Emma's apartment was small and messy. She had moved in recently, so even though it seemed most of her items were unpacked, they were disorganized. As we walked into her living room which was connected to the front door, she kicked off her boots and plopped right down on the couch. I slowly followed behind her, looking into her open-concept kitchen where I saw a pile of dirty dishes and filthy counter space. It was a wonder how she had gotten this place so messy in just a matter of weeks.
"Alright Phil, here's the plan." She kicked her feet up onto her coffee table, her slender legs almost entirely exposed sticking out of my large baggy shirt she was still wearing. "I'm starving and a little hung over, so how about you make me some breakfast, and I'll write a list of chores for you." I nodded and walked right into the kitchen. I was a great cook, but I kept my kitchen space at home spotless. Working around this mess was going to be a challenge for me.
"Is there anything in particular you want me to make?" I asked as I opened up her fridge.
"Yes my little personal chef," she giggled, "I'll take two eggs over easy, toast, and some bacon. Oh and make me a cup of coffee while you're at it!" I pulled out the ingredients I needed and got to work on her breakfast. I tried to tidy up a bit as I cooked, figuring cleaning the kitchen would be on my list of chores. She sat comfortably on her couch typing away on her phone as I cooked.
When everything was finished, I set down Emma's breakfast on the coffee table in front of her and stood there holding my arms behind my back, waiting patiently. She continues typing for a moment before looking up at her food.
"Ooo that looks great servant boy, good job! I just texted you your list of chores, but before you start, how about giving me a nice foot rub while I eat." She took her feet off the coffee table and sat up, not even looking at me as she started eating. I had hoped to make myself something to eat, but I figured I could just grab a snack later while I cleaned the kitchen. I dropped to my knees expecting her to position her feet in front of me, but instead she just looked at me and giggled.
I realized she wanted me to crawl under her coffee table and rub her feet from down there so she didn't have to sit uncomfortably. I groaned, but crawled my way to her feet and began rubbing them. She let out a light moan as she continued eating her breakfast.
Emma lightly kicked me away, indicating she wanted me to get up. I climbed out from under her coffee table and stood, my knees already aching.
"Alright loser, it's time to get to work. I'm going to relax and watch some tv. Since it's your first time, I'll tolerate any questions you have so long as they aren't stupid. I'll call for you if I need you, otherwise you better stay focused, you've got a long list!" I nodded and pulled out my phone. I was not looking forward to doing chores all day, especially with how messy Emma's house was, but I hoped if I did a good enough job she'd finally give me back my keys. I opened the list she had sent me and groaned at how long it was.
1. Do all the dishes and put them away neatly
2. Clean the entire kitchen, including inside the fridge
3. Wash, dry, fold, and put away all of my laundry
4. Make my bed
5. Organize my bedroom so there's nothing on the floor
6. Deep clean my entire bathroom. All of it!