Pulling her smock top down over her ever-expanding hips and tummy, Lucy sighed. The three months she had just spent working in America had added to her already substantial bulk.
She took a last glance in the mirror before heading off to meet her friends for lunch, feeling self-conscious about her weight. Cancelling wasn't an option: it had been four months since she had seen the girls and she was desperate for a catch up over a bottle or two of wine.
Looking round the restaurant, it appeared she was the first to arrive. Someone was frantically waving at her, but it wasn't someone she recognised. People often thought they knew her when they didn't. As her mums often said, she just had one of those faces.
"Lucy, it's me -- Francis."
Lucy did a double take. Oh my god -- it was Francis! Size 18 Francis! Except she was now slim Francis! Lucy looked open mouthed at her as her friend approached and embraced her.
"We are first here, the train the others are on is delayed. But I don't mind as I get you all to myself for a bit," said Francis.
"Oh my god, what has happened to your body?"
Francis giggled, "I know. Look, shirt tucked INTO jeans! I haven't been able to do that for years."
"Seriously-- how did you do it? Atkins? Keto?"
"Nope -- I've been going to a Slimming Club."
"But you always said clubs were for people stupid enough to pay good money to stand on a set of scales and be told they are fat!"
"Well, this one worked for me! I've lost about 35lbs..."
"What club is it? Can I come?"
"Well, it is by invite only. I could nominate you as we can nominate one person for every 30lbs we lose. But I am not sure if you would like it. It's not like the other slimming clubs."
"If it gives results like you've got -- I'll like it!"
Francis giggled again and got her phone out. After a bit of tapping she forwarded an invite to Lucy. "You are in luck -- there is an induction on Wednesday night. You can pop along with no commitment and they will tell you a bit about it. Go with an open mind Lucy."
Lucy wanted to ask more, but she was interrupted by the others arriving. An afternoon full of chatter and laughter and wine ensued. Lucy enjoyed her usual rich cheesy nacho's; creamy pasta carbonara topped with parmesan; garlic bread; Sticky Toffee Pudding with thick Chantilly cream and finally, some chocolate truffles with her full fat latte. Surreptitiously she kept an eye on Francis, noting that she stuck to a simple soup and then salad with peppermint tea. Whatever had given her that discipline -- she wanted some of it!
Wednesday came around quickly and at 6pm, Lucy sat in a small hotel conference room in the city with about 8 other overweight women.
Five minutes of awkward silence later, the door opened, and three women walked in. One was tall and slim without being skinny. The others were smaller and a little overweight but not obese.
The skinny lady introduced herself as Mrs McHarg. It felt a little formal to Lucy who hadn't called anyone by Mr or Mrs since she was at school. Bella and Lauren were the two women with her, introduced as clients of the club who helped now that there was so much demand.
A gasp went around the room as a photograph was projected onto the screen of all three women when they started their weight loss journey. The difference was incredible. Not only did they look so much slimmer, but younger and more attractive.
Lucy made up her mind there and then. Whatever it took, she was joining this club and she was going to succeed.
Mrs McHarg looked at each of her potential new clients. "This club isn't for everyone," she began. "It is tough going and I don't apologise for that. You have all let yourselves go and it will take a lot of discipline to get you to a healthy weight again. However, if you follow all my instructions to the letter then I can guarantee you that you will looking and feeling so much better very quickly."
A bullet point list entitled 'Rules' replaced the picture of the three women.
"Firstly -- you will be given a diet plan based on how much weight you have to lose. It must be followed to the letter. No substitutions, no adding a bit here and bit there thinking you can walk it off. It must be followed completely. If you have a food intolerance, then this isn't for you -- you'd be better finding another club."
One of the girls put their hand up. "Umm I am lactose intolerant -- can't you do something for people like me?"
"Sorry, no -- I suggest you go and find another group who can accommodate you"
The girl sighed dramatically and got up, muttering something about discrimination, and flounced out the door.
Mrs McHarg ignored the dramatic exit and continued, "Next rule -- you come here every week, or you are out! No excuses at all accepted. I don't care how sick you are, if you have broken bones, if you have work pressures. All I care about is that your bottom gets smaller. If you miss a single class, then you are out of the programme and won't be able to re-join. The only exception is holidays -- you can take two weeks off for holidays, but I will need to see the travel tickets in advance."
There was a pause while the Slimming Leader perused the room, "if that puts any of you off, you might want to leave now!"
No-one moved.
"OK -- onto the next rule -- the rewards and the punishments. Each week I will decide on a top Slimmer of the week and the winner will be given vouchers for High Street stores to buy new clothes for your ever-decreasing figures."
She paused, "I also need to explain how we get such good results. I'm going to be very direct about this - we use corporal punishment."
Lucy stared in shock; Francis hadn't mentioned this.
"Let me continue, you can then decide if you want to continue with this class or leave. No-one will be forced to stay if they don't want to.
If you decide to stay, then you will be split into three teams, led by either me or one of my assistants. Each team will queue outside these breakout rooms and come in one at a time to be weighed. A target weight will be allocated, and you will be given your meal plan. You will then receive a thorough spanking to punish you for putting on so much weight. You will be set a target for the coming week and the consequences of not reaching it will be clearly spelt out to you."
"I have never been spanked in my life and I am not starting now!" exclaimed the girl next to Lucy. "I've never heard of anything more ridiculous."
Mrs McHarg got up and walked to the door and opened it, "that's fine -- good luck with your weight loss and I wish you all the very best."
The girl hesitated for a minute, then finally got up and stormed out.
"Anyone else?"
Another girl near the door got up and quietly sloped past.
Lucy had also never been spanked in her life, but she recalled Francis fabulous figure and steeled herself. Whatever it took' she reminded herself.
The slimming leader quickly split them into teams and told them to queue outside their relevant doors. Lucy found herself at the front of her queue and felt a plunging in her stomach, it was as if she was outside the Head's office again waiting to be told off for smoking behind the sheds.
She only had to wait a minute or two before being ushered into the room which featured a large scale right in the middle and a desk in the corner. Mrs McHarg took the form she had filled in earlier and quickly scanned it.
"OK Lucy -- let's get you weighted in. Can you stand on the scale?"
Lucy stepped onto the scale and watched in horror as the numbers climbed.
Finally, it settled at 15 stones and 4lbs.
"Oh God!" gasped Lucy, "I can't believe I am over 15 stones."
"Don't worry," said Mrs McHarg, with an unexpected softness in her voice. "You have taken the hardest step by coming here. If you stick to the plan, that is the last time you will ever see that number. Each week you will see it get smaller and smaller".
She pressed a button on the scale which froze the neon weight that showed at eye level on the scale and down at ground level.
"OK, let's get your initiation spanking underway," continued Mrs McHarg, rather more briskly. She pulled a chair over next to the weighing machine and sat down beside it. Lucy was then beckoned over to her side. Lucy's legs felt weak. Surely it would be ok. 'It was just a little spanking' she thought as she walked slowly over to her leaders' side.
Mrs McHarg took her arm and pulled her across her lap. Lucy stumbled and fell heavily, finding herself staring at the base of the scale with that horrendous large number on it with her bottom stuck unceremoniously up in the air. She lay for a minute feeling something odd in the pit of her tummy.
Her skirt was pulled up and she closed her eyes, she could do this. But when she felt her full white knickers being pulled down, she gasped and tried to twist round.
"Does it have to be on my bare bottom?" she protested.