Through a combination of hard work and good luck I was able to retire early last year in my mid fifties. What should have been a time to take up new activities has largely been wasted, simply put because there is no longer an imperative to be up at six every morning I've started drinking too much.
I do however have a dog who is demanding and expects a walk at about 7.20 every morning and being a creature of habit enjoys the same walk over the fields behind my house after her breakfast. So, often with a headache and feeling hungover (me not her) we head off into the fields for an hour or so.
Clearly other dogs and people have similar habits and we tend to see the same people most mornings. Cheerful good mornings are exchanged and of course the obligatory conversations held about the weather.
Among these dog walkers one has always stood out. A tall immaculately turned out lady, late fifties and attractive without trying too hard, she has two Labradors, one chocolate the other golden. She has always stopped for a slightly longer chat and while never an interrogation I realise that she knows far more about me than I do about her.
A few weeks ago, on a cold sunny morning, we stopped as normal for a chat. Somewhat inevitably, although the cold weather was helping, I was walking around in a bit of a haze, the effects of last night's excesses gently working their way out of my system.
"Good morning"how are you?" I said.
"I'm well thanks" she replied "and you?" I confessed to regretting being a little hungover at which she raised her eyebrows. "I've noticed a few mornings that you have appeared the worse for wear and wondered why, well now I know. You said you regret feeling hungover, why is that?" I explained my circumstances and how without the imperative to be up and functioning well in my relatively senior role I had found it too easy simply to drink to excess while watching TV at night. Really the simple story was one of no discipline in my life.
"I can help with that" she said. I was naturally mildly puzzled by what she meant and asked her to elaborate. "In general," she replied fixing me with a cold stare "I find my cane to possess extraordinary motivating powers."
Now, if I'd not been drinking the night before this was the point when I'd have worked out what she meant and headed rapidly off into the sunrise. As it was with my head barely capable of working out what day of the week it was I just stared back unable to work out how to reply.
"Look, why don't you come back to my house now, mine is the old farmhouse at the far end of the field and we can have a chat?" Starting to come out of my dream world I muttered that I hadn't yet had a shower that morning and was wearing dirty clothes which were definitely not up to a social visit.
"That's not a problem, you can have a quick shower at mine while I make the coffee and I'll find a dressing gown or something you can wear until it's time to leave. Now come on, let's go!" With that she turned around and headed off. Feeling completely out maneuvered I followed meekly behind while my dog continued to play with hers.