I let myself into the room, having picked up the second key from reception. God knows what they thought when I strutted in dressed in not much, lace, and red fuck-me heels with black stockings, but I don't really care: this is your treat for getting your new job, and I intend to make the most of it. I dump my bag on the coffee table and take my six pack of Jacks & coke to the fridge, opening the door and bending over to shove it on the bottom shelf. Your low chuckle startles me, and I spin around to find you leaning against the kitchen counter.
I grin and close the door.
"Hello... sir."
Your mouth twitches.
"Don't 'sir' me, young lady- after that bend your spankometer is off the charts. Black lace hipsters?"
I put my back to the fridge and slowly draw my skirt up with one hand, smiling coyly as the full length of my leg is revealed as well as the bottom of my underwear.
"You can rip them off me later. Did you want a drink to start?"
But you're already crossing the distance between us.
"No. I want to tan your backside."
Surprised, I let you wrap one arm around my waist and steer me away from the fridge.
"What?"
"You'll see."
I'm vaguely off put but struggling against you is useless, so I let myself be dragged into the lounge area and watch as you sink onto the couch.
"What are you up to?"
You hold out your hand and grin.
"Turning the tables. Come here."
I don't quite know how it happens, but in one smooth movement my legs are knocked out from under me and I'm looking at the carpet. I'm completely off balance, across your lap with the beginnings of an erection digging into my stomach and your left arm on my back to keep me in place. My toes, in their red heels, barely touch the ground.
"You're going to keep your boots on?" I ask cheekily, upside down and wriggling.
"Stay still," you growl, and without preamble deliver the first smack over my skirt.
"Ooh, open hand," I say with a wince, feeling my backside stinging.
But you flip my skirt up onto my back and swiftly spank the other lace-clad cheek, ignoring my wordless protest at the indignity.
"You deserve it, witch, after that 'sitting opposite each other self stimulation' comment last week. You make it hard to think straight."
"Screw you," I mutter in-between smacks, trying to push aside the heat that's spreading from my backside to other parts of my body. But I should have just shut up, because you suddenly clamp your left hand over my mouth and proceed to smack me harder.
"Ungh!" I moan against your palm, fingers digging into your calves as my backside gets rosier and rosier. How can I love and hate those boots at the same time, I think irrationally after sixteen blows -- yes, I'm counting them, aware that I'm so turned on that my underwear is already soaked. As if hearing my thought you pause and hook your fingers into the top of my panties, yanking them off my backside and down my stocking-clad legs.
"Hmm, I knew you'd like this," you comment, dangling them in front of my flushed face. I try to turn away, embarrassed, but your other hand is still over my mouth and I can't move. "I owe you twenty-six strokes, and I'm looking forward to finishing them."