Jennifer flopped down on the couch with a sigh, letting her hair out of its tight ponytail. It had been another long day at work, running around making coffee for a series of people with wildly unrealistic expectations for her productivity. If one more jackass with a bluetooth headset snarked that it couldn't possibly take twenty minutes to make a latte, she swore she would put a dent in his face.
But that was then, and this was now. She didn't have to be back at work for another two days, and tonight was entirely hers to enjoy. Owner would be home sooner or later to purge all of her human concerns, so Jennifer reasoned she may as well soften up her mind to prepare.
She looked at the towering bong on their coffee table and giggled. Jennifer had never seen a piece of glassware that could make her quite as stupid as this one. She didn't know what it was, maybe it was just the size, but it was perfect. Owner made it herself, glassblowing being just one of her many hobbies. It was beautiful, green and blue mottled glass swirling into each other, but it was still perfectly functional. It had a straight neck, an ice catch, and an easily removed bowl piece.
Sometimes Jennifer felt inadequate when she thought about everything Owner was capable of. Not only did she have a high-paying job in publishing, she filled out her time with hobbies that ranged from building machines to maintaining a gorgeous herb garden. It could be hard to exist as just another human woman next to her, struggling to make ends meet with a customer service job.
But as Owner insisted over and over again, Jennifer reminded herself, her value was not limited to her material contributions. If Owner had it her way, Jennifer wouldn't even work her service job. She had expressed many times that her "precious little pet" would be far better off as a housebound domestic servant who only went out for dates and social events. But Jennifer felt entirely too guilty to take her up on that. Even if Owner only accepted her contributions to the mortgage to placate her and told her they were altogether unnecessary, Jennifer couldn't let herself stop.
Owner was out at dinner with a client tonight, and Jennifer thought it would be a wonderful idea to prove her worth by serving her with a nice, empty head when she got home. Owner loved having her vacant-eyed pet choke on her cock and worship her feet after a long day, and providing service was one of the only things that made the thoughts that she was nothing but a drain quiet.
Jennifer padded over to the cabinet Owner kept all the fun chemicals in, her hand drifting over the ecstasy tablets and bottles of poppers to a set of five small glass jars at the far right end. Owner loved to keep a wide selection of weed on hand, depending on what kind of experience she wanted for herself or her pet. She had a color-coded system for them, but Jennifer could never remember what it was. Yet another reason she had to work to prove her worth, she supposed. A normal person could remember something so simple.
She thought about texting Owner to ask her which was which, but she was busy and shouldn't be bothered with something so ridiculous right now. Jennifer brushed a lock of her long blonde hair out of her face and selected a small purple jar, opening it to take a whiff. Yup, that sure was marijuana. Jennifer giggled, she didn't know what she was checking for with that, maybe to see if it was rotten?
She brought the jar and an accompanying purple grinder back over to the couch, flopping down with a satisfied "arf!" Then she thought about it for a moment, and realized if she was going to be a good service pet for Owner tonight, she ought to start getting in the mindset now. She got off the couch and crawled into her plush doggy bed, the one with the raised sides and no less than five stuffed animals inside of it. She gave her favorite one, a super-squishy parrot named Blaise, a big squeeze before she got to work.
Owner usually handled packing the bowl, Jennifer was often too tied up for her to do it herself when Owner decided she needed to be less sober. But she was perfectly capable of doing it herself, even if she had no clue how this stuff was going to hit her. Regardless of strain, weed always made her nice and stupid for a while. It quieted down all her petty human insecurities and brought her down to the level of pet Owner saw in her all the time. For those sweet few hours, she could almost believe it.
There were black pawprints engraved on the glass jar, this must've been the weed specifically for her! Jennifer giggled, Owner was going to be so happy to see her like this! All spacey and silly, eager to do anything and everything to serve her one and only. Owner did so much for her, she would never live a life like this without her support. It was only reasonable to make herself a stupid pet whenever she got home.
Jennifer loaded the ground weed into the beautiful bowl piece and slipped it into place, putting the bong in her lap. This would be her last fully coherent thought for some time, and not a moment too soon. It was nice to be in a state where she wasn't always thinking about how worthless she was. She wished she could just be like this all the time, but that wasn't practical. How could she be productive and worthwhile if she spent all her time as a dumb, dizzy pet?
She flicked the switch on her lighter and took a long pull from the bong, blowing out a huge lungful of smoke. Oh
gods,
that tasted good. It didn't have the gross ashtray flavor that some weed had, it was actually almost sweet. There was even a strange aftertaste of... tennis ball? Jennifer giggled. How fitting.
Hmm, tennis balls. Those were a fun time when Owner decided it was time to make her blush. Just a week ago, the two of them went on a walk to the park, where Owner pulled a tennis ball out of her bag and told her that it was time to play fetch! Jennifer had whimpered and protested that it was embarrassing, but Owner told her that if she didn't do it, she wouldn't get to sniff her feet OR her shoes for a whole month! It was so unfair. What was even more unfair was that it was so much fun that Jennifer couldn't keep pouting through her sunny smile.
Jennifer took another hit, the stress flowing from her body as she inhaled. She made a shaky little moan as she let it out. It was weird, her clothes suddenly felt wrong? She'd never felt anything like it before, but she knew she had to get out of her clothes. Owner would be so happy to see her pet naked as well as stupid.
Off went her t-shirt, her jeans, her socks, her bra, and her panties, leaving Jennifer naked in her doggy bed. She had a nice body, she supposed. Not too skinny, not too fat, curves in the right places. She was a little more doughy than she'd like to be, but it was nice to look in the mirror and at least be alright with what she saw.
The part of her body she was most proud of laid between her legs. Jennifer had both an eight-inch cock and an accommodating pussy, along with an ass trained to take just about anything somebody might want to give her. Owner found this unbearably attractive, to the point that Jennifer couldn't get naked around her without getting groped. That usually led to much more than just groping.
It seemed her body liked the strain she selected for herself tonight. Jennifer's cock was dizzyingly hard, throbbing and straining despite not being touched at all. Her cunt followed suit, leaking so much that Jennifer had to go get a towel. She was already so high that she didn't trust herself walking upright, so the pet had to crawl over to the linen closet to fetch it. This strain hit like a freight train, she'd have to enjoy it more often!
It took all of the strength in Jennifer's body not to collapse on the ground and grind until she found the satisfaction her cock and cunt demanded, but she couldn't do that! She wanted to be a horny mess to serve Owner, and cumming too soon would ruin all of that! No, she should go back to her puppy bed and have more of that wonderful weed, then maybe stretch her holes out. Both of them, depending on which one Owner was in the mood for. Jennifer was a good puppy, she had to provide for every conceivable need! Even the ones Owner told her she didn't have to!
She took a third hit, and now she felt like her head was swimming. Weed had never hit her quite this hard before, but Jennifer felt too good to be worried about it. If it was dangerous, Owner wouldn't have left it in a place where she could get it. She was too smart for that, too caring, too considerate. She was truly the perfect woman, and Jennifer had to be the perfect pet to be worthy of her. Right now, she was too blissfully stupid to be anything but an ideal servant.
Jennifer giggled, sounding much more like a vacant airhead than normal. This was heaven! She felt so warm and comfortable, all of her silly human worries were a million miles away. She let out a happy bark, then another, and then a third. She got up on her knees, wagging her butt.
Time for more of that yummy smoke! Jennifer took her biggest hit yet, her eyes fluttering with pleasure. She already felt so stupid from the first three, what was this one going to do? Would she even be able to talk? She shuddered, that would be so hot. Such a stupid puppy off of only four hits that words were beyond her, all she could ever do was bark. That thought was enough to make her cock throb, dripping a stream of precum down onto her pet bed. Good thing she was at least smart enough to get a towel. Cleaning cum off of the fluffy pet bed was a bitch.
She set the bong aside for now, not wanting to go too far and be a bad servant. Usually it took more than four hits to leave her this loopy and stupid, but Owner must've found some strong stuff. She flopped over on the puppy bed, landing face-down so the fluff tickled her cock and pussy lips. She must've missed the towel, but right now, Jennifer couldn't care less. All she cared about was the pleasure.
Jennifer couldn't remember the last time she felt this purely, simply happy. No stress, no little voice telling her she needed to be useful, just the empty head of an eager puppy. The long, fluffy fibers of the pet bed tickled her parts as she ground against it, mouth open and tongue hanging out. Her eyes rolled back in her head as she humped, she swore she'd never felt anything like it.