Barry deals with RoseAnn's puzzling behavior
On an October Wednesday, before the Columbus Day weekend, I watched a TV news item about leaves turning in the Midwest. I called my mother to hear her exclaim about the brilliant fall color. Fall was her favorite season.
"I don't think we get a real fall around here," I told her. "It's a little cooler, but some flowers are blooming for the first time. They say most years it never once gets below freezing. How great is that? I could get used to this no-winter thing."
"Is RoseAnn there? I haven't talked to her since before you moved."
"She's been working hard the past week. A lot of evenings and weekends. I don't know when to expect her home anymore. Something big's going on at her work."
"You should tell her to get away for a weekend or maybe a week."
"We're going to... uh, she's got a business meeting in Santa Barbara this coming weekend."
"Did I hear you say you're going with her?"
I thought about it for a moment. "Yes. We're driving down."
I felt her shrug over the phone. "I expected as much, but now I wish I hadn't asked."
I wanted to say that I loved RoseAnn, but I lost my nerve and the words stuck in my throat. I laughed instead. "I'm this close to the Pacific Ocean, Mom, and I've never seen it."
"Jesus, Barry, be careful! You're using protection, aren't you?"
There was no point in hiding it further. "You taught me what I needed to know, you and Dad. Don't worry."
I resumed working on my chem assignments, and plugged away for a half-hour before hearing a familiar tap on the door.
"It's open."
Gloria came in, carrying her briefcase, and sat across from me. "Are you working on chemistry? I have some questions." She shook out her hair as she took some folders from her briefcase.
"Fresh coffee? I just made it."
She'd been coming over at least twice a week to do homework. Also, at her invitation, and with RoseAnn's blessing, I'd gone to her home a few times. Tonight, we were working on the same assignment, but the problems and concepts that supposedly stumped her were not all that difficult, and I noticed that she'd already completed the more difficult problems.
But I wouldn't challenge her on it. I preferred to believe she wasn't campaigning to displace RoseAnn, but only wanted a few moments' respite from the stress at home. The elder Gruendlich was now sleeping almost all day. When he wasn't sleeping, he was moaning in pain and needed two shifts of nurses to take care of him.
After an hour, we took a short break. She pushed back from the table and put her bare, slim feet up on the next chair as she sipped at her second or third cup of coffee. The graceful arches and unconscious flexing of her toes and ankles kept drawing my attention. I watched her small, pretty mouth, too, the way the thin lips moved as she talked. I couldn't forget her intimate revelation that she'd sucked men to orgasm with that mouth. Those tiny lips--would they be tight, like a virgin's vagina? How would that feel? But surely, she couldn't compete with RoseAnn's capacious mouth, thicker lips, and coarse, mobile tongue. And how could she--or any woman--compete with RoseAnn in the enthusiasm department?
"Plans for the weekend?" She jerked me out of my musing.
"RoseAnn and I are going to Santa Barbara," I said. "She's got some sort of business meeting there. I guess it's a very big deal. She's been putting in some serious hours getting ready for it."
"You haven't forgotten the calculus mid-term on Tuesday, have you?" she said.
"I'll have plenty of time to study while she's in meetings. She says she needs me there for moral support."
"Moral support? Is that what they call it these days?" She laughed gaily.
"Eh?"
"I meant, it's a euphemism for fucking, isn't it? Or oral sex?" She sighed. "Never mind. Once I have to explain a joke, it stops being funny."
I smirked. "If that's what she needs, I've got lots of both. But she likes to talk her problems over with me, too. Not that I have anything smart to say, but she solves a lot of her problems just by talking aloud about them."
After a half hour, the garage door mechanism rumbled under the floor. Shortly after, RoseAnn's heels clumped heavily on the steps. At the top, looking frazzled and weary, she dropped her briefcase on the floor.
"Good evening, RoseAnn," said Gloria.
"You look tired," I said. "Are you ready for some supper?"
"I'm going to seem rude," she said to Gloria, "but can you two wind it up for tonight? I have to talk to Barry."
"Oh!" Gloria jumped up. "Sure. I'll be gone in a minute." Flustered, she gathered up her papers and put them in her briefcase, and we said our good-nights as she went out the door.
"Well, that was abrupt," I said, letting my irritation show.
"I'm so pissed off and upset right now, I don't know what to do with myself," she said.
"What is it?"
"I can't tell you. I'm afraid it'll make you angry and affect how you deal with my bosses while we're in Santa Barbara. I'll have to tell you about it afterward."
"Some asshole harassing you again at work?"
"No. It's worse than that. Barry, I need my stress relief?"
A hard ball formed in my stomach and began to spread. "I can be," I said.
"Go get the whip, and be quick. I'm sorry, but this is the only way I know to take the edge off."
In our room, I opened her underwear drawer and felt through the frothy intimates until my fingers found the whip in its travel case. I took it out and shook out the strands. After the last time she used it, she had me rub it with oil. The thirsty leather had soaked up the oil, seemingly without end, and now the strands were ominously heavy.
I stood for a moment, gingerly holding the leather appliance out for her. My hand was shaking.
I took the whip into the kitchen and stood there, holding it by the grip. Now I was certain of what she really needed. The signals were clear.
"Give it to me and strip," she demanded.
"Not today," I said. "You're going to strip instead." I whirled the whip at my side until it whistled.
She took a step toward me, snatching at the whip. I held out an arm to stop her and cocked my whip arm back, threatening.
"Now strip," I said, "or I'll mark up those pretty legs of yours, and everyone at the meeting will be able to see." I tightened my muscles so my trembling wouldn't show.
"Give me the whip!" she hissed, taking another step. I jumped back and swung, hitting her ass through the skirt. "Hey!" she said, only surprised. As I'd already discovered, this whip couldn't inflict any level of pain through clothing.
"First, the skirt and slip. Then the blouse."
Her eyes were ablaze as she unzipped her skirt and let it fall. She pushed down her slip and unbuttoned her blouse, while still trying to burn me with her fierce gaze.