The place was a seafood joint, not my favorite, but I was hungry enough to eat anything. A slow day we got seated right away, off in a booth in the corner. The waitress a young short brunette with flowing curls. She took our order.
"Hi, there! Hope you had a merry Christmas," she spoke in what I thought was an exaggerated southern accent, "do you know what you want to drink?"
I couldn't help but notice she was wearing a tight-fitting button-down blouse. The small pearl buttons strained at her shirt. Not wanting to stare I looked away and towards Emily, only to catch her staring.
"I'll take some water," I said smirking at Emily, letting her know I saw what she was doing.
"Ok no problem," the waitress said cheerfully, "and you ma'am."
Emily laughed when she saw my face, "same."
"righty-o, I'll be back with those waters and to take your orders soon," she stuffed her notepad in her apron and walked away.
As soon as she was out of earshot both of us broke out laughing.
"Such a pig!" I said pantomiming the jealous girlfriend.
"I'm sorry I told you I like women too," Emily said through giggles.
I silenced her by hitting the remote inside my pocket. Emily barely contained a squeal when the vibrator inside her came to life. I let it run for a few seconds till I felt I made my point.
"Don't be rude," I scolded, "last thing Ms. Laura needs is you bringing home a stray."
Barely hiding a smile by feigning a frown she mumbled, "Sorry master."
We perused the menu and selected what we liked and it wasn't long before the waitress returned with the water. We each thanked her.
"Are you two ready to order," she said pen in hand.
I looked to Emily to go first.
She spoke, "I would like the..."
I hit the remote again. Emily jumped and it must have scared the waitress because she jumped too, dropping the pen.
As the waitress turned and bent down to pick it up Emily shot me a glare. I only smiled and nodded over to the waitress's ass which was now on full display. She had on tight black yoga pants and every curve was in the right place.
As soon as Emily looked to see for herself I again hit the button. Emily's hand involuntarily smacked the table. The waitress too squealed and shot up straight. She seemed to look around, not knowing where the noise had come from. Eventually, she calmed and once again readied to take our order.