And so the day dawned; the day of my big punishment. The putative cause was the minor misdemeanour of ejaculating a lot sooner than my wife expected me to. The real cause was that she lost a bet on account of it. That was major. She's a competitive, alpha type, my wife: doesn't like to lose at anything. So because I had failed to perform to her expectations on a live cam she shared with her work colleagues, I was deemed to have wilfully and spitefully undermined her authority and so I must be punished. No appeal allowed. It had been decided, and this day was the day it would happen. I didn't get much sleep the night before, over-thinking the coming event. I should be able to let it go. It's by no means the first time I've suffered this way. I knew that it would happen and then it would be over. Easy to say, but hard to do.
Having gone through the necessary preparations, cleaning myself inside and out, I kitted myself out in my wife's usual choice of attire for me for these occasions; what she calls my Little Bo Peep dress, a frilly blue thing with a laced black bodice which stops below my nipples, leaving my upper chest and shoulders bare. The hem of the dress is short enough to just reveal my bum. All physical punishment is administered by a friend of my wife, called Bette. There is a fairly established pattern to how the event unfolds. The programme formally commences when Bette arrives and rings the doorbell. That happens sometime in the morning after my wife had gone to work.
Bette has a key but she always rings the doorbell to make me come to the door and let her in, a bit like the vampire thing; that he needs to be invited in. I jump when I hear that bell and I drag myself to the door to let her in, half dreading half wanting the torment ahead. I pretend to be calm as I open the door and stand to one side while Bette sweeps in past me. I wonder does she notice that I am shaking like a leaf and my breath is coming in short nervous gasps. But before any of that happens, my wife and I always have breakfast together.
That morning, I got my wife's cereal and made her coffee. I usually don't get to eat on these occasions, but on this occasion my wife kindly said I should get myself a bowl of cereal seeing as I hadn't had anything to eat since breakfast yesterday. Big of her. I could point out that she was the reason I had nothing to eat yesterday, but that would be churlish of me. She was probably afraid I might faint from the hunger and fail to give Bette sufficient satisfaction. I gladly got myself a decent serving of cereal topped with lots of skim milk. I am not allowed full milk. Too rich for me the wife says. She has full milk in her cereal, though.
We sat across from each other at our big oak kitchen table. At the far end of table I had already placed my woolly helmet, the gag, a pair of strong white cotton panties, a leather collar and a matching pair of cuffs. This is a standard requirement on punishment days. They look a bit odd sitting there on the table while we eat, but we never talk about them, or their purpose, or the forthcoming enforcement during breakfast. My wife doesn't like to use crude words like 'beating,' so she substitutes the word 'enforcement.' She'll say that she has, with regret, had to order an enforcement session for me. She's a bit squeamish like that. Can't say the same about her enforcer, but we don't mention Bette at breakfast either. My wife regards breakfast time as one of our precious moments of togetherness. It sets her mood for the day and it is not to be spoiled by any mention of life's nasty realities. But I can't help myself glancing at the peculiar pile of clutter at the far end of the table every few minutes, and feeling a nervous flutter in my stomach. One of my life's nasty realities is about to happen to me.
I had already hand squeezed some oranges to make a glass of orange juice for her. She likes me to hand squeeze them, even though we have an electric juicer. She likes the personal touch, the bit of manual labour on her behalf. Surprisingly, as she sipped her juice, she suggested I might have some orange juice too, so I went to the fridge and got the litre carton of supermarket juice off the door shelf. It's the cheap one, own label, made up from concentrate - with added bits; bits of turnip probably. The blast of cool air from the fridge made my bare nipples harden and tingle a little, like they knew what was coming. My diet differs from hers in several respects. This is one of them. Pure orange juice, hand squeezed or otherwise, is not for me. She suggested I drink the whole litre; that it would be good for me. I can recognise an order pretending to be a suggestion from a mile off, and set about downing the litre of orange drink without protest. She was purposely setting me up for a rough time ahead. She does cruelty in her own quiet way. The bathrooms are out of bounds on punishment days. The litre of orange on top of a large helping of cereal and milk was designed to put my bladder under serious pressure. My choice is between a long day of holding on or an embarrassing accident. I could use a bathroom but I would be caught on camera and another, and worse, punishment would result.
She persisted with the fiction of our enjoyable breakfast together. We talked about anything but big item on my agenda that morning. We continued to ignore the gear sitting at the end of the table. My wife mentioned that the grass was getting a bit long and it would be good to cut it before the rain comes that is forecast for the weekend. I concurred. As she was finishing her coffee, I sat opposite her, feeling a lot of liquid sloshing around in my stomach. I knew what she was thinking. She was thinking he's probably shitting himself now and he deserves it. She was right about one part of that sentence.
It was time to put on the gag and helmet, yet she delayed, wondering if I saw the new shrub the neighbours across the way had put in. Turning the screw, seeing if I'd crack. Inside I was screaming, 'let's get on with this and stop pretending I'm not about to get brutally beaten by a sadist.' But outside I said, 'yes, I did see it. It's a rhus - nice autumn colour.' Stuck it right back to her.
At last, and not because she is feeling sorry for me, but because it's time for her to go to her important job in the big tech company, she said, 'let's get you prepped.' Always the same phrase, but she never says what I'm being prepped for. No, we couldn't go there, too crude to even contemplate apparently. Well, I was busy contemplating it as she fixed the kazoo gag into my mouth and fastened it at the back. (Don't ask: Basically, it makes a 'baa' sound as I breathe out of my mouth and an 'aaa' sound as I breathe in: Very humiliating. You have to breathe in and out your nose to prevent baaing. That is noisy too in its own snorting sort of way, and it gives away just how panting and panicky your breathing is.) Next she pulled the woolly head piece over my head and locked it in place. With my animal head in place I could only see with difficulty and I fumbled a bit before I managed to pick up her coat and bag for work. I had just handed them to her when the doorbell rang.
Bette was early. My wife told me to go and get the door. I felt my usual vulnerable and panicky state as I opened the door dressed in my short Bo Peep dress and woolly mask. Bette stood there on the step in her coveralls, check shirt and work boots. She had her utility belt on - bad sign. I stood to one side against the wall holding the door wide open and snorting breaths in and out my nose. She looked straight past me, as she always does, but that time she saw my wife coming out to meet her.
"Hi Bette, you're early."
"Hi Mary, yeah. A job got cancelled this morning. Spare part wasn't delivered in time, so I decided to take a chance."
Mary is my wife's name. I'm not allowed to use it. If I'm answering her formally it's 'Madam,' unless we are doing our husband and wife chit chat, or pretend chit chat, like that morning. Then I don't call her anything. Just tip toe around the little difficulty. I used amuse myself with the thought that if my wife's name was Belle, they'd be Belle and Bette, as in Belle et Bete, Beauty and the Beast. Though the Bitch and the Beast would be more accurate.
The Bitch and the Beast were out on the step doing their huggy, huggy, kissy, kissy thing; wonderful to see you; must meet for a drink sometime and all that stuff. I'm stood there in a skimpy frilly blue dress and my woolly mask and gag, looking totally ridiculous, holding the door. The cool wind blew over my bum and balls and reminded me what all this was about, while they had their little catch-up. My wife did her 'gotta run' thing to Bette and headed for her car. Bette waved her off, normally my job, and went back out to the road to where her pickup was parked. She got her tool box; her special tool box that has all she needs for this particular job. She smiled and waved to my wife again who was backing down the short driveway. Then she turned and headed in towards me. Suddenly, the smile was gone and Bette was all business.
The woolly mask with the integrated gag may be a ploy by my wife to dehumanise me in Bette's eyes. No need for my wife to worry on that score. Bette probably thinks of me as little more than a dumb animal anyway, ever since the first enforcement when she had her collies herd me around her field. To her, I'm just Mary's little lamb, or her little black sheep today; the one that needs bit of obedience re-training. As far as Bette is concerned, it's just another of those things she does to help out a friend or neighbour, like worming their dogs. It's a job on her do list for the day and the sooner she gets it done the sooner she gets on to doing a real paying job. From Bette's perspective my feelings in the matter are neither here nor there. Once my wife is happy with the result, it's a job well done.