A girl goes into an office carrying a classifieds add, there's a man at a desk. The desk has a computer, a fax machine, a printer, a keyboard, and a large comfortable looking leather chair. The girl is wearing a skirt suit-like jacket and a tank, all lavender; she has with her a briefcase. She had been sitting in a lobby with an empty desk, the man ushered her into the office.
Girl: "Sir, I'm here about the add in the paper."
Man: "Yeah, okay. Do you have a resume?"
Girl: "Yes, sir, right here."
The girl reaches into her briefcase and pulls out stapled together pages and hands it to the man. When the girl reaches across the table to hand her resume to the man, he could everything down her shirt, she has at least a C cup, and no bra on. After handing the resume to the man she pulls back to sit in the chair she knocks over a pencil cup all over the floor. The girl panics and tries to pick up all the pencils, the man gets up to help her and notices her skirt falling to the point where he can see that she doesn't have panties or a thong on either. The girl, positive she's not getting the job now repeatedly says
"I'm sorry, sir. I'm so sorry."
The man then says, "It's alright, just calm down. It's okay."
The girl, still a little flumished, sits back on the chair and avoids eye contact.
Man: "Do you have good references?"
Girl: "Yes, sir, several."
Man: "I noticed though you don't have much work experience."
Girl: "Yes, umm...let's say I led a very sheltered life. I may not have experience but I do have the knowledge of never having to be told to do the same thing twice, you show me how to do something and I'll do it for you the same way every time."
Man: "Well, that is something."
Girl: "Sir, the add, didn't really entail what the job was."
Man: "Well, I haven't really decided, it all really depends on who I hire."
Girl: "Well, sir, I'm up for anything; to tell you the truth I'm a little desperate. I need money to continue my classes at the university, it's a really nice school, but very expensive."
Man: "I understand."
Girl: "I hope this isn't inappropriate or something but how much would I get paid if I got the job."
Man: "Oh, that's not inappropriate at all. The job starts with $9.00 a hour, then progresses if you're work improves."
Girl: "I should tell you that I am a full-time student."
Man: "That's actually perfect, for us both. I only need you for maybe 4 to 5 hours a night from between 7 pm to 11 pm and Saturdays from 11 am to 4 pm. And there's a lot of down time, you could probably do homework at you desk out front."
The girl astonished that this job sounds absolutely perfect for her, and somewhat excited that he hasn't thrown her out of the office yet.
Girl: "Wow."
Man: "Yeah, sounds great right?"
Girl: "Yeah sounds perfect. Is there a catch or something?"
Man: "No, not really. Oh I have a sort of dress code, I'd like to tell you what exactly you have to wear."
Girl reacts kind of like a double take and a raised eyebrow.
Girl: "All right, that's not really a problem, I suppose."
Man: "Okay, You're hired; you start Monday night at 7."
Girl: "Okay, thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you so much."
Man: "I want you to wear a skirt, long black, with heels and a black tank top."
Girl: "Anything else?"
Man: "Yes, no bra, I like that, but for underwear; a thong."
The girl has no reaction and jumps right to...
Girl: "What color?"
Man: "Black"
Girl: "Is there any specific way you want me to have my hair."
Man: "Down, kind of curly."
The man then reaches in his pocket and pulls out a stack of money lays a few hundred on the desk.
Man: "This is for the clothes if you don't have them already."
Girl: "Okay. I'll be here, no matter what."
Man: "Okay, see you then."
On Monday the girl walks into the office 5 minutes early wearing a long black skirt with slits on either side just above the knee. The tank top has a zipper on the right that blends with the skirt. Her lacey thong shows under the skirt. Her hair flows with a cute little bounce in the wave.
Girl: "Hello, sir, I'm here, what would you like me to do today."
Man: "First I want you to take that box of clients and put them alphabetically into files and then into the file cabinet over there. Go outside to your desk to put them in order, and then come in here to put them into the cabinet."
Girl: "Okay, no problem, sir."
After two hours or so the girl finishes her task; the man had starred at her the whole time.