"Put me the fuck down Mother Fucker!" Grid screamed as she was carried through the cold December early morning air, the sharp talons of the great black eagle cutting painfully into her stomach as it clutched her torso. Preparing to scream again and resume her struggle for freedom, she glanced down at the earth racing thousands of feet beneath her and paused. Being dropped from this height would certainly mean instant death so it now seemed that silent acceptance would be the most rational policy to pursue now. The night before had all been such a blur. One minute she was overseeing her duties as High Priestess to Athena and then wham, suddenly she was swept up by Loki in Eagle form and hurtled through the night air towards some unknown destination. Looking down she watched in fascination as the soft pink glow of sunlight just started to wake up the earth and she felt Loki begin to shift his weight and they started to descend.
Clutching desperately to his scaly leg, she shook in a twinge of fear as her stomach dropped along with their altitude. "Where are you taking me?" she cried upwards towards the Eagle's head. "You must know that the Goddess Athena will pursue her Priestess to the ends of the earth if this is a kidnapping."
"It is not a kidnapping," Loki replied matter of factly. "It is just a simple proposition. I promised Thor that I would try and help him out, and you are key to his problems. Just hear him out and then no matter what you decide to do, I will return you unharmed to Athens. I promise. Trust me, I do not need any trouble with Athena." Hearing this instantly put her at ease. Glancing down at his passenger, his large shiny black eagle eye winking, he added "You have known me long enough Girl. You know I am not going to allow anything bad to happen to you."
Saying nothing, Grid's stomach relaxed at his soothing words and started feeling even more at ease once they began to float gently down to the earth. Peering through the cold blast of air rushing into her face, she could not determine exactly where they were but it was obviously far to the west of Athens. Here in this part of the world the towns and temples were far smaller than those of the east so she knew she was on the edge of the known Greek world.
In all directions in her vision, the land was a sea of stark contrasts both from the white of the fresh snow that had fallen the night before and the acres of black, bare, lifeless forests that dotted the landscape. Suddenly her eyes focused on a strange riot of color shrieking out of the monochrome void. It was an island of flowers in full bloom planted smack dab in the middle of an icy, windy river. The strange juxtaposition of full blooming life in the midst of winter looked quite out of place. As the beatific vision grew larger as they descended, she grew even more curious as it was apparent that this oasis of summer was to be their journey's end. Landing on the shore of the hidden pocket of beauty, Loki gently lowered her onto the flower-strewn ground and stepped back, folding his huge wings over his head. Sitting on a bed of jasmine she watched on in fascination as the great black-winged eagle began to glow and pulse as Loki transmogrified back into his normal 'human' shape. Seeing his customary form restored, she had to smile back at the familiar smirk on his now familiar human face.
Having been a girlfriend to Thor for many years, she had had many interactions with Loki, Thor's best friend, and perpetual sidekick. Handsome and fit, but a bit on the thin side, he always could make her laugh as he was an infamous prankster. Now that he was back in his regular body, she asked "Ok Loki, I will take your word for it that this is not a kidnapping. You may have been a sneaky bastard when I knew you so well in the past, but you never once lied to me. I have to ask, though, what on earth could Thor need my help for?"
Suppressing a snicker, he waved her forward and pointed towards a clearing in the endless canopy of flowering shrubs and fully fruited trees. "Some things are better shown than explained. Follow me and all will be revealed."
Trailing behind him through a dense thicket of blooming rosebushes and hyacinth, she smiled as her senses were bombarded with a deluge of sweet intoxicating scents. "How is this island still blooming on the Winter Solstice? It is most puzzling."
"All will be revealed; all will be revealed!" Loki said with a smile as he continued beckoning her onward.
"This certainly does not seem like a place Thor would frequent. He is definitely more rustic in his tastes!"
Laughing, Loki said "Well... I think old Thor might be having a change of heart recently."
Pausing as she prepared to pepper Loki with a host of follow-up questions, as the two emerged from a canopy of bright, colorful flora, her eyes widened fully at the sight before her. There on the ground, surrounded by a bed of bright green grass and blooming daffodils was her old boyfriend, Thor. Completely stark naked and staked down by glowing chains on his wrists and ankles, his mouth was open in a perpetual moan as he twitched and thrust his hard cock impotently into the air.
Rapidly raising her right hand up to her mouth, she burst out in a giant explosive laugh. "Holy fuck what is this all about!"
"I told you some things are easier to show than to explain."
Looking up from the ground, his eyes blazing with an almost bottomless pit of lust, his body was drenched in gallons of sweat. Suffering greatly, Thor could make no other sound than a series of loud unintelligible groans as he saw Grid walk into the clearing.
"What's wrong with him? Why doesn't he just break out of those chains?" she asked, her hand firmly clasped against her lips as she struggled to keep from laughing. It was literally the funniest thing she had ever seen in her life, the perfect combination of humor and arousal. Thor, Norse God that he is, had the perfect body to match his divine status. His abs deeply cut and topped off by a chest rippling in a sea of muscles, in his current staked out position, everything he had been completely exposed. Whoever had tied down the God of Thunder had not been merciful as he was stretched to the absolute limit of his endurance. His legs were splayed wide and his wrists were staked out in such a way that it was obvious it took him an enormous effort to move at all. Glancing lustfully down his body, when her eyes rested on his exposed meat the pent up dam of her laughter exploded again.
Pointing straight at his bare pink testicles she cried "Ok, I have a million questions about this, but the first one has to be why are his balls shaved?"
Loki, giggling right along with Grid, cocked his eyebrow and looked over at his suffering friend on the ground and shrugged. "Do you want to fill our little beauty here in on your predicament, or shall I?"
"Aya Bassa Ayyyyyy!" Thor screamed out in a half growl half moan as another wave of arousal swept through his body; the nectar of Aphrodite's pussy continuing to work their charms on his nether regions.
Turning back to Grid, Loki cleared his throat and spoke. "I think this might go faster if I fill you in myself. You see, Shit-head, oops, I mean Thor here seems to have gotten on the bad side of Aphrodite. Wanting to give her some good old fashioned Nordic lovin, it appears that the Greek Goddess of Love was a bit underwhelmed by his romantic skills and poured out a huge heaping can of whoop ass on his head."
"No shit!" Grid snickered. "I could have saved her the trouble if she had asked me about Thor's so-called love skills first."
"I am sure you could, but, and this is the best part of the story so pay attention. In revenge for being such a lousy fuck, as well as trying to foolishly take the Goddess against her will, she staked him down like this; naked, shaved and bound with his hot boiling unspent cum all locked up in those big juicy Viking sacks of his. To add insult to injury, her curse on him prevents any release of his spunk until he performs an enormous special task for redemption." Laughing as he thought about the hilarious details involved he added "Frankly, I think Thor is going to have to get used to being naked and horny forever as I do not see how on earth he will pull her quest off."
Unable to keep her eyes from darting over to Thor's package and its increasingly erotic gyrations in the air, she asked "Well... I have seen Thor get out of quite a few spectacular predicaments in the past. He might be a giant penis..." this comment instantly arousing another bout of giggles from both of them, she added "so I am pretty confident he can work through this one. I mean, he is a God after all."
Holding one finger up in the air, Loki nodded with a huge grin formed on his face. "True, but, his task is pretty difficult. He has to give a woman one thousand orgasms before he can be freed from her curse." Pausing as he raised his eyebrow he added "Pretty appropriate for the Goddess of Love don't you think, but a pretty tall order for the likes of him."
"Speaking as a former girlfriend of his, the grand recipient of zero orgasms in all the years we dated, I completely sympathize with her frustration and the rage that obviously inspired such a harsh punishment," Grid replied as she walked over to meticulously inspect Thor on the ground. Despite their parting on extremely bad terms, and his being a notoriously poor lover, she bit her pinky. She had to admit that seeing him all nude, shaved, bound and hopelessly horny was making her extremely wet. Without thinking, she ran her right foot up his exposed left thigh and shuddered as she saw him thrash and moan so desperately at the feel of her flesh on his. Turning back to Loki she said, "This is all very interesting but, how exactly am I involved in this? I would have figured he would have had you just turn into some kind of wolf or bear and head over to one of the nearby villages to round up some nice top heavy local wenches for this dubious duty. Great Lords of Chaos, you could always talk the girls into almost anything."
"That is the kicker Grid," Loki said, his voice cracking through another bout of suppressed laughter. "The orgasms he is to give can only come from you! You and you alone are his only hope of release!"
Hearing them talk, and his fate revealed to Grid, Thor again thrashed on the ground and shot his cock up into the air; his eyes pleading for pity as he growled. "Please, Grid! Puhleeze!!! Sit on Thor! Sit on Thor's cock NOW!"
Rolling her eyes back into her head as she looked over to Loki she said, "Same old Thor I see! Nothing has changed."
"Oh, he is quite the charmer!" Loki nodded as he winked. Suddenly dropping his vocal tone and putting on a serious face he added "So Grid, come on. What are you going to do? I know you and Thor have had your problems in the past..."
"PROBLEMS! HA!" she interjected.
