My wife, Debi, had not always been a disciplinarian. Early in our marriage, I had begged her to spank me. If I could have found any reason to make her furious enough to get out the leather and go to work on my behind, I would have done it in no time flat.
"I don't know, Raymond. That's really not for me."
"Oh, c'mon, Debi. Just pretend I'm your son and I did something naughty."
She shook her head. "I doubt it."
"Work yourself up. Get mad. Think of the last time I pissed you off, and spank me until you're not mad anymore." My eyes danced. "What do you say?"
"Careful what you wish for," she said as she left the room sporting a peculiar little grin.
Several times, she had disarmed me with those words. "Careful what you wish for," she'd say with a wink. I dismissed this as folly each time, and persisted to bring it up during sex. But she'd always used her little phrase to shut me down, and that would be that.
Spanking had always been something of a turn-on for me, not so much for her. The notion of submitting to a female, no matter how ridiculous it seemed, was the pinnacle of sexual excitement for me. Then one day, she accepted the bait.
The first spankings were clumsy, performed perfunctorily and clearly for my benefit. I had to keep from laughing while she dropped the paddle, or fumbled with it and missed my ass cheek and hit my upper thigh. Her arm strength would not intimidate anyone. She would stop and ask if I was okay. Or it might have been that she was shy at all this. Once, she gave up after more than thirty swats because I couldn't keep from laughing. But going over her knee was moderately exciting for me, and it helped us through a period in which sex had become boring.
Then Debi did some reading, and it changed her outlook on marital discipline and spousal spanking.
"You know, we could use spanking as a way to correct your behavior issues, Raymond."
"That's what I've been telling—What behavior issues?" I said.
"Well, there's drinking too much, raising your voice to me, not helping with the chores, lying—"
"When have I lied?" I thundered.
"You just raised your voice, darling," she said, arching an eyebrow. "That should be worth twenty-five in Mistress Debi's woodshed."
At that moment, I looked at her in a new way. It might have been the first time I thought I might fear her. But I just couldn't take her seriously in those early days.
"I know there have been a few white lies, and those have to stop. Raising your voice, disrespecting me, tsk tsk tsk. I can help you clean that up."
Though unimpressed by her display, I smiled at her effort.
My wife's desire, she explained, was to have a weekly correction time, a punishment session where we would clean the slate. She would spank me to the point of tears—mine, not hers—then continue spanking me for another ten or twenty swats, really get me to cry. That was what she wanted, to make me bawl like a little child.
"It's a great idea, honey, but you couldn't raise a single welt on my ass, let alone make me cry. You've tried, and you're as well aware of the outcome as I am." I gave her an apologetic little smile. "I love you for the effort, though."
With folded arms, she tapped her foot on the ground. "Is that so?" The scene was reminiscent of Wilma threatening a larger, stronger Fred.
"Unless you've bulked up while I wasn't looking, you're still my harmless little wife."
"You'll regret those words, mister."
"Babe, you're precious. Don't ever change," I said, pinching her on the cheek. Then I arose, got dressed, helped myself to a beer from the fridge, and fell asleep to a ballgame on the tube.
"You'll be telling that to my strap" were her words as I left the room.
That night she surprised me with the first good whipping I had as an adult. Soon after, Debi transformed herself into a true disciplinarian, and I had no one to blame but myself—and the internet. She even bought a pair of special high heels and made me call her "mistress" on punishment days. Then we settled into a routine of weekly spankings, whether or not I'd been naughty.
My wife and I normally concluded our workweek by going out to dinner, and since neither of us had to get up at any particular time the next morning, we were free to play as late into the night as we liked. As a result, Friday nights had more or less evolved into our appointed night for sex. And spankings.
One hot summer afternoon after work, I thought I would shower before going out. Debi hadn't come home yet, and the kids were over at her mother's. Towel in hand, I strolled out of the bathroom without any clothes on and ran into Debi who was wearing nothing more than four-inch heels and a see-through nighty. In her hand was some kind of a whip. I think they called this an approach-avoidance conflict.
"It's a pleasure whip," she said.
I looked at her with uncertainty. "Whose pleasure?"
"For the remainder of the evening, you will address me as 'Mistress Debi.' You will speak only when you are spoken to. You will follow my orders to the letter."
"You've pre-empted our weekly dinner date?"
"Silence."
"Or else, what?"
She stepped toward me and held the whip high in the air behind her. I raised an arm instinctively to block her.
"You will have your answer, Raymond, and a whole lot more." She lowered her arm, and I lowered mine. "Now drop the towel."
I grinned. "What's come over you, babe? I thought we'd—"
She swung the whip at me and I ducked underneath it. "Next time, I won't miss. Now march yourself over to that chair." She pointed across the room to a stodgy old wooden chair that was older than either of us. With one arm outstretched and a whip in her other hand, she brought to mind some female variation of the Grim Reaper. She met my stare with a steel gaze and did not blink. Sheepishly, Standing naked before her, I complied. My cock had not made up its mind and was somewhere between useful and scared shitless.
Standing behind the chair, I grunted something or other, then jumped as my wife cracked the whip in the air behind me.
"What was that? I didn't hear Mistress Debi in there."
"Uh, okay, Mistress Debi."
"You'll learn to obey me, Raymond. I've learned a few things about corporal punishment and administering pain, and I'm delighted to share them with you! Now stand there while I hook you up."
"Hook me up?"
"Ahem?"
"Hook me up, Mistress Debi?"
She grinned. "Much better. Much better, indeed. You'll come around slowly." Debi fastened my ankles to some kind of cuffs, and then appeared before me as I stood at the back of the chair. "Lean forward." I did.
"What's gotten into you, uh, Mistress Debi?"
"Remember when I told you to be careful what you wished for?"
"Yeah, but—"
"You got your wish."
I looked at her nervously. "What are these?"
"Handcuffs and foot shackles. I bought them online."
"Oh." I swallowed hard. "What are they for?"
"What?"
"What are they for, Mistress Debi?"
"Bend over some more. Arch your back and push your butt out so I can blister it."
Blister it? I felt the walls inching in on me. Suddenly, the air seemed to have thickened, as it was harder to breathe. Aware that levity had been replaced by austerity and my bluff had been called, my pulse jackhammered.
"You are about to have your fantasy played out, Raymond. No more nice spankings. I've seen what you have on your computer."
"My comp—Oh no."
I heard a smile in her voice. "Oh, yes. I know what turns you on, or what you think turns you on. You really should learn to clean out your browser's history, young man. Now prepare yourself to be whipped."
"Honey? Please—"
"Silence! You have been given no such permission to speak. Shall I read the charges against you?"
"Charges?"
She cracked her whip.
"Charges, Mistress Debi?"
"No more warnings for you. The next crack falls across your behind."
I cleared my throat. "W—what charges, Mistress Debi?"
I heard her shuffling behind me and assumed her to be removing an ornate scroll from which she would commence reading a lengthy list of charges, culminating in the proclamation of a death sentence. But no scroll appeared. She merely moved into position alongside me.
"I don't need to tell you anything," she reminded me, "but I will this time. General assholiness, Raymond. Backtalk, mocking me, the usual disrespect. I'm tired of it and you will be punished for it. I will make you regret mistreating me, and you will receive an education right now."
"When have I—"
The whip cut through the air with a whistle and flared a bolt of fresh pain across my lower back. I screeched and shot her a disbelieving glance. She appeared somewhat surprised, but her demeanor quickly returned to resolute.
"Plenty of times, Raymond. Do not speak out of turn again. Are we clear?"
"Yes, ma'am." I began trembling.
She grinned as she registered terror in my eyes. "Good. I believe we have an understanding. Now, for your introductory whipping, you shall receive twenty-five lashes across your bottom, after which time the charges will be dismissed. If you take your punishment properly, there may or may not be corner time, and you may or may not be rewarded afterward."