"Alright everyone sit down in your seats. Let's get started. We're already running way behind and the first meeting of the year is the most important, it sets the tone for everything else we will do." Kendall yelled as she barged into the room. "EVERYONE QUIET".
I looked down at my phone it was 6:58 and the PTO meeting was scheduled to start at 7:00. Only in Kendall's world is two minutes early considered late. Whelp, its going to be another long year in Kendall's PTO, but by now I guess that I'm somewhat used to it and actually find all the crap she dishes out to everyone hilarious.
As Kendall took the podium she launched into "I'm Kendall Yancey and..." This is usually about where I tune out, so how about a little about myself. My name is Colin. I'm 29 and lived in Baltimore my whole life. During my senior year of college, I had a one night stand with another girl from my class and she got pregnant. She was from a very conservative family and was going to go through with it and we were going to try and make it work. We had a plan all set, but she died during birth and here I was a 22 year old guy three months out of college with a newborn son named Duncan. Allie was from the West Coast so I was totally reliant on my family to help. Lucky for me my mom and five older sisters jumped in to help. To this day they are always watching him and taking him places. Its never hard for me to get a night off, and often times they're pitching in without me even asking. Between his cousins hand me downs and six different back to school shopping trips, I don't think I've even taking him for clothes since he was in kindergarten.
"Colin. Colin. Hello." Kendall's wrath jostled me out of my daydreaming. "Are you going to be able to set up the dunk tank booth again at the fall carnival?"
"Yup." I replied giving her a thumbs up. She was hot as hell, but a total bitch. She was 5'9" with platinum blonde hair and a permanent tan. Her high powered career, made her keep up her appearance dressing fashionably at all times and even upgrading from a B cup to D's last year. My understanding was she was from South Florida and met her ex-husband in law school at the University of Miami. He then got her to move up here saying he wanted their daughter to be closer to his parents, when in actuality it was because he wanted to go back to banging his high school girlfriend. Four months after they got here, Kendall found out about the affair, but had a house and great job, so she decided to stick it out. Rumor has it she hasn't really readjusted to single life after all these years and quickly shoots down anyone who talks to her in any romantic way. I wonder the last time she got laid. Maybe that's what makes her such a frigid person. I wonder if she just kind of lays there thinking of the next person she can yell at. What if she's a freak in the sheets. Wait a second, I got it, I got it. She's probably just like my buddies ex. Super dominant outside in life, but put her in the bedroom and she's a total submissive. It always sounded hot, maybe I should give it a shot.
At almost 10 pm, Kendall finally adjourned the meeting. Usually I was like most of the other parents and couldn't wait to high tail it out of there so that I didn't get berated by Kendall or assigned to some dumbass PTO sub-committee, but tonight I stuck around. "Kendall, I have an idea about an activity I'd like to try this year. Can we meet sometime for coffee to discuss?"
"When? I don't have time to do that, Colin. Can't you just tell me now?" she responded.
"We'll I just came up with the idea, and I'd like to put some more thought into it before telling you. Can you meet on Saturday at 10?"
"Let me see." she replied, pulling out her phone to check her calendar. "My ex has my daughter for the weekend. So I was going to spend the weekend doing work. I guess if I had to I could push a few things until later I could squeeze a quick meeting in at the coffee shop in the lobby of my office building."
"It's a date" I said as I winked at her and turned away.
I dropped Duncan off at my sisters apartment downtown, and walked the few block over to the address Kendall had given me. At 10:03 Kendall burst through the door loudly talking on her cell phone. She sat down across from me and scribbled on a napkin what she wanted and motioned for me to go get it for her. As I was waiting in line she finished up the conversation she'd been having. I came back to the table and started to talk, but as soon as I opened my mouth her phone rang and she spent another five minutes being the most obnoxious person in the room. It was now almost fifteen minutes into our meeting and nothing had happened.
"Ok Colin. I'm here. What do you want? I don't have all day."
"Why Kendall. Thank you for joining me. My day is going swell, how about yours?" I replied in a very mocking tone. I was about to take a big risk here and figured it was going to be my way or no way.
"Really? Did you not hear me? I told you I've got a lot going on and I'm not here to chit chat."
"Ok then. Honest question. Do you get laid a lot? Probably not, right? When was the last time?"
Kendall's jaw just about hit the floor. "I beg your pardon, but Colin you are way out of line."
"Was it your ex? Before you were divorced? How many years has that been? Yikes."
"Excuse me, but we are not having this discussion." She began to stand and gather her things.
"Kendall, shut up and sit back in your fucking seat." My increased tone changed the look in her eyes, and she lowered herself back down.
"That's better, now let's cut the crap. Your hot. Like super hot. And don't think no one noticed how your boobs grew literally overnight last year, but here's the thing. You're too fucking bitchy to everyone around you. Last spring I heard some of the other dads referring to you as 'Kuntdall'. You obviously get off on overpowering everyone you meet, but I figured you out the other night. You act as a total dominant in your normal life, but to counteract that you crave the ability to be a complete submissive in bed. You have an intense desire to please a master and do everything according to his wishes. I can tell by the look on your face that you are in disagreement, but trust me, I've known women like you before. You're a complete slut for obedience, and clearly you just haven't realized it yet. I'd say that I could be totally wrong, but I know that part of what you get off on is knowing that I always know what's right for you. So here's the deal. I am going to allow you to become my slave and give you the opportunity to fulfill all of my desires. I'd like you to think about it today, tomorrow, however long you need. When you're ready to start actually living your life call me and we'll go from there." With that I stood up and began to walk out. Before reaching the door I turned back to the table where Kendall was sitting completely stunned. I bent down and cupped one of her breasts whispering "Dirty Fucking Whore" into her ear. With that I was out the door and one the rest of my day.
I got such a rush from my diatribe, but actually had pretty good rest of the day too. I went back to Veronica's place and we took Duncan to the last Orioles home game of the season. After the game Duncan and I took our dog for a walk at the park and grabbed a pizza from our favorite place for dinner. As we sat on the couch that night watching a movie, the phone rang. Duncan raced off the couch to grab the phone from the receiver on the kitchen counter.
"Hello Duncan. This is Ms. Yancey, Jackie from school's mom. Is your Daddy there?"
"Ummm. Dad. Ms. Yancey is on the phone and want's to talk." Just hearing her name made me start to stiffen in my pants. I took the phone from Duncan and walked upstairs to my bedroom.
"Kendall. How are we doing this evening?"
"I'm good, Colin. How are you?"
"Wow. I think that's the nicest you've ever been to anyone ever. I'm surprised you're calling already. I'm guessing that you've thought about our talk today."
"I did."
"From the tone of your voice I'm going to guess you might even touched yourself today. How many times did you masturbate today Kendall?"
"Twice."
"No. You meant to say 'i masturbated twice today, Sir'" I commanded.
"i'm sorry. i masturbated twice today, Sir" Kendall awkwardly muttered.
"That's better. But now tell me this. Do you think that thats a good thing?"
"Ummm. i don't know. i guess so. It certainly felt good."
"Thats wrong again. I don't recall you asking for permission to masturbate today. You do realize that I now own you, right? And more importantly thats now my pussy. You wouldn't touch another person's genitals without asking first, so why on earth would you masturbate my cunt without asking if it was ok?" I know she was shocked by hearing this because even I couldn't believe that I'd gone there.
"Sir. i'm sorry Sir. It's just that i was thinking about things today and my pussy got wet and at first i was just seeing how wet it was and it felt good and i just kept going. And then i did it again."
"You must be a dumb fucking whore who can't learn anything. It's MY pussy, not yours. Are you going to be difficult for me to train? I swear to god I'm not going to waste my time if you're not willing to do everything I asked."
"Sir. No Sir. Again my apologies. It is your pussy, your cunt. i will do anything if you allow me to play with your wet hole again in the future." The game was starting to click for Kendall and she realized it was fun and incredibly hot.
"The sorry's are nice, but I do believe that we are going to need to punish you for what you've already done. What are you wearing?"
"i just got home from the office. i still have on my suit and skirt and heels. Plus my bra, panties, and stockings."
"Take off everything except the stockings and heels. Let me know when you're done."
Kendall took the next plunge down the rabbit hole and got naked in the middle of her living room, save her stockings and heels like her master asked. i'm done, Sir."
"Good. Head into the kitchen and grab a metal whisk from your utensils. Then walk up to your bedroom and lie on your bed."
After a minute of silence Kendall said "i'm ready Sir."
