Leonard got up from the computer when he heard the doorbell ring. He looked through the peephole there she was! Eight months she'd been gone. And of course, Pam could tell that he was looking through the damn keyhole, and she gave him a big lipped smile, those damned lips, glossed in cherry red one of Leonard's friends said Pam was a dead ringer for Christina Hendricks, the redhead on "Mad Men" but he swore, Pam's boobs were bigger.
Leonard's dick swelled in his pants. Oh God, he thought of their last night together. Pam had tied him down to the table and she'd played her bright blue nails up and down his poor pecker until he'd gasped and howled for mercy!
And the next day she was gone!
Because that was what she did Pam got bored and she left, and it had been going on for five years it didn't matter how hot she was, it really didn't.
Dr. Paulvitch had worked with Len, explained about toxic relationships, and how Pam was some sort of representation of Leonard's mother or something.
Again the bell rang, and Leonard peeked.
Then Leonard slowly backed away from the front door. Maybe Pam hadn't seen his eye in the peephole. That was what peepholes were for, right? So you wouldn't know if the person was home, a security measure.
And how had she found him? On Dr. Paulvitch's advice, and his parent's pleading, Leonard had MOVED, sold the big house and actually gone to another city, to get away, just in case Pam came back but here she was.
There was the knocking again, that little fist of hers the long pointed nails bright red, to match her lips, his Pamela.
Pam's gorgeous little white hand, those red tips, how many times had it gone up and down Leonard's cock, as she'd mockingly tease him for having a little weiner though Pam was so feminine her hand was tinier of course and what a teaser she was!
"I know someone's in there!" came the melodic voice. "C'mon, you sexy thing you! You know you want to let Pammie in, don't you?"
Leonard was trying desperately to back away, but part of him the lower part, naturally, wanted to peer through the keyhole at Pamela yet again. What was she wearing?
Jesus. A lime green tube top, circa 1971, just barely covering those huge knockers. And here Pam bent over slightly, to give the keyhole a shot of the amazing cleavage. And it was amazing, wasn't it?
Focus, Leonard, focus. Remember how Pam got you to fund her clothing boutique? And it was just a vanity thing .you were paying out the nose for that and then she wanted you to pay to expand it, and "convinced" you by tying you naked to the bed and whipping you with willow switches until you couldn't walk?...
And then she'd embezzled from her own company, ruining it AND you to fund a boyfriend's crystal meth habit but she was so sexy and then she'd left again!
And what about the time when they were scheduled to go to Maui together, and instead Pam dropped Leonard off to get a week of Fellatio Training from Master Bentley and Slave Q-Tip while she took the tickets and went with Leonard's best friend on vacation?
But since Pam had been gone, Leonard had had several REAL sexual relationships, one with a girl in his building's tenant's association, another with a girl from Match.com girls who understood about give and take, not just Leonard going down on the pussy all the damn time, like Pam did, and then being frustrated when Pam rolled over and went to sleep. Leonard didn't want that life anymore, did he?
And besides, Pam had been such a bitch, in the mornings when she didn't get her coffee on time once, she'd taken Leonard into the back yard of their old house and she'd whipped his dick with a cut off piece of garden hose!
The girl had a curse over her like the devil. Pam once introduced Leonard to her ex-husband, he had a long name.. Dr. Uberall Urich and after they'd met in the street, the guy whispered in Leonard's ear "She's your problem now" and God he looked pale as he rushed off!
And what about the time that Pam had forced poor Leonard to put on a shortie night gown and put Fifties curlers in his hair and pink nail polish, and then she invited her friends over and HIS friends,but friends no more and everyone laughed at his tiny penis!
Pam had forced poor Leonard to jerk his little penis in front of everyone, telling him it would be the last time he was out of the chastity Maiden for a month, and he'd better make use of it
Leonard's secretary, beautiful Phyllis, had said "Like, I can't believe your dick is so small, Mr. Radbourne" Oh, it was so humiliating and Leonard's buddies from the football pool had taken turns kicking Leonard's little dick what an awful party that had been!
And then another time, Pam and some friends from New York had had an orgy, and Leonard had been tied to a table, naked, and blindfolded, and his mouth and asshole had been filled, with dicks and pussies Leonard estimated he gave 300 blowjobs that evening and Pam had laughed and denied him her pussy at the end .because he was just a chump, right?
Pamela could be so cruel but she was so hot, too but why did she use her beauty to torture him? Dr. Paulvitch had explained that as long as Pam was in Leonard's life, she would make him suffer
That was over now! Leonard was proud to be finished with that life!
The knock came again. "C'mon Lenny, I know you're there Pammy's back here to stay!" There was a cheerful laugh, and more knocking. "No, I really mean it this time."
Bullshit! Leonard gritted his teeth. That's what she said the last time, and the time before that. Whenever some douchebag with a cycle or just out of prison, or a bad Venetian blind salesman came by Pam would empty their joint account just nearly impoverishing Leonard and take off for a drug-fueled extravaganza of near epic proportions.
And then of course poor Leonard had to go somewhere to get the damned Iron Maiden off the horrible thing that Pam had locked around his crotch!
And wasn't it nice being able to beat his meat after the thing had been taken off long days and weeks of being teased by Pam, having her flounce around in miniskirts and little leather shorts, twitching her ass, and flashing cleavage
Leonard's dick would squirm in the damn thing, and Pam had just laughed when Leonard would beg her to remove the horrible lock!
He had come home from work so many times to have her answer the door in a body stocking with a plunging neckline and she'd give him deep kisses, tongue poking in his mouth, and then kissing his neck but when he'd asked her if they could make love she just laughed and told him to start dinner!
Once, Leonard had confessed to Pam about the McNabb brothers, Oather and Bruton, who used to beat the crap out of him as a kid and take his lunch money
Pam looked them up, brought the two thugs (both ex-cons now as well as bullies) and had them take turns raping Leonard's mouth and ass, before locking him in a closet and then fucking gorgeous Pamela!
And Pam had slept with two of Leonard's brothers, his stepfather and Oberlin Middlebury-Radcliffe, Leonard's former Inner Child therapist
The knock came again, then a long buzz from the ringer, and Pam's saucy laugh. "Lenny, I know you're mad. My mom got all your calls. She didn't mean to make fun of you, though you do cry like a little bitch so open up already. You don't have a new girlfriend, do you?" Then there was that cruel laugh again.
"Go away!" Leonard said in a tough, non-quavering voice. "I told you that if you left again, it was over. O-ver! I've divorced you, we're through, Pamela."
"C'mon silly boy. You divorced me the last time, and then you proposed to me again. I know I took off right before the wedding. You were right. I would've been happier with you in Lake Tahoe, than going off with that jerk. C'mon, just let me in for a minute, Lenny."