After Mary drove their car out through the electric gate from Alice's house and turned towards town, and not until then, could Dan feel confident that his slave training ordeal was finally behind him. He breathed a huge sigh of relief, turned towards Mary, and said, 'Boy, was I glad to see you arrive this morning.'
'Well, I assume you didn't expect it to be a holiday camp, Dan?
'No, and it wasn't. But I didn't expect it to be such a total experience either. There was always somebody telling me what to do. The only time I was free to think about things was when I was tied up for the night in Alice's basement. And then I was too tired to think about anything much. So I still need to digest it all, really.'
'The way I see it, you don't have to think too much about it. A slave basically follows somebody else's agenda. They mightn't even know what that agenda is. They don't have to know. It's a simple life really. The slave's agenda is to be a slave. That's you sorted.'
'Hmmmm. '
The 'hmmmm' wasn't Dan thinking about the philosophical niceties of slavedom. It was Dan stalling over what to call his wife/owner. She was calling him 'Dan' but he wasn't sure if that meant he could call her Mary all the time. She'd already slapped him down once for going into full on slave-speak, so 'Madam' was probably a bit over the top. He settled for the noncommittal 'hmmmm.' See how it goes.
'For now, Dan, you are following my agenda. I own you. We signed a contract to that effect. Remember? I will tell you what to do. Don't sweat it.'
'Right now we are going to do a grocery shop before going home,' added Mary, as she turned the car into the shopping centre on the edge of town. She handing him a piece of paper. 'You are going to get the groceries on that list. Nothing more, nothing less. That simple enough for you, Slave?'
He didn't like Mary's sarcastic tone. That was new. He wasn't a total dork, after all. But now is not the time to pull her up on it, he decided. 'OK,' he said evenly. 'But I don't have my wallet.'
'Not a problem. Just get the groceries and wait before the checkout area. I'll come and find you and pay when you've checked them through. I've got a few other things to do.'
Dan decided against asking about the few other things that Mary had to do. Also not the time. None of my business, thought the good slave. If I need to know she'll tell me. As Mary was pulling into a parking bay he wondered if he'd ask Mary about his wallet generally. As in, when he might get it. His wallet, and access to it, was not a trivial matter. Besides, it was his. But Mary stopped the car and told him to hop to it before he had time to pop the question.
'Yes, Madam,' said Dan, glancing over at her, putting on a cheeky grin. Dan the daring slave. Willing to mix it with the owner now and then. More like Dan, the 'totally put down by his wife' wimp, and trying to save face. He knew the moment for the wallet query had passed and he would just sound whiney if he asked now. Never decisive enough was Dan. If there was a boat to be missed, Dan could be relied upon to miss the boat. He climbed out of the car, clutching the grocery list.
'Hey, Slave, come back here,' called Mary through the open window, with an equally cheeky grin, fishing a token from the glove compartment. 'You'll need this for the trolley.'
Dan now regretted starting the 'Madam' thing again. He was stuck with it. 'Yes, Madam,' he replied, trying, but failing, to maintain the cheeky grin. He hoped nobody in the carpark heard him being called 'slave' by his wife.
Doing the weekly shop was not foreign to Dan. He had already embraced the modern role sharing model. Did his bit around the house and all that. Working his way through the supermarket was no challenge; the vegetable section, the fresh fruit, the milk and dairy and so on, being careful to get exactly what was on the list. A couple of unusually detailed items surprised him:
2 Maxi bags dry food for large dogs weighing over 25 kg,
6 cans of Lamb, Rice & Vegetables dog food,
6 cans of Chicken, Rice & Vegetables dog food.
OK, thought Dan, obviously dog food. We don't, or didn't, have a dog last time I looked. Dan assumed, but briefly, that Mary might be getting, or might already have got, a dog. But as soon as the thought surfaced he rejected it. Getting a dog wasn't on the agenda, really. That left only one option. The dog food was for the slave. That's me. His heart sank, but at the same time it was balanced by a little tingle of excitement between his legs. Dan, the slave, treated like a dog.
He paused in the vegetable aisle savouring the memory of filling his breakfast dog bowl for Alice and holding it up to her pussy to be watered with her hot rich piss, the first of the day. She'd saved it for him, she used to say. He could picture it now: Out on the patio. The morning sun shining between her legs and flashing bright off the gleaming stray hairs of her public fleece. The backlit stream of golden liquid, like a libation for the gods of ancient Greece, splashed into his dog bowl. Small droplets bounced up, splattering his face and mouth. The dull hot throbbing of his cock pushing against the walls of its cage and the associated sharp jab of pain from between his legs brought Dan back to reality.
Down to business. Get everything on the list was the clear instruction. He wasn't going to fall down on the first slave task assigned to him in his new full time slave role. Next to the dog food items, Mary had written, and underlined, 'Get the Basic Essentials brand.'
Adopting a nonchalant air, as if he was a regular pet food buyer, Dan meandered through to the pet food section. He went past all the big brand names till he came to the cheapo own brand corner and loaded up the two bags of dry dog food while hoping a busybody dog lover type wouldn't confront him. How could you claim to love your dog and buy them that rubbish, he imagined them berating him. Don't you know it is half sawdust and the rest dried offal? He couldn't bring himself to review the list of ingredients. Better not to know. He noticed that the sacks claimed to 'contain large kibbles especially adapted to the jaw size of large breed dogs.' What's that about he wondered? The cans of dog food came in six-packs and boasted of their 'proven high acceptance rating: full of flavour and accepted by many dogs.' Well good for you, thought Dan. Now also accepted by many slaves. You can add that proud boast to your advertising.
Mary kept him waiting a good five minutes before she arrived. He'd got a few funny looks as people passed him and moved their trolleys up into the checkout. She waved at him to go up to a checkout. After he cleared the checkout Mary sent him on out to the car while she paid. As they loaded the groceries into the boot, Dan noticed several packages already there -- Mary's few things no doubt -- one of which was not in a bag. It was a large aluminium dog bowl.
'Are we getting a dog then?' He chanced remarking. Seemed an obvious and safe enough question to ask. Even though he knew the answer.
'Don't try getting smart with me, Slave. I already pointed out to you that I will tell you what I need to tell you when I need to tell you. Your impertinence is noted and it will be dealt with later.'
Dan quickly went into full retreat. 'Sorry, Madam. I didn't mean to pry. It won't happen again.'
Navigating the 'am I her slave or am I her husband' boundary was going to prove tricky, Dan decided. Ask no questions and offer no opinions would be a good first rule of thumb. The 'Madam versus Mary' boundary would take a bit of figuring out too. After all it was Mary who rubbished his 'I am you humble slave' effort in the first place. And now she was kicking him back into total humble slave mode. Dan didn't like living with uncertainty but he also suspected he wouldn't like 'being dealt with' either. He decided he'd give uncertainty a go for the moment. No more questions.
While driving home from the shopping centre Mary gave Dan the skinny on slave economics. 'Owning a slave, Dan, is like any economic proposition. The slave - that's you - is an asset. To get maximum value from the asset you have to maximise its output for the minimum of input. I'm sure there is something similar in the world of science, biology or something that you teach to your students. Something about honey bees gathering nectar or whatever. Anyway, long story short: steak is wasted on you, Dan, when dogfood will get the same result. Capiche?
'I suppose,' said Dan glumly, steering carefully around the Mary/Madam conundrum.
'I'm not saying you'll never have steak, Dan, you will. But it will be as a reward for good behaviour or exceptional performance or something. Basically, you'll have to earn it.'
'Phew, that's a relief. The slave without steak could be a very dull slave,' quipped Dan, trying to lighten the mood.