In the Grand Hall, where Adam and Monica contemplated their next course of action, the overhead speakers came to life again, this time carrying a familiar voice.
"TO THE WARRIORS OF THE SISTERHOOD AND THE SLAVES OF THE ACADEMY, LISTEN TO MY VOICE. YOU BELIEVE THAT I AM DEAD, BUT I AM NOT.
"THIS IS DARLENE, AND I HAVE RETURNED."
"Told you she was fine," said Monica.
"AND I AM NOT ALONE," continued the voice. "THE ONE WHO ESCAPED HAS ALSO RETURNED, AND THOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS, I KNOW THAT HE'S AMONG US FIGHTING FOR OUR CAUSE."
"The One Who Escaped?" asked Adam.
"Since you left, the other slaves have been talking about you," explained Monica. "You're kind of a legend now. She must have heard it."
"THE STRUGGLE IS NOT YET OVER, BUT NEVER BEFORE HAVE WE BEEN CLOSER TO FREEDOM. OUR ENEMIES HAVE SACRIFICED THEIR HONOR IN EXCHANGE FOR POWER THEY DON'T DESERVE. OUR CAUSE IS JUST, AND THEY KNOW IT.
"TO THE SLAVES CONTROLLING THE CENTRAL CORRIDORโWELL DONE! BUT I MUST ASK EVEN MORE OF YOU! DEFEND YOUR POSITION UNTIL OUR WARRIORS REACH YOU. THEY DEPEND ON YOU JUST AS YOU DEPEND ON THEM. IF YOU CAN MAINTAIN YOUR POSITION LONG ENOUGH, WE WILL WIN THE DAY!"
This was followed a cacophony of static as the public address system abruptly failed.
The P.A. system did not extend to Mistress Helga's lavish living quarters on the southern end of the Citadel. The only one in Helga's home at the moment was the beautiful long-legged housekeeper who had no idea that a revolution was underway.
However, the housekeeper knew that Mistress Helga expected the house to be spotless before she returned home, and if there were any evidence of dust, there would be consequences that no excuse could prevent. She did not need to be reminded of this, but if she did, the portrait of her mistress that glared evilly down at her from the parlor wall served as a warning for her to get back to work.
The absence of a public address system notwithstanding, Mistress Helga's home had every other modern convenience imaginableโincluding a wide-screen television connected to the latest software so that the television could act as a teleconferencing device in an emergency.
Such an emergency had never happened before, so the housekeeper was startled when the television received an unexpected incoming message. She answered the call at once.
"I'm so sorry that Mistress Helga is not home," answered the housekeeper, hoping that she remembered the response protocol correctly. "I beg your forgiveness for disappointing you."
The captain of the guard stared angrily through the screen back at the housekeeper. "We need information from Mistress Helga," she snapped, holding her bulletproof vest in one hand. The captain's standard-issue midriff-bearing battle bra was sudenly making her feel a little underdressed.
The housekeeper could tell something was up.
"There's an executive security code that only she and Mistress Kathy may access," said the captain, "but we can't locate either of them. Do you know where your mistress keeps the codes? It's an emergency."
The housekeeper knew her mistress very well, and remembered a drawer in her mistress's study where information was kept, although it was always kept locked. "What information do you need?" she asked.
"I'm sending three guards over there now. Help them in any way you can." The captain of the guard did not wait for a reply before ending the transmission. Apparently the housekeeper was not supposed to know the nature of the information they were after.
She was both surprised and a bit troubled by this exchange. It was not at all typical for a security guard to ask anything of her when her mistress was not home. She was even more surprised when another call came only a minute later.
"I'm so sorry that Mistress Helga is not home," she answered. "I beg your--"
"It's okay, relax," said the woman on the screen. "You're Helga's housekeeper, right?"
"Yes," said the housekeeper uncertainly. She did not recognize the woman on the screen. "To whom am I speaking?"
"I'm Darlene," said Eve. "Look, this is kind of hard to explain, but I'm trying to coordinate a rebellion, and I have to ask, do you know if your mistress has any weapons stashed at your house?"
"I think she might," said the housekeeper.
"That's good," said Eve. "I overheard your conversation just now, so I know there are three guards on their way over. This is a lot to ask, I know--but it would really mean a lot if you could slow them down for a while. Do you think you can do that?"
The housekeeper knew her mistress very well. She knew that her mistress was prone to paranoia and slept more comfortably with a weapon stashed in a hidden compartment in her bed. Helga never imagined that her housekeeper knew about it.
Now the thought of that assault rifle brought a smile to the housekeeper's lips.
"Yes," said the housekeeper. "I mean, fuck yeah!"
By this time, Adam and Monica had secured their two prisoners in the archives chamber and were now in the Grand Hall sorting out their next move. Adam had to admit that Monica had done well improvising their plan. He only wished she had thought to bring him some clothes to wear.
"You're the One Who Escaped," said Monica. "Deal with it."
"I'm not really a legend, am I?" asked Adam.
"It's true," said Monica. "Even when I was in the stables, I heard the stories slaves told each other about you and how you'd eventually return to free us all. I didn't believe any of it, but I couldn't argue because I was gagged most of the time. Pissed me off."
They heard another explosion, louder and closer than before.
"That was right outside," said Adam. He ran toward the exit to investigate, and Monica followed.
On the summit of the mountain, they saw the flaming wreckage of a radio tower, but could not understand how the damage had come about.
"What was that?" asked Monica.
"Some kind of tower got blown up," said Adam.
"That
WAS
the hub for the local cell phone network," answered a familiar voice.
Adam and Monica saw Agent Emily and her team emerging from behind the ridge. All three of them wore outrageously sexy outfits.
Agent Jackie wore high boots, a little turquoise miniskirt, and a matching sexy top that bared her midriff. A cutlass hung from a belt around her waste, and Mistress Kathy's tranquilizer gun hung from her hand.
Agent Jamie had a sequined minidress with an even higher hemline and peekaboo cutouts that bared her waist on both sides. She carried a broadsword in one hand and duffel bag in the other which Adam suspected had recently carried just enough explosives to blow up a cell phone tower.
Agent Emily looked sexy in high black boots, shiny black form-fitting pants and a matching corset, all of which went perfectly with the whip she held in her hands.
One last explosive charge in the wreckage went off belatedly, sending a final fireball into the sky. The three spies in front of it were momentarily silhouetted by the blast.
"I thought Charlie's Angels was a show," muttered Adam.
The three climbed down to join Adam and Monica. "This island is no longer in your cell phone's service area," announced Emily with her not-so-innocent smile. "Sorry for the inconvenience. What are you doing up here?"
"Taking prisoners," said Adam.
"Technically, I took the prisoners," Monica boasted. "I see Eve had no trouble rescuing you before your execution."
"That was Darlene," said Emily. "Why? Were Eve and Darlene together?"
"Eve
is
Darlene," said Adam.
"Holy shit!" said Emily. "Why didn't you tell us Darlene was your mistress?"
"She likes being mysterious," said Adam. "Where is she? We heard her voice on the speaker."
"We left her in Helga's secret cave where she's coordinating the rebellion. Sounds like you've been busy, too. Who are the prisoners?"