In UK English. Just over 11k words (4 pages), containing BDSM, exhibitionism and anal acts with a Domme and two men who should've known better than to disobey her. It's a slow starter but really does get going later on.
This is a Valentine's Day 2014 Contest submission so please, please, please, please vote and comment. It's the first time I've entered a contest, and the first time I've written BDSM. I hope you enjoy and be...ummm, gentle with me. *winky* I don't have an editor so any Eros (hah!) are all mine. xxx
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"I hate Valentine's Day and I hate Friday night games," grumbled Lindsay. "Whose bloody stupid idea was this? She stood, well wrapped up, pint in hand, staring out at the pouring rain and the late arrivals dashing to the shelter of the stand. "All this false bonhomie, and everyone desperately trying to enjoy themselves in too little time."
"Are you talking about Fridays or Valentine's?" grinned Sian.
"Both. What's wrong with Saturday at two o'clock and keeping your smug coupley-ness to yourselves instead of infesting all the restaurants and decent pubs, and now even Harford Rugby Club?" Lindsay's Scottish accent strengthened when she was on a rant.
Sian sniggered at her ire, "The club thought they'd do something special. It's primarily the idea of that new social media bloke, Roman, he hasn't realised the importance of rugby on Saturdays."
"All hail rugby on Saturdays! Seriously now, kick off wasn't until half seven, you're not going to be eating your 'Luscious Late Love Lunch' until ten."
"Or later, by the time Rob's got off the pitch, showered and tarted himself up. For a manly prop, he takes longer than me to shower and get ready. Oh, and have physio treatment, have a beer with his buddies, all the rest." Sian looked down at her generous curves, "I'm hardly going to starve, but I won't be able to drink much without getting squiffy."
"We'll share a burger at half time."
"You're on. Where are you off later?"
Lindsay smiled, "Flames is having an anti-Valentine's night for singletons. Which will probably turn into the usual meat market with perhaps fewer of the cheating arseholes than normal."
"Awww, I love Flames. It's so bloody cheesy, it's brilliantly dreadful. Who are you going with?"
"Some of the women players. They decided on the fancy dress theme: 'leather or lace'." Lindsay wriggled, smirking.
Sian stared at Lindsay, "You're dressed up, under your coat? G'wan, give us a flash."
"Later, it's buried under jumpers." At Sian's faked wobbling lower lip, she pulled open her long coat to show her long, black leather boots and skin-tight leather trousers, pulling up her layers to show her pierced midriff and the bottom of her corset. "I'm a dominatrix. My whip is back at the club."
"Wow, you have the body for it too, you're so toned. Red lips to clash with your bright red hair?"
"The full works, plus a black eye mask. I'll add the dramatic touches later, I don't think the Harford clubhouse is up for Mistress Ell."
"You'd give the old boys a collective heart attack. I'm not sure if Flames is even up for Mistress Ell." Sian shook her head, "I have to say, apart from having Rob's company, I'm rather jealous."
"Oi!" came a voice from the row below. "You're on the same table as us and our husbands, it can't be that bad." Her brunette friend, a heavily-pregnant Sarah was coming to join them. Like most around them, she was wrapped up in a heavy winter coat, hat, gloves and ascarf.
Sarah shook her brolly out, "It's bloody tipping down and freezing. Whose idea was this again?"
"The new social media bloke," chorused Sian and Lindsay.
"Roman? The one who's just walked out?" asked Sarah.
"Really?" Lindsay rolled her eyes.
A low, male Scottish-accented voice came from a massive hunk behind them, "Yes, and he's dropped the club well-and-truly in the brown stuff. Nothing's ready for tonight. Lindsay, I may have to call on your organisational and diplomatic skills to help us out of shit creek. I wouldn't ask if we weren't desperate."
"Yes, boss." Lindsay was Tom's second-in-command in his City offices, and had got to know the rest of the girls through his wife, Sarah.
"Looks like I won't be seeing much more of the match, I'll see you in the bar later." Lindsay waved goodbye to the girls, and returned to the clubhouse.
When she got there, the whole place was in turmoil. Some pink, red and silver decorations lay scattered about the function room on random tables, some still in their boxes. The bar staff had set up, but were short of staff and coming into conflict with the caterers who were also in chaos.
It took five minutes to soothe the irate chef worried about his food getting spoiled, and placate the bar manager concerned about several bottles of wine ready to be placed on the tables that had already gone missing.
One mousy young girl was attempting to lay all of the tables by herself. Lindsay approached her, "Hi, do you know where the rest of the waiting staff for tonight are please?"
The girl blushed and didn't look at her, "Ummm, they're here..."
"But where?"
"Ummm, I think they're getting ready in the ladies?"
Lindsay helped the girl, whose name was Becca, for a few minutes, "So, how long have you been here?"
"Since seven, that's when Roman said he'd pay us from."
"And the other girls, how long have they been here."
"Ummm." Becca blushed, "Around the same time, we were on the same bus."
It was approaching eight o'clock. "I'll be back in a bit."
Lindsay went in search of the missing staff. It didn't take long; the clubhouse was nearly empty apart from the staff and she could hear giggling from the loos. She pushed the door open, to be met by a cloud of hairspray, perfume, cigarette and alcohol fumes. Three girls in short, tight white blouses with black miniskirts were propped up around the sinks, drinking the pilfered wine, gossiping and fussing with their make-up. One further girl was smoking out of an opened window. They gave Lindsay dismissive glances and carried on their conversations. Lindsay went into a stall and listened.
"Did you see the size of that girl who goes out with Rob, the prop? She's massive, must be a fourteen at least. What an elephant!"
"Fat cow, what the hell does he see in her?"
"I'm going to flirt with him tonight, I don't care if he's single or not."
All the other girls agreed and discussed which of the men they fancied, each adding a malicious slur about the player's wife or girlfriend.
Lindsay had heard enough and exited the cubicle, spuriously washing her hands and striding out of the door.
Seconds later, she returned with backup in the form of a couple of bar staff and a doorman, "You four, you're sacked. Don't expect to be paid a penny for tonight, and don't expect to ever work here again. Now, pay up for that stolen wine and piss off."
With much bitching, the girls left.
Which was nice, but left them short of staff. She spotted Tom coming in to check progress, "I need at least four bodies to act as waiters or waitresses plus a couple of bar staff who won't drink the profits. Any ideas?"
Tom thought for a second, "I'll send some of the squad who aren't playing over. Maybe some of the under-20 boys. Don't let them give you any shit."
"Good, I won't. How are things on the pitch?"
"It's only halftime and we're winning by miles. So much for a close-fought local derby; they haven't even turned up."
Lindsay returned to the function room and was relieved to see Becca had finished laying the cutlery. Some bar staff had taken pity on her and started polishing the glasses to be placed on the tables.
"Lindsay? Ummm, would you mind if I tidied myself up a bit? I haven't stopped since I got here and I need the loo."
"No problem, apparently there's more help on its way." Lindsay cast an eye over the room, assessing what was left to be done. Napkins with hearts on and other related table and wall decorations, more chairs. There wasn't even any table plan to check. She could strangle that Roman.
The heating had been bumped up, and after walking back and forth a few times, she was far too warm in her long coat and layers. She hung the coat up, putting her whip with it also, and stripped off a couple of jumpers leaving only a translucent, figure-hugging black silk blouse over the corset.
Where was the help? Becca had returned in short order, and was placing the glasses out. Her brown hair had been pulled back neatly into a high ponytail which suited her better. Lindsay hadn't noticed before, but Becca was naturally pretty, a quiet beauty rather than in-your-face-and-caked-with-makeup, and under the baggy clothes was a good, athletic figure. Her eyes had nearly popped out of her head when she'd seen Lindsay's skin-tight outfit.
The 'Happy Valentine's Day!' banner Lindsay was holding was intended to be suspended on permanent hooks above the bar. Even kneeling on a bar stool wasn't enough. She dragged a small table over, and retrieved her whip. In her insanely high heels with the use of the whip, she could just about reach, and the decoration looked great once up.
With hands on hips, she surveyed the room. It was slowly coming together.
Sniggering came from her left. Six of the players kitted out in hoodies and jeans were slouching in the doorway, watching her in her outfit.
"You two!" she barked and pointed her whip at the two closest, "Help me down from here."