Last night He said to me "I don't care how you manage it, you are to eat your next lunch on the floor.
Ugh..those were my instructions and under our agreement that is what I was obliged to do.
I appreciate how he challenges me but when it comes down to the actual execution, sometimes I struggle.
The problem with this latest request is I was going to be at work for my next lunch and I couldn't conceive how I would be able to eat my lunch off the floor and not be fired for inappropriate behavior or even worse, have to face my co-workers afterwards.
He knew that when he challenged me, yet he also had faith that I was resourceful enough to figure it out.
At first the only thing I could think of was to use the handicap stall in the general bathroom. That would afford me some sense of privacy but I would still have to time it for when nobody would come in. I would also have to choose my lunch wisely so it's something I could slurp up quickly. Thankfully when he says to eat on the floor he just means I have to have my plate on the floor not the actual food. It would be horrible if I actually had to eat food that was touching the floor of the general bathroom. There is a definite difference between those instructions because there was an instance (actually a few times now) when I had to eat my meal off the bare floor. In those cases he specifically directed for the food to be on the floor. On those occasions I was also expected to lick the floor to ensure I didn't leave any crumbs behind.