A friend of mine came to my house and after the grand tour asked me where I got "My Chair", this is the story.
*Please note there is not a lot of sex in this story, there's some almost sex near the end. On the up side there is great potential for sex because of this story. It's a long story. Please leave your Constructive comments. I have posted a pick of the chair to aide in the fantasy process.
Let me tell you about my chair. It is not an antique chair, it is neither expensive nor ornate, it is just a chair. There is only one thing special about this chair and that thing is what this chair does to my imagination. In my mind it is my bondage chair. It is where my dark fantasies come to life; it's my warmth when I'm alone at night. It is a special chair.
When I first saw my chair it was buried knee deep in on old estate my husband had purchased. The woman who had lived there was a serious packrat, keeping everything under the sun, (that includes the kitchen sinkβI think there were 6 of those). Yes, I first spied this chair in a dark corner of a decaying front porch, cover with encyclopedias, 15 year old newspapers, cobwebs and rat crap. At first all I could make out through the gloom was a rounded piece of wicker barely peering over the rim of a fish bowl. Moving closer and donning my gloves, I began to clear away the debris. Finally after much peril and dangers untold, I unearthed it.
What a filthy, corroded, painted chipped mess she was. My husband deemed her trash; I told him I was keeping her. In my eyes she was beautiful, rounded curves, good height and nice arm rests. She was a 1960's Wicker rocker, black with a swivel base. Her once fluffy cushions, now worthless, home to countless cockroaches, were trash-- but it wasn't the cushions I was interested in. Nope it was the frame. I wanted that frame.
Tossing the cushions aside, (OMG was that rat noises I hear? YUCK!), sending dust flying everywhere, I grasped the armrests and pulled. Hubby said he needed some air and went back outside. I pulled and pulled some more, it was not budging. What the hell was this thing bolted to the floor?
As a matter of fact it was, very curious to my perverted mind. Who would bolt down and old rocker? It wasn't worth stealing, in my imagination, I could see the young hippie girl dressed in a peasant dress, with her long flowing hair, probably coming down from an LSD trip, blindfolded, straps holding her firmly to the chair and the bolts firmly holding the chair to the floor, but I digress.
I needed some tools! Going outside I locate my husband and ask for a wrench and a screwdriver. He looks up at me, like I'm speaking fluent Japanese, and of course wants to know what I need tools for after all I am a WOMAN. I roll my eyes at him and tell him I need them because someone bolted the chair to the floor. He, of course, doesn't believe it and accompanies me back to the porch. He (being the macho man he is) grasps the arms and gives it the old college tryβit doesn't budge but a disk or 2 in his back does.
"What the hell?" he exclaimed.
I sighed," Told you it was bolted."
He gets exasperated easily, so the idea of him helping me is quickly abandoned, which is FINE by me. Alone again I begin to work on the bolts; they popped out easier than I had anticipated, thank God. Finally with last bolt removed I tried again to pull the chair, this time it moved right away sending me flying backwards on my ass. Guess it wasn't that heavy!
You know how some people think that sunlight shows up every flaw? Well I find I must agree, for my chair looked like shit outside. Thick (really thick) cobwebs hung from her slats and a host of identifiable insects crawled out of her crevasses. Still it was nothing that some bleach, insect spray and a can of paint wouldn't fix. Grabbing the garden hose I open the flow all the way blasting bugs and webs everywhere. Once that was complete a spray bottle filled with bleach (well -- I am going to sit in it you know). After the bleaching, 3 cans of Combat bug spray, and then it was break time.
I call to my husband that its lunchtime and we dine in the yard out of our cooler. As we eat he asks me why I want this chair so bad, he doesn't see anything spectacular about it. I am afraid to tell him why. So I tell him because I think it's cool. He thinks I'm strange (HA if he only KNEW).
By the time we finish lunch the chair is dry enough to paint. Rummaging in the dilapidated shed behind the house, I find two newer cans of Almond colored spray paint. I would have preferred black since the chair was already black, but I'll take what I can get and Almond is what I got.
Giddy, with unidentified, excitement I paint my chair. It takes both cans to cover all the black, but the effort was well worth it. Now my chair was very pretty (and insect free). Done with my project for the moment I hunt down hubby to see what he's up to. I find him upstairs in the attic looking through old suitcase stuffed with books. I don't mean just a few suitcases I mean 135 suitcases, PACKED with books. All kinds of books, big ones, little one, fat ones, and thin ones, hard back, paperback, first editions, last editions. Books, books and more books. Did I mention this old lady had some books? Jesus!
"I've about had my fill for the day Hon, how 'bout we call it quitting time and head home?" He asks me.
"Sounds great to me, don't for get we need to get my chair in the van." I reply.
"Chair, Chair, Chair. Christ Cat are you obsessed or something?"
"Yeah, or something, can we get it in the van?"
Loading the chair was no problem after all it was light and almost completely dry.