Elizabeth here: this story has choking and related acts, just a heads up. Enjoy!
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Although his new piano album got no sales for its first week, Augustine was still happy when his girlfriend Amy won a silver medal for the 1500 meter race in the Summer Olympics.
He had just moved in with Amy at her house in Denver. Although he was a software developer by day, just as Amy had been before her career kicked off, music was his real passion.
It was one week after her victory, and another hot day. Augustine emerged from the front doors of the company building after having spent eight hours in the frigid basement he worked in. The sweltering heat felt wonderful. He knew the air would be agonizing in a minute, yet right now it felt so good against his chilled skin.
He made it to his car and turned on the air conditioning before it got unpleasant. The drive home only took ten minutes; his route wasn't plagued by the five P.M. Denver traffic that infested most of the other roads.
They lived in a two story house made of red brick and brown cobblestone. Amy's car was in the driveway. He parked next to her and opened the front door, and was greeted by the wonderful smell of cotton candy.
Amy was sitting there in the living room, wearing a set of red runners clothes. She was eating a big tuft of pink cotton candy on a paper cone. She was holding another one between her muscular yet smooth thighs. Her long blonde hair spun in the air when she turned her head to greet Augustine.
"Where'd you get that?" Augustine asked.
"There was this stand two blocks down. The old lady recognized me and gave us two for free." Amy handed the other cotton candy to Augustine and he happily took it. "We talked for a while and at the end she asked me when you and I were getting married."
"Who knows?" Augustine said. "You're the one who's the expert on rings." He laughed. "Maybe you ought to propose."
"I do run around them a lot. And eat them a lot. And display them on my clothes. And... hmm, I really am an expert on rings. Maybe I should buy one. But does it really matter who gets it?"
"Not really. Maybe I should."
"I think this is why we aren't getting married. Neither of us can decide who's getting the damn ring."
"We'd lose the ring banter if we actually bought it."
"That's true. Maybe we can wait another year. I really like bickering about the ring. Coming home to it is more fun than anything else I can think of."
"You won an Olympic medal last week."
"That inspired different positive emotions than fun. And... hey wait, this bickering is distracting us from the cotton candy."
"I don't mind."
"Neither do I."
"It makes the room smell nice."
"It really does."
"Fuck it, I'm using my cotton candy as an air freshener tonight. I'm not even going to eat it. It just smells too nice." The kitchen was right next to the living room, and Augustine found a tall glass to hold the paper cone in.
"Watch out for ants."
"We killed all the ants."
"There could be zombie ants."
Augustine keeled over in laughter. The image of zombie ants eating the brains of other ants as they scrambled to find the last remaining microscopic cans of beans in an ant-pocalypse was far funnier than it had any right to be. "I don't think they'd eat candy," he sputtered out.
After barely surviving another ten minutes of Amy's Olympic tier comedy, he finally got around to ordering pizza for the two of them. He put the cotton candy upstairs in the bedroom so that the wonderful smell could accumulate up there while they ate downstairs.
Augustine sifted through magazine coupons while sitting at the desk in the downstairs office adjacent to the living room, ordering from his laptop. They made over six figures, but it still made him feel good to save two dollars. Eventually, he found a good deal for the triple pepperoni and ordered one of those plus some lava cakes.
When the pizza was delivered, they tipped the driver and readied their plates. They ignored the unused dining room table and ate dinner on the couch, keeping their plates on the coffee table in front of them. Amy ate more than Augustine as usual; she was an athlete, after all.
When they were done, Amy smiled and spoke. "You know, I stopped my run for ten minutes talking to that cotton candy woman. I need to do ten more minutes of exercise tonight to meet my quota. And maybe I'll do it indoors, just because it's getting dark. Want to join me?"
Augustine smiled. "I'd love to. Any specific exercise routines you have in mind?"
"Maybe we can pick a random one. Leave it to the internet."
"I don't trust the internet," Augustine said. "But I guess that's why it's fun. Let's do it."
They both went to the office and pulled their chairs up to Augustine's laptop. Amy started typing.
Her search for "
random sex act generator
" brought up ads, mediocre position generators, and one reddit thread.
Amy mumbled as she searched. "Not random enough... not what i'm looking for... no, i don't want vanilla positions..."
"Try the second page."
"Has anyone ever, in recorded history, checked the second page google search results?"
"I don't think anyone has. Let's boldly go where no man has gone before."
On the top of page 2 was a promising site. Amy clicked it, and the simple website had a button that let them randomly generate a combination of two kinks.
"Perfect!" Amy said. "Up for whatever exercise routine this generates first?"
"It's probably going to give us something disgusting. But that's why we should do it."
Augustine clicked and they both stared at the output.
asphyxiation + intercrural
"Could be worse," Amy said. "Who's being choked?"
The idea was oddly appealing to Augustine. "I volunteer as tribute."
"So it's breath exercises for you, and strength training for me. Okay. You can work with this, right?"
"Like we said, the first result. And it honestly sounds exciting."
Augustine and Amy rubbed their hands together in glee. They closed the laptop and went upstairs to the bedroom. Augustine forgot that he had left the cotton candy on the nightstand. The whole room smelled wonderful.
Augustine closed the curtains, blocking out the sunset light. Still in their clothes, they hopped on the soft, white bed. Amy was in her clean workout outfit, and Augustine was in his shorts and a gray T-shirt. Neither were wearing shoes, but both had fresh socks on.
"How do we want to do this?" Amy said.
"Choking is easy, just be careful," Augustine said. "But, I'm wondering how we'll do the intercrural..."
"Maybe I can use my thighs."
"I'd like that." Then an idea hit him. "Oooh, actually..."
Amy smiled. "...You want me to choke you with my thighs?"
"Exactly. I can do oral down there while I'm at it. And maybe you can squeeze my head too, that actually seems kind of hot..."