-she asks her husband to collar her,
and he responds
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To: Husband
From: Wife
I hope your day at work is going well, my darling Master, and that having to take the time to read my note will not be an undue burden. I want to say that the past two months have been literally a dream come true for me. I'd always suspected that I'd love the chastisement you've been providing lately, and I do. It's perverse, I know, but just seeing you holding that crop every evening with that look in your eyes really arouses me to no end. I become tingly from the moment you pick it up and order me into position, and then my body fairly starts to sing when the flailing begins. I know both you and Master Junior love it, too. I think all three of us can safely assume that our new style of life is a keeper.
Which brings me to my point.
This all began when I ratcheted up my courage enough to request that you begin whipping me. There was fear on my part that you wouldn't understand or accept it, but fortunately, my fear was groundless, and you were of a similar mind. Now I wish ask you to go a step further. Will you collar me for real? I want to wear a collar of your choosing that will announce to the world that I belong to you, body and soul. After all, you said yourself you were thinking about this. I hope that's not too much to ask, is it?
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To: Wife
From: Husband
Sure are moving right along here, aren't we, pain slave? No, I guess a good collar's not too much to ask for. I can pick one up on the way home from work tonight. Wal-Mart probably has a stock of them in the pet supplies department. Leather or nylon, and was there any special color you were thinking would be good?
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To: Husband
From: Wife
Master, one thing I remember from my college classes in communication is the fallacy on the part of both the sender and the receiver of assuming that the intended communication has actually taken place.
No, Sir, a dog collar from Wal-Mart was not where I was going with this train.
I'm requesting an actual formal gathering, not unlike a wedding ceremony, where I announce to the world in front of Almighty God and witnesses that I am wholly owned by you, and you affirm said ownership by your affixing a permanent, durable collar around my neck. There would be appropriate attire, vows exchanged, music, and a reception afterward. We would invite our friends. I'm sure this seems extreme, but I feel it's the appropriate time for us to bring the nature of our relationship out of the closet, so to speak. I'm sure some people we know will disapprove, but our real friends, our true friends, will rejoice with us in our happiness. And when I say a collar, I'm not referring to some thinly disguised chain, either. I mean an actual, substantial collar that cannot be mistaken for jewelry or anything other than what it is: a symbol of my slavery to you.
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To: Wife
From: Husband
Aw, baby, I was just teasing you about Wal-Mart. You know, now that you mention it, I've been thinking about it, and yes, maybe it is time to come out, as you say. But have you thought about the crap you'll have to put up with at the university when this goes public? It could cost you ever getting that tenure you want.
You said you wanted to invite people and have a formal get-together. I know the bride's parents have to pay for the wedding. Do they have to pay for the collaring ceremony, too? I guess not in the case of your parents. They'd have to know about it, and that's not gonna happen ;-)!
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To: Husband
From: Wife