After I held her for a few minutes, she underwent another personality change, hopping off my lap and strutting around, showing me the plug in her ass, and asking me what I was going to make her for breakfast. It was really quite disconcerting and a little spooky. Jennifer had occasionally insinuated that her mother was crazy, but I figured, what the hell, everybody gets pissed at their parents sometimes. I was really about convinced that the 'crazy' diagnosis was an understatement. On the other hand...there's that thing about hard dicks and consciences. And then I couldn't really just walk out of here and try to hitch-hike home with a plug in my ass. I would wonder for the rest of my life what else she had planned.
We threw on a couple of robes from the huge walnut armoire and went downstairs, both giggling about the other's bow-legged walks. Anna was suddenly in a chatty mood. "Tell you what, Jacky, I was walking almost this bow-legged after that last time – on the couch at my house – my pussy hadn't been reamed like that for years. Actually that's not true – it's NEVER been reamed that way before" She stood on her toes and stroked my long black hair, running her fingers through it and kissing me wantonly. My cock had wilted from walking down the stairs with the fat plug dilating my asshole, but it responded enthusiastically, popping out of the front of my robe. It apparently distinctly remembered being fully embedded in Mrs. C's tight pussy, bumping against her cervix as she ground her pubic bone against mine.
She grabbed my rod and massaged the head, lubricating it with my leaking pre-come. "You're a very naughty boy, Jacky. I can read your mind like a book. Right now, you're thinking about bending me over that granite counter and fucking my brains out." Actually, at the moment I had been thinking about ham and eggs, but I started thinking about bending her over just as she mentioned it. Coincidence, no doubt.
I pulled open one of the refrigerator doors and was surprised to see that it was fully stocked with all manner of goodies. "Hey!" I said, "There's a lot of food in here." I opened the other side and the freezer and everything was full. "Are you sure nobody is going to show up here? Because it kind of looks like someone is planning to do a lot of eating."
"I know someone who is thinking about doing a lot of eating," she grinned. "As in eating out my PUSSY!" There was a manic glint in her eyes that made me extremely nervous.
"No, seriously Sweetie, the little pervert keeps this place all ready for company all the time. In case he need to organize a slut party for some of his scumbag friends. Politicians, mostly. Cops sometimes. A couple of Arab guys once, and they were CREEEEEEEEPY. He actually has a service that comes in once a week and takes away all the food and replaces it with fresh stuff. Wish they would give me the stuff they throw out every week. But that's somebody else's rice bowl, I guess. Oh, yeah, we also get Japs sometimes. And then they order special delivery sushi, which most of the girls like, but nobody really likes some of the extremely kinky stuff they want to do."
"Uh huh," I said absently, pulling food out of the refrigerator. A dozen cage-free eggs, a slice of smoked ham, a little can of...Beluga Caviar? I wondered if that would go with breakfast. It was supposedly fish eggs, which are a kind of egg....suddenly I wondered how Anna was privy to all these details. I wouldn't think that a secretary/receptionist would be in on those kinds of parties.
"And you should see the booze they put away! And dope too, but I stay away from that and I hope you do too because that shit can really –"
"So do you come here often?" I asked, cracking eggs into a crystal mixing bowl.
She batted her eyes at me, vamping. "Why no, sailor, this is my very first time and I'm a little scared so I hope I can find a big strong man to take care of tiny little me."
I laughed but my heart was in my throat. Was she playing another game? Or was she really hinting that she was some kind of a...whore? "So tell me about your job," I said, beating the eggs with a whisk.
"Oh, officially I'm personal secretary to Dr. Hyman Hershkowitz, J.D., L.L.D., Ph.D. and total A.S.S.H.O.L.E. The little pervert. I think his mommy finally pulled him off the tit when he was 12 and he's been lost ever since. But anyway, what I am in fact is his substitute mommy. Except that he used to fuck me. Before his little pee-pee went limber on him. Now I mostly just go places with him, hang on his arm and look pretty, and suck his little weenie about once a week. I shouldn't complain. At least he keeps me for himself and doesn't pass me around. Mostly."
I squinted at the can of caviar. What the hell. I opened it and dumped the contents in with the scrambled eggs. "So you're kind of like his escort when he goes out?"
"Yeah, we have to show up at the parties here once a month or so, help entertain, all that. It was fun once," she said wistfully, "but I'm getting damned sick of it. I've been kissing his ass for nearly 18 years now. It's about time to make a change."
"How did you ever end up with a job like that?"
"Well, it was like this: I had Jennifer at 15. And I was out on my ass with nothing, because my bible-thumping parents could not allow a filthy little slut like me to live in their house. So my options were limited. I only had one thing to sell, and I did it with class, didn't I?"
She embraced me from behind, leaning her head against my back. "Hey, let's not talk about sad things. I'm hungry, so get cooking, Wife."
Wife? I shivered, anticipating another personality change.
I served her breakfast on the couch by the fireplace where we had made love the night before. "Ooooh, looks good!" she said, bouncing on the couch and clapping her hands. "But before you sit down, Sweetie, why don't you just trot upstairs and turn on the Jacuzzi so it will be nice and hot for us later?"
Obediently I trotted up the stairs, very aware of the plug flexing in my ass, located the controls for the Jacuzzi and turned it on. It gurgled to life and I went back downstairs to join Anna for breakfast.
She took a bite of scrambled eggs, paused in mid-chew: "What? These lumps? Is that caviar?"
I nodded. "Do you like it? I was kind of experimenting."
She swallowed and laughed with her hand over her mouth. "Oh Sweetie! You really know how to hit the little pervert in the wallet. Did you know this stuff costs over a hundred dollars an ounce?"
My neck flushed with heat. I had no idea. "I hope you really really like it then." I took a bite. Fishy. Not bad though. But I wouldn't pay any hundred dollars an ounce for it.
"It's perfect, Honey. One more piece of a perfect memory. Me and my lover sharing the most expensive breakfast in town after a full night of hot sex. Well, maybe not a FULL night, but we aren't done yet either. Hey, we should be having champagne with this. Mimosa cocktails. You know how to do that? Half champagne and half orange juice."