If he can't make her purr, she'll make him bleed!
Millie Dynamite
CopyrightΒ© 2022 by Millie Dynamite
In the mountain valley, dawn is a tricky thing to pin down. Why Lucky rose before dawn and watched the sunrise, escaped him at the moment. After all, he didn't leave the theater until 1:00 am. And he took a leisurely stroll, retracing his trek from the same as the foggy night a month before.
The air turned cooler now as summer neared its end. His shoulder throbbed from the coolness. He sat on the back porch of his small cabin, sipping coffee in the frigid morning air with deep anticipation. He pulled the small scrap of paper from his pocket.
Lucky,
You worthless Cracker, I hope this message finds you healing and ready for more pain.
All my love, which you so richly don't merit
Dark Angel
P.S. your safe word, my useless little maggot, is pink
The note appeared under his door the day before when he left for work and returned. As soon as he saw 'Luck and Dark Angel,' he realized she still loved him. Albeit the oddest, most fantastic kind of love which existed. How his Dark Angel found him, he hadn't a clue. Nor did he care. However, he was curious.
He remembered the first note she left him, finding it inside his pants pocket when he dressed to check out of the hospital.
'
True love is when she shoves her gun up your ass
.'
Lucky laminated the note, tapping the term of her endearment on his shaving mirror. Before and after shaving each morning, Lucky kissed his fingers and pressed them to the message. As he did this, he prayed thanks to whatever God there was for the woman's love. Before Angel, Luck never kissed a girl, held a young lady's hand, or made love to a woman.
Lucky never asked a girl or woman for a date, and not one woman or girl had asked him either.
Rubbing his shoulder, Lucky realized, for him, the only downside of being shot, other than the pain, was being in the psych ward for 72 hours. She made it appear he shot himself.
Each time he read her delightful second note, his pulse raced, and his shoulder throbbed, remembering all her exquisite torture. The woman's elegant, cursive writing was remarkably readable and appeared to be calligraphic training.
For her diminutive size, pound for pound, she possessed incredible strength and could overpower him with the ease of a lion taking a gazelle. He marveled at the memory of her tiny body, rippled with muscles, how she rode him, under the bridge, in the hospital, and hopefully today or tonight. The ache in his shoulder matched the longing in his cock for her rough, consuming touch.
For a moment, Lucky considered running to the liquor store and getting another bottle of wine. He only had white, and she might like red, salmon, pink, or rosΓ©. Unable to push her from his mind, Lucky lived in a constant state of agitation, longing to be in her presence. Unable to concentrate for any time without her invading his mind, his mind, if not his body, was in a continual state of horniness.
Standing, Lucky strode to the railing, flinging the tepid, insignificant last mouthful of coffee into the grassy patch behind his deck. A white, old, panel van with the word RapidDel on its side signaled that Del Ransard was, no doubt, delivering something to one of the homes on the outskirts of town.
As the nasty, old van pulled into his drive, Lucky realized he had something coming to him. Del laid into his horn, waved, and exited the vehicle.
"You don't look so wounded to me," Del quipped. Del Ransard was one of Lucky's worst nightmares. More verbose than his other bullies. The usual routine employed by Del was to badgering him with effusive insults from the moment he laid eyes on Lucky until Del left and Lucky could no longer hear him.
"By God," Del laid into him, "any idiot that fucks up a suicide by shooting himself in the shoulder deserves to die a slow, excruciating death. I mean shit, Jimmy, you have plenty of reason to end it all. Yes, sir, I'll grant you that, but your damn shoulder isn't the right place."
"Sure," Del laughed as he spoke, "you never had a girlfriend, and if you found one, me or some other real man would fuck her, still no reason to kill yourself. I mean, some ugly bitch may latch to you for free movies sometimes. Might fuck you even, and she'll be so ugly no one else would fucker her, if you're lucky, which you aren't."
"So," Del continued, poking fun, "she'll be just cute enough to get fucked, and me, Tom, Dick, maybe Harry will give'r-a-go. Come to think of it, you'd probably enjoy watching, right? Hu, Jimmy ole, boy, I.m right on this?"
"No, I don't think I would. And I have a girlfriend," Lucky said.
"Sure you do. Might be she's the one bought you the kitty cat, ya think? Then again, you probably bought the cat, so I'd think you got a girlfriend, right?" Del said, adding a few insults afterward.
"What kitty cat?"
"The one in the van," Del said. "Them nuts and bolts must rattle awful loud in your empty head, Jimmy, boy."
"I'm not getting any cat," Lucky said.
"Yes, you are. Got to be. Some yow's, a clawing on the cage, soft meow's, and the tiny ack sound they make at birds or insects when the critters agitate them. The strangest thing the bitch must way 90 pounds," Del said. "I'll unload and put the box in the living room. But, pal, don't open that fucker until I'm gone. In case the bitch is a cross between a bobcat and mountain lion."
Del returned to his truck, opened the door, pulled a ramp out, and clambered inside. With a two-wheeler, he brought the box outside and rolled the container to the front door while Lucky went inside and met him at the door.
The container was an enormous pet carrier with some dark breathable cloth covering the breath holes. From inside came a strange purring, like some human mimicking a cat. Lucky squatted and started at the door, small bars, with the same cloth behind them as on the other air holes.
"Okay, motherfucker, I brought you yer pet. Now, give me time to be gone before you open the fucker," Del walked out, slamming the door behind him, shouting obscenities and insults. Even as he drove away, he screamed verbal abuse at the top of his lungs.
As Del's voice faded, with shaking hands, Lucky reached for the handle, pulled on the door, the snap released, and the door swung away. Inside, bright green, almond-shaped eyes glared at him, with a painted face like a cat's. The woman was wearing cat-eyes contacts. The pupils seemed to run horizontally. Long, thin, pointy teeth peeked out from her lips, and her tongue darted about, licking her hand. Dental implants of some type, he guessed.
"Angel?" he asked.
'
Stupid shit
,' she thought. Releasing a long, high-pitched yow and hissing, she crawled cautiously from the cage. Wearing a white lace catsuit and white lace gloves with claws at the fingertips, Angel sniffed the air, sniffed him from a distance, and moved closer.
The pattern of white lace, contrasted with her swarthy, jet-black flesh, formed a stripe pattern. Curly platinum hair, with pointy and striped ears sticky up from the hair, completed her appearance. Sitting on her haunch, she raised her right hand, cleaning her paw, ignoring Lucky.