." She added an additional note of annoyance to that last part.
Adam's eye twitched. This type of behavior wasn't new from his employer, but she seemed to be laying the sadism on particularly thick tonight. He started wondering what could have made this frigid bitch extra pissed off. Maybe she got stood up for a date with some rich douche or something. A cluck of her tongue in her mouth broke his train of thought.
"This 'to' should have an extra 'o'. Would you go fix it and reprint this page while I finish finding any other mistakes you've made? It's the little things that investors notice when deciding if we're worth their time." She didn't even bother looking up as the condescension oozed in her voice.
The blood in Adam's head began to pulse. "Oh, I apologize. Here, let me see that and I'll fix it right away." She handed him the page and, looking over it with pursed lips, he set it down on her desk, took one of her pens, and drew a little circle at the end of the word. "There we go, all better."
Miss Devor's expression didn't seem to change at all, being that it was already about as sour as it could get already. "Oh, we think we're funny, do we?" She snatched up the page, crumpled it, and threw it in the trash. "Attitudes like that are what go on performance reviews, 'young man'. I suppose I'm already paying you enough that you don't seem to need any more raises."
Something snapped inside Adam's brain. "How about," he dropped the pen he was holding on the floor, "you take that extra 'o' and shove it in your retentive little anus.
You
can spend
your
time fixing any errors that offend your high sensibilities. It's after hours and I'm leaving."
Before he could turn to exit, Miss Devor shot up out of her seat and with surprising speed and grace, rounded her desk to glare directly in his face. With her high platform heels, she was just about eye to eye with him, taller with her high, tight bun, and her eyes were practically dripping with venom.
"
Mister
Carter! I don't know where this attitude is coming from all of a sudden, but it is very much
not
appreciated. You are lucky that I don't simply have you clear out your desk and vacate the premises permanently. If security were still here, I would have them escort your insolent behind out of the building. You'd best take this weekend to adjust your attitude and consider very carefully if you wish to continue working at this office, or indeed in this career."
That last part was the real threat. Being the close knit industry that it was, word could travel fast and blacklists were not uncommon in Adam's field. Her abuse of authority was making him grind his teeth. He took a step closer to her, staring her down, "How about you take the weekend to consider why everyone who works here hates you, would throw a party if you drove your over priced, shitty electric car off a bridge. It's no wonder there aren't any family pictures on your desk since I can't imagine even your parents want anything to do with you."
The shade of red Miss Devor's face turned was usually reserved for those who were witnessing their most hated enemy shtupping their mother in front of their whole family. Her fists and shoulders were visibly shaking at the insolence of one of her subordinates. "You... are... done... I will make it my life's purpose to see that you never work in this field ever again, or at all if it's in my power."
"Oh?" he was beyond caring at this point, "Well maybe I'll start working in the fashion industry so that bitches like you don't have to wear outfits that make you look like a complete cun..."
His words were sharply cut off by the impact of a heavy, thick soled toe slamming directly into his testicles at an incredible speed. The overwhelming pain caused him to instantly throw up in his mouth a little as he toppled over, smacking his head hard on the desk and blacking out before he hit the floor.
Adam regained consciousness to the feeling of something jabbing him in the side in addition to his aching balls. As the information around him filtered through his brain, he realized that his hands were tied behind his back and his pants where down around his ankles. He was propped up in the corner of one of the unused offices that was nothing but empty file cabinets, a bare desk and chair. The sensation in his side was the heel of a shoe poking him in the ribs.
"Ah, you aren't in a comma, perfect." Miss Devor was standing over him, her normally studiously maintained bun somewhat disheveled, probably from dragging him into another room.
"Tha fuck is this?" Adam mumbled groggily. This wasn't really a situation that he had ever imagined himself being in, and he had imagined himself leaping over the vegetable aisle at the store to save a hot girl from terrorist cyborgs. "Did you tie me up and pull my pants down?" The answer was fairly obvious, but he felt it needed addressing anyway.
"Your unconscious state allowed me time to ponder things, and I didn't want you running off before we could have a little 'chat'. And I pulled your pants down to make sure I hadn't crushed your little grapes so badly that it would require a hospital visit."
Well, at least she'd checked on him first before kidnapping him. "So, what? Are you gonna reveal that your an actual vampire or something? Or do you just want to keep me here until someone calls the cops on you Monday morning?" He hoped that wasn't the case, because, of the two options, the later seemed the most uncomfortable.
"Hmm, it seems the humor part of your brain isn't located between your legs like the rest of it. No, I presume that after our meeting, you'll walk out of here and show up promptly on Monday to resume your duties,
minus
the attitude." There was an annoying smirk of superiority on her face as she said this.
"That so? You buy a mind control device on Etsy or take CIA brainwashing classes on Zoom or something?" The CIA classes didn't actually seem all that absurd for this control freak.
Miss Devor knelt down closer to Adam's face, giving his nose a whiff of her expensive perfume. "Oh, I only plan to explain the facts to you, mister smart ass, and seeing as your such a 'bright' young lad," she flicked his forehead with a manicured red fingernail, "I think you'll understand the situation you're in quite well."
"Blackmail? Really? Gonna cook up a story about me to hang over my head?" Adam was a little disappointed in the banality of the reveal. Miss Devor was a ruthless dictator, but she was never stupid.
She arched a perfectly shaped eyebrow, "Oh, we've both been around long enough to know that I don't have to
make
anything up. Our society teaches men that they can get away with quite a lot before anyone does anything about it. It's only when one of you raises a big enough stink about it that anyone bothers to pay attention. The human resources guidelines might as well just say 'Don't get caught'."
He found that he couldn't actually argue with that. Even the people he generally liked working with would occasionally do things or make offhand jokes that should technically get them written up or fired, but no one was mad enough about them to actually draw attention to themselves over it, man or woman.
"So I laughed at a joke I shouldn't have, or my eyes wandered when I was bored. You think anyone's gonna do more than make us all go to another company sensitivity training that'll get us out of work for an afternoon just so you all can say you did something? I'll make sure to step back in line over
that
." He wondered if he laid the sarcasm on the last bit too thick and felt a little cringe. He struggled a little to test the rope (where did she get rope?) around his wrists and realized that it was an actual, real tie-up-the-hands knot. Little miss stuck up had apparently picked up some skills that would indicate a more adventurous side.
"Aww and punish everyone else on the company dime? Tch tch tch... No, I was thinking..." She moved her mouth close to his ear and whispered, "I would have them look in to you little interactions with Ms. McKay."
This did actually shut Adam's mouth. He'd had a crush on Lindsey since he started working there, and had often gone out of his way to just be around her.
Sensing his reaction, Ms. Devor increased the pressure, "I've noticed that you