Sweating bullets and ever conscious of her stern academic advisor's disapproving indifference, Tracy moved to the final suggestion on her list of possible topics.
"I was thinking I might do my thesis on Slave Yoga," Tracy said. "It's very trendy, and there's a lot of interesting psychological aspects."
Tracy's faculty advisor, Dr. Agatha Crush, had dismissed her previous suggestions contemptuously, so Tracy was surprised when her mercurial Professor put down her papers and gave Tracy her full attention.
Agatha Crush was an odd duck. Tracy guessed her to be about 50, although she had a sort of ageless quality that suggested she would always would be the age she was now. She was very wealthy, and liked to monogram her expensive suits and handbags with her personal logo, a stylishly cursive AC.
Agatha Crush was difficult to please, and noted for being particular merciless with her graduate students, most of whom were females. The upside was that she was one of the rare academics whose work had actually passed over from college bookstores to the bestseller lists, so securing her as her Phd advisor had been something of a plumb for Tracy.
Agatha had hated all of Tracy's ideas and so the Phd student felt a surge of excitement as Agatha actually sounded interested. "That DOES sound intriguing," Dr. Crush said, leaning forward and resting her chin on her folded hands. "Tell me more."
Tracy hadn't been sure which topic her Academic advisor might choose so she had prepared to pitch them all. One had to prepare carefully before visiting Professor Crush lest one be eaten alive.
"As you know, some of the Yoga centers have started offering Slave Yoga classes. They started out as an exercise program targeted for female slaves, a way to make them more agile, centered, and compliant without having to rely on negative incentives."
"You mean the whip?" Agatha asked, raising her eyebrows and smiling at Tracy's euphemism.
"Precisely," Tracy said. "Yoga has an exercise component, but there is also a mental side. Medical research has shown that yoga can decrease stress and be used to fight depression. With Slave Yoga they incorporated in the mental exercises and mantras used in traditional yoga with the repetition exercises they use to break in female slaves."
"Fascinating," Agatha said. "So the women use yoga to mentally condition themselves to be slaves?"
"Precisely. They 'practice' their slavery using imagery, cognitive restructuring, and the traditional techniques of behavioral therapy. Although no one has quantified it I think the reason it works is they are reprogramming the woman's mind so that she internalizes her slavery, and comes to see her service as natural."
"Do you think it is?" Agatha said, challenging her. "I mean, do you think some women are born slaves?"
"Perhaps," Tracy said, "but Slave Yoga transforms interests or tendencies into conditioned behaviors. The fascinating thing is that although they use the techniques of behavior modification no one has ever thought to document the process from a behavioral psychologist's perspective."
"No one until you, that is," Agatha said, clearly intrigued by the idea. "Tracy, this is brilliant. This is not only going to be your thesis, this is going to be your first book. A bestseller, I bet. If you can pull this off, this will make your career."
Tracy was shocked. Professor Agatha Crush, the "Student Crusher" was eating out of her hand!
"There's enormous potential in this idea, Tracy. How do you propose studying it?"
"That's the interesting part. I heard about this because they're going to start a Slave Yoga class at my health club, only for free women instead of slaves. I thought that was an interesting angle to explore, finding out why free women would want to go through the same exercises that pleasures slaves did, and then following up with them. What motivates them? Why are they there? How does it effect them mentally."
"Thus exploring the psychological divide master and slave, owned and free. Tracy, this paper is getting better by the second! How will you collect the data?"
Tracy couldn't help but share her Professor's excitement. "My idea was to observe the women in the class, and interview them, although I'm not sure they'll let me. The men in the health club crowd around to watch Slave Yoga, so now all the classes for the free women are going to be held in a sealed room."
Agatha Crush leaned back in her chair, rolling her monogrammed pen thoughtfully in her hand as she spoke. "You have a bigger problem than that, Tracy. Those women will be self conscious enough without having a university student quizzing them on their motivations. Remember they might be participating in these classes to fulfill some sort of sexual fantasy, either for themselves or to please someone else in a power relationship with them. The Hawthorne effect would instantly render your results worthless. May I suggest a method of data collection that won't bias your results?"
"Of course," Tracy said. "What should I do?"
With a surprising tenderness the gruff Professor gave Tracy a an almost maternal smile. "It's quite simple, my dear. Sign up for the class."
Tracy was stunned. "Me? Sign up for the class? With all due respect, Professor, I don't think..."
"Come now, Tracy, let's be candid here. You wouldn't have suggested this as your thesis topic if you didn't have some interest in the material. Most girls your age wonder about what it'd be like to be enslaved. It's perfectly natural."
Tracy's pulse quickened at her Professor's insight. She knew! How did she know?
"Um, yes, I've wondered. I mean a lot of the girls in my building are getting Slave Gradings, to see how they stack up."
"Of course they are. Women, free or slave, are naturally competitive, and Slave Gradings are an excellent way for a young woman such as yourself to value her worth objectively. Now as for the class, it's up to you, of course. You can fast track your entire academic career by writing a Phd thesis that will be a publisher's dream, or you can join the academic rejects trying to impress me with their pathetic, derivative Pavlovian pap about how they used bacon strips teach their dog to bark. We're out of time."
"Yes, but..."
Agatha's warmth vanished as she put on her reading spectacles and returned to her work. "Good day, Miss Smith. We'll talk again next week. I hope your ready for a serious discussion, for I despise students who waste my time."