I'd met Aunt Rose at a birthday party we had at the rugby club for Rosa years ago. It was organised by Kate and Julie, and it remains a bit of a standout night in my rugby club memories. No surprise there then; everything these two set their hands to is a roaring success.
However, the woman in front of me, serving coffee and cake in the front room of a very posh house in the Kent/Surrey stockbroker belt, looked more like Rosa's twin sister than her aunt.
Looks can be very deceiving, and while Rose and Rosa were almost indistinguishable in looks, any question would reveal the difference. Rose would give you a forthright answer; you would not be under any illusion as to her thoughts on the matter. My Rosa would still be prevaracating 5 minutes later.
As soon as the formalities were over, Rose looked me over and said to us both, "This one is an improvement, pumpkin!"
There was a vibe going on between these two that took me by surprise. Rose is perhaps the only person in the world with whom Rosa is relaxed. I understood immediately why Rosa loves this woman.
Rose embarrassed the hell out of Rosa by saying this to her. "I assume he is the reason you're walking like a bandy-legged old harlot this morning." She looked expectantly at me.
"After the effort I put in last night, I'd be disappointed if she wasn't."
"HaHa. What a good comeback! Is he as good as he thinks he is, pumpkin?"
"Aunty!" "You said you'd be nice," she murmured.
Oh, she is being nice to you; she wants to know if I'm going to look after you properly." Before Rose could interrupt, I carried on, but I'm addressing her now. "I intend to make the bandy-legged walk a permanent thing."
Rose actually clapped. Oh, you have picked a better one this time. I think I'm going to like him. I don't suppose you're willing to share."
AUNTY: That's not nice!"
"It's a very nice thing for your aunt to say about me. It wouldn't be very nice if I took her up on it, darling. I'm very flattered, Mrs. Stone. But as I told you before, I'm a one woman man."
"Oh! I remember you now. Rosa's birthday party, 2001! You're now a member of a very exclusive club. Men who have turned me down twice. In fact, you are one of a kind. Men who have turned me down and I still like. She frowned for the first time since we had gotten there. You are married if I remember correctly."
"I was; the poor girl died."
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Do you miss her?"
"No, not really." We stayed together for my daughter's sake. To be honest, Mrs. Stone, it was pretty loveless.
If you call me Mrs. Stone one more time, I will throw you out of my house. I'm Rose, please!"
I'll try my best to remember that Rose.
I like you for one very good reason, and it's not the reason you keep in your pants either. It's because you make my favourite person in the whole world very happy. I suppose what you keep in your pants is part of the reason she has smiled more today than she has in twenty years with the queer little shit.
Rose took Rosa by the hand and gave her a very big motherly hug. I like him, darling. Keep this one; make him marry you. Rose broke the hug, pushed Rosa to her arms length, but kept a very firm hold on her. Oh, I see she said mockingly, The bounder has already proposed. Then the mask broke. She pulled her back into that same hug, and they both cried.
Rose found her composure immediately. Come here you, she ordered me. I suppose this was a cock into the hilt proposal."
"Nope, I was actually on both knees at the time."
"One is usually considered enough."
"I was eating her fanny at the time."
No Rosea wailed, "Not you as well."
Rose howled. Oh, how romantic. Though. If you were eating my puss, I doubt I'd let you free even to say those words."
"She couldn't stop me; her hands were roped behind her back, her legs tied three feet apart, and she was virtually suspended from the light fixture."
"Oh yes, I bet my pumpkin wears a rope well, doesn't she?"
"Aren't you upset, Aunty?"
Oh, you silly girl. I'm over the moon that you have found a real man."
"You didn't invent kinky sex, you know. Some of us are way ahead of you in that game."
"Aunty?"
Oh, I'd better show you! Both of you, come here." We obediently followed Rose to a closet door. It was apparently the closet where her cleaner kept her supplies. Rose took a steam iron from its bracket and then lifted the bracket. The back of the closet swung away as Rose pushed it, revealing a staircase. We followed Rose down into a very well-appointed playroom.
"I'm sure I've seen SM porn films shot in this dungeon, I said." Only half joking.
Quite probably, I own several, shall we say, specialty film companies and now a few websites. I used my playroom for some of the lighter stuff. Most of the heavy stuff was shot at the farm, and the very specialist pony play films were shot at my hill farm in Wales. I'm going tomorrow for Christmas. You two can come if you want. Rose turned to me and gave me a wink. There is some lovely ponygirl tack there; my pumpkin would look lovely in it. Or you can stay here and house sit for me if you want to be boring and just shag Christmas away."
"Aunty,"
Rose preempted the question forming on Rosa's lips.
"I had to make some money, dear." "I suddenly had a three-year-old I needed to look after."
I, er, but er, mmmm, Poor Rosa was a little lost.
"Hush dear. Let's go upstairs and talk about it. It's well past time I told you the truth."
It was warm, to say the least, for winter. So Rose decided to make the most of the sun, and we went out on the patio. I sensed we were on the edge of something big.
Rose returned with a fresh pot of tea and more cakes and scones.
Right, you two, I need you to just shut up and listen. Questions after, OK?" Rosa nodded.
Rose poured us each another cup of tea and began her story.
Right, my dears, we will start with my mother, my father, and my big sister.
Your mother, Rosa, my big sister, was, as you have always been told, killed in a car accident along with your father. You were two years old, and the family scandal was that they were not married.
My mother is an ogre of a woman, and, sorry to say this, my darling girl, she considered you to be the product of original sin. Therefore, she refused to have anything to do with you.
She basically gave you to her sister. our bloody evil aunt and uncle, who kept you until they spent all the money your mother left. My father is a spineless bastard who let the old bitch ruin every life she came into contact with. I did remain in contact with dad, and I have gone a little way towards forging him.
Dad is in poor health and lives in a nursing home that I pay for. If you can forgive him, I know he wants to say sorry to you. She is still alive, I think, but in all honesty, I don't give a flying fuck about her.
My poor sister died leaving no will, so the money went to my aunt and uncle, as they were your legal guardians. As soon as they frittered away your money, they put you in an orphanage. I was 16 when I found you!
Quite simply, I stole you; I had to. I had no money, no home as such. Honestly, I wasn't even an adult. As soon as I told your grandparents I had found you, the old bitch cut me off as well. I had no way to claim any money. I just had my share of the family treasures. With that, Rose jiggled her boobs.
"Then I discovered men will pay to play with these; they will pay more for a blowjob." Then I was picked up one day at Kings Cross by a lovely old man called Brian."
Rosa clapped; she actually clapped, "Uncle Brian!"
"Yes," said Rose.
"He brought me little Ted!"
Yes, he did. For two years, he kept us in our little flat and gave me enough for food and clothes.
"He died, didn't he?" said Rosa.
Yes, he did; he left us the flat we lived in. But I had to go out on the streets again; we both needed to eat. I knew more now; I knew some men liked to get their bottoms spanked, and as far as I knew then and still know now, you can't catch the clap while spanking someone's bottom. You earn a damn sight more money as well. So I rented another flat to work from.
For a while, I did a lot of spanking and wanking. I put a bit in the bank, then I bought another little flat. I bought some cuffs and things. I started to charge 50 pounds an hour; it was a fortune in those days. Most of these guys only lasted 10 minutes, so I was making a mint.
Then someone asked me if I would whip him while someone else filmed it. Me with my tits out and him dangling on a rope. Soon I had so much cash I nearly got caught--not by the police; I was spanking a high-ranking copper once a week, and he tipped me off if anything was happening in my area. I was nearly caught by the Inland Revenue.
I had two MPs on my client list as well; they put me in touch with Allan, who is still my accountant. He became my business partner. Soon, we were making films. I continued to spank and wank the copper and the MPs, but that was it as far as personal clients were concerned.
The films paid for this house, the farm, and the place in Wales. It paid for food and clothes for both of us, and it paid for the schools I sent you to. It paid for the au pairs who looked after you when I was busy.
"Do you remember Lola?"
"Yes, I loved Lola!"
"I set her up in business; if ever you need a corset, she is your girl!"