Hera's brow furrowed as she gazed down at Zeus. Stretched out in their bed, and totally naked, she could see his body was still covered with various bites and scratches from his million-year ordeal inside the time bubble. His poor tortured balls resembled emptied withered up wine-skins; brown, wrinkled and deflated, his oceans of cum having exploded out in a spectacular ruined orgasm. Despite the attack on their palace, he was asleep, and after several unsuccessful attempts, she gave up trying to rouse him. If a war would not wake him, what could. He was dead to the world.
"How long is he going to be like this?" Hera asked as she turned to Asclepius.
"Well, your majesty, it is hard to say," Asclepius responded as he leaned over and listened to Zeus' breathing. It was soft and light, a series of light purring snores. "I must say, it is astonishing he stayed asleep through the attack? I know for myself, as soon as the first explosion occurred I leaped from my bed. Can you tell me more about how he got like this? That may help with my diagnosis."
Hera winced, and said, "Well, let's just say that Zeus overexerted himself."
"Yes, I would say! That is quite obvious," Asclepius added, as he carefully lifted one of Zeus' balls sacks with a probe. "These are completely empty. It is amazing..., just amazing. I did not think that possible for a deity like—"
"—Look Asclepius," Hera snapped, "You need to stay focused on your duties! I asked you for your medical opinion on how long Zeus will remain incapacitated. As you can imagine, time is precious today. You know...," she added as she frowned, "There is a war on!"
"Yes, of course, "Asclepius answered. "Well..., it is hard to say, your majesty. Something has completely drained him of his essence. Now, I know that Zeus has a vigorous constitution," he added as he looked down, "especially in areas of, well, pardon me for saying so, but..., areas of sexual congress."
"You do not need to sugarcoat it," Hera said. "It is a foolish woman who does not know her own husband. I know he is a world class pussy hound. But, to the question—"
"—Yes, well, it will take as long as it will take. He has expended all of his divine spooge, and, that may take some time to replenish. This is really unprecedented, so I am out of my wheelhouse. It may be a day, or a month, or a decade. It is hard to say. I hate to press..., but, if I knew what—"
"What in the fuck is going on!" Hades screamed as he stomped into the bedroom of Hera and Zeus. Normally light blue, today he was deep purple, rage and hate flowing through his body like an unstoppable flood.
"Hades!" Hera exclaimed as she spun back to see her brother-in-law marching towards her. "I am shocked to see you here. You never leave the underworld. What the—"
"—Today, dear Sister-in-law is a special case," Hades barked, "and from the harvest of the dead I see scattered out on your front lawn, as well as the blackened and charred ruins of every city I passed over on my way here, today is a dark, dark day. My palace is in complete ruins. That fucker Anubis attacked my house. My house, Hera! I am here to sound the general alarm. We need to immediately counterattack." After glancing over to the bed, and seeing the sleeping nude body of his little brother, Zeus, his face dropped.
"What in the hell is going on with him?" Hades said as he pointed. "Does the little fucker not know that there is a war on?"
"Zeus is..., unwell," Hera said.
"Hey Fuckhead!" Hades yelled as he shook Zeus' foot. "Get your ass up, boy! There is killing to get to!"
"Lord Hades," Asclepius said, "he will not wake. Lord Zeus needs rest."
"Rest!" Hades screamed. "Are you fucking kidding me? This is no to time for sleeping. We need to fuck these mother fuckers up! I am personally going to ass rape that Dog headed freak show Anubis into oblivion. When I am done with him, he is going to wish his mother had never excreted his furry little ass into existence. We have no time for rest. We need to get all of our forces together and take this battle to the enemy."
"Hades, there will be time enough for that. We cannot run off half-cocked," Hera said.
"Hera, darling, I know that your natural nurturing instincts are—" Hades said.
"—Oh, no!" she said. "I have no such instincts here. You saw my palace when you arrived? The dead lie thick on my lawn and my palace is also nearly destroyed. No, we shall have our revenge, but it must be done with intelligence. Not brute force. We are too weak now to counterattack."
"Yes, Lord Hades," Asclepius said, "surely you must notice how your manna has depleted. So many of our temples like in ruins, our priests dead. The flow of sacrifices have dried up."
"Yes," Hades said as he sighed, "I have noticed my powers ebbing. But, we cannot let this stand. We must—"
"—Oh magnificent Hera, Queen of heaven, whose face is so beauteous it rivals great bowers of roses in June," Ganymede said as he entered the room. "Sparrows and songbirds weep in frustration at the sound of your voice, the golden hymns from your mouth putting to shame—"
"—Ganymede! You need to wrap it up!" Hera barked. "We have no time for your extravagant soliloquies today. Now, have you secured the prisoners?"
"I have your majesty. The survivors, all very foolish Egyptian soldiers, now stand bound and on their knees, awaiting your command. Now," Ganymede asked as his face cracked into a grin, "shall I deposit them into the lair of the Typhon. Perhaps a snack of Egyptian blood will whet his appetite." "The Typhon!" Hades exclaimed as he spun towards Hera. "Are you really considering unleashing the Typhon?" Grinning, he added, "I am impressed, Hera. You have some balls on you." Pointing to Zeus, he added, "So unlike your worthless husband."
Hera smiled, but shook her head. "Yes, the Typhon will be making his appearance..., soon, but not today. None of us are strong enough to control him. That will come later, much later. Revenge is best served at a time and place of our choosing." Turning to Ganymede, she said, "No, do not dispatch these prisoners yet. I am going to put their ass to work on repairing the damage to my palace."
"Excellent your Majesty," Ganymede said, "whose glowing eyes fill the world with beauty, more glorious than the first ray of—"
"—Ganymede!" Hera snapped.
"Sorry, your majesty," Ganymede said. "But, there is something else. Something quite important."
"Oh?" Hera said. "Go on, and," she said as she smiled warmly, "try and be brief."
Ganymede bowed, and said, "I will try. I regret to tell you that your prayer gong has cracked, the desperate pleas for relief from Athens having grown so strong, the sheer force from the number of laminations having knocked it off of the wall. I fear, your Majesty, that this is a very grave development. Athens is the only place in the world with a major temple to all of the Gods. I fear if it falls, then what little manna we have left will be consumed."
Hera frowned as she listened to Ganymede. He was absolutely correct. Athens, more than any other city in the world, was the one place where every God and Goddess had a major shrine. As she stared out the window of her bedroom, into the corpse laden and smoldering ruins of her front gardens, she saw the great basin of sacrifice and sighed. The flame was very low, just a mere flicker now, where usually a conflagration roared. Perhaps only one temple, at most two, were left.
"Ganymede," Hera said as she stood up straight, "go and fetch the great Horn of calamitous alarm. Send out a message to all of the Divine. We must assemble at Athens. There we shall make our stand."
"Yes, your majesty," Ganymede replied as he scurried out of the room.
"Hera," Hades said, "Enlighten me. What is going on? This attack by the Egyptians is unprecedented. There must be a...," Hades paused as his eyes wandered back to his brother Zeus sleeping peacefully on the bed. "He caused this, didn't he? This is his doing; I just know it!"
Hera sighed, and said, "Yes, Hades, once again, your brother, my husband, has brought the world to the brink of destruction through the wandering mischief of his cock. That also is why," she added with a wink, "he is out of commission for a bit. But, I will fill you in later. That is more than enough about him. We must fly to Athens immediately. We cannot let these last temples cannot fall!"
Hades nodded, and as he and Hera walked outside, his eyes passed over the thousands of dead on the lawn. The twisted broken bodies of the heroic Centaurs lay intermingled with dead Egyptian soldiers. The harvest of the damned would be high, and the Underworld would be packed had it not been destroyed. He narrowed his eyes when he spied the surviving prisoners.
Ganymede, as always, was quite efficient, and thousands of dazed and terrified naked Egyptian soldiers knelt chained on the ground. They were the unlucky ones, caught behind when the general retreat from Olympus turned into a route.
"So, have you questioned any of them yet?" Hades asked. "Frankly, once you are done with them, and they are dead, I look forward to their arrival in my domain." With his black eyes glistening, he added, "What I have planned for their eternity is very, very dark."
Hera, holding her arms out to her side as she prepared to launch, said, "There will be time enough for that later, Hades." A malicious grin formed on her mouth, when she added, "But, by the time I am through with them, they will beg for death! You are nothing but a big pussycat compared to the massive Bitch I can be when I am irritated."
Hades laughed and smiled as they launched into the air. As they flew out into the horizon, Ganymede blew on the mighty horn.
*****
Nyssa growled as she dug her nails deep into Dionysus' neck. For hours he had been in-between her thighs, slaving away as he worshipped her pussy. Hidden away on Dionysus' private refuge on the slopes of Mount Athos, her whole body tingled as she curled her toes and another orgasm flooded from her cave. Breathless, she slumped back down in the pool and purred as her body wilted from their erotic convulsions.
"So, was it worth the wait, Gorgeous?" Dionysus said as he lifted his head from her crotch and smiled.