What can one say about revenge. Famously that it is a dish best served cold. Yes, cold, but also hot, as you will see.
I had met Simone at work, we both had temporary jobs in the admin department. After a week or two we got chatting in the canteen, we seemed to have lots in common and I asked whether she would like to go for a drink after work on the Friday. She had said that she lived alone and had no children so I thought she would probably be free. She agreed eagerly and we arranged to meet up at the wine bar.
I actually felt a bit nervous picking out my outfit for the evening. I know it was only to meet a new friend but she was quite glamorous, always having her hair just right and dressing in smart, expensive looking, matching jackets and skirts. Blonde and slim she was definitely a mark above me, the men always followed her with their eyes as she walked across the room, something that I certainly hadn't noticed for myself. I did wonder whether she had had some enhancement as her breasts were just a little too full and maybe just a little higher than they might have been had mother nature been the only one involved.
I searched through my limited wardrobe picking, discarding and picking again. I finally settled on a stretch green dress tied off with a belt at the waist, it showed off my figure well but certainly emphasised my smaller breasts and slimmer hips than Simone.
I took a taxi down to the wine bar and walked in, scanning the room for her. She was sitting by the bar in a simple skirt and white polo necked jumper which was straining a little to contain her chest, a fact that the barman was trying hard not to notice. She turned, waved and got up
"Julie", She enthused, "so good of you to arrange this, I've been hoping to meet friends at work but just haven't found any yet."
She hugged me, which took me back a little. She seemed so much more tactile outside of work.
"Drink?" She asked.
"Shall we get a bottle?" I asked, "White?"
"Yes, absolutely." She replied, "It's the weekend, let's get in the mood."
We grabbed the proffered bottle and two glasses and retreated to a cosy little corner. Two bottles and a whole lot of chatter later we were both a little tiddled and were starting to open up maybe more than we should.
"Go on then", Simone said, "what sort of men are you into?"
"Oh, slim, trim, not too muscular." I said.
"I like them bigger," She responded with a throaty laugh, "you know what I mean."
I stared at her, "Really? no, give me average but with a good style!"
That had us both laughing until the barman scowled at us which made us laugh all the harder.
"What about?", I started, "what are you into, you know in the bedroom."
She laughed again, "In the bedroom? how delicate. Do you know, I like a strong dominant man."
"Like what?" I asked a bit confused.
"You know", She said "one that'll take control. A bit of tying up, a bit of spanking, you know."
I looked at her, wide eyed and then we burst out laughing again.
"Hang on." I said.
I reached into my bag and pulled out the local paper.
"Have you seen this?" I said, pointing her towards one of the headlines.
She leaned over and read out quietly.
"Corporal punishment re-introduced for minor offences."
"Corporal?" she asked, "Is that?" She stopped, looking up at me.
"Yes"' I whispered "It's a spanking! Can you imagine it."
Simone had gone quiet and her breathing had become a bit ragged.
"Oh, yes." She said, "I can". She looked at me a little coyly.
Understanding dawned on my face and I leapt at the idea.
"I dare you."
"What?" She asked with a puzzled look.
"I said I dare you. Go on. Do something"
She seemed to get the idea and her eyes widened, a slight smile starting to form on her lips.
"What?" She replied.
"I don't know, maybe break something. Push something over when there's someone there to see it."
I poured the last of the wine taking a long gulp, Simone copied me. I could feel my head starting to spin and I could imagine Simone must be feeling the same.
"I couldn't." She said. "I've never done something like that in my life."
"Oh well." I said, but there was definitely a thoughtful look on her face.
"Come on ladies" said the barman, a bit annoyed at our not leaving earlier, "Time you were on your way, I've got to shut up."
We got up, a little unsteadily and arm in arm walked off towards the taxi rank. I could see a police car across the road, Simone hadn't.
"Here." I said, "Here's your chance. What about that hanging basket, can you reach that?''
I pointed her towards a basket outside a little cafe. Simone laughed, ran forward, reached up and pushed it hard making it swing back and forth. She ran forward a little and seeing a pot on the floor, blocked from the police view by a sign board I kicked it, the sound of shattering pottery ringing around the road.
At that sound Simone staggered to a halt and the Police car sidled across the road, flashed it's blue light, stopping next to us. A big policeman climbed out.
Simone sobered up rapidly. "I only pushed it." She said. She obviously thought it was the same pot she had pushed. I wasn't going to admit to it.
"Ladies." Said the tall policeman.
Simone, too much wine doing the talking for her said again, "I didn't mean to, I only pushed it."
"Ok." said the policemen. "That's good, I can deal with this here and now then."