Forgive me for this indulgent experiment. I had fun, which is more important than trophies, right? RxC
Greetings! I am the Concierge and, if you will permit me, I will be your assistant as you try out the SBBR app for the first time. Am I speaking with Simon Wood, age 42?
"Yes."
I detect a smart TV nearby. For the best browsing experience, would you let the SBBR app access this device?
"Um, yeah, sure."
Ah that's better. Now, shall we begin?
"Wow, am I talking to a real person?"
My programmers are working hard, as we speak, to expand the definition of Real Person, but for now I am just really, really smart software. You may speak freely with me, asking questions and providing answers like any normal conversation. Forgive me in advance if I have to ask you to repeat yourself; I will sometimes need a second chance to understand more complex queries.
"Sounds good. I'm eager to get started."
I'm sure you are. If at any time you would like to turn me off for distraction free browsing, just let me know. Also, if you prefer that I be a different gender, or say, express a less assertive personality, I have many adjustable settings that can better suit your desires.
"Impressive."
What's that?
"Your character model, the eye movement, speech and lip-synch. Skin texture, hair...It's really impressive. Like, 'jumped a mile over the uncanny valley' amazing."
Thank you, sir. Is it ok that I call you sir, or would you prefer something else?
"Sir is fine, thanks. Only Rose gets to call me Daddy."
Noted. Let's get started, shall we? Would you like to know more about the SBBR app or start browsing transportation options?
"Tell me more about the app."
Like so many of the Perfectly Normal Society's innovations, the SBBR app came about through a desire to incorporate the erotic and the kinky into everyday life. As a member yourself, you know how the Society likes to hide the extremes of the human sexual experience in plain sight. What better way to expand that vision to the world of local transportation?
SBBR vehicles are custom fitted for top-of-the-line comfort and safety. There are many complete packages to choose from for the first-time user, or you can dive into our customization options down to the smallest detail.
All SBBR vehicles are self-driving, and after 523 days of continuous operation, which equates to thousands of road hours, there hasn't been a single traffic collision.
"Is that right? Unbelievable."
Shall I pull up the stats to help quiet your concerns?
"Not necessary, but thanks. This list of stuff, there's just too much to choose from."
Decision paralysis is a common first reaction, to be sure. I am here to help, so I am going to recommend some packages for your first experience for two reasons:
One, the more customized the setup is for the trip, the more preparation time and expense there is to get everything ready for you, and two, based on rider feedback, all the currently available options are more than adequate for even the most discerning fetishist.
Before I do that, I'm going to ask you a few questions about how you would like this trip to go. How many people will be riding in the SBBR vehicle?
"Two. Myself and my girlfriend."
And where will SBBR be taking you two?
"LAX; we're celebrating her birthday in Las Vegas. Our flight leaves at 8 pm on Friday the 13th, and we live in Walnut, CA."
That is a 90-to-120-minute ride on the specified date and time. You could not have picked a better opportunity to take a trip with SBBR.
"I agree. Getting invited to the beta test for this app is what inspired departing from LAX."
Very thoughtful, sir. If you don't mind me asking, what is the nature of your kink relationship?