All fictional characters are over 18 years old.
My buddy and i went for a walk in the local park on this early Tuesday morning. We were talking about chicks and especially that one chick.
The new to be, UFC fighter climbing the ranks fast.
We could not remember her name but, her face and body was on our minds, mostly how she had been climbing the ranks so fast. This tiny little woman was putting them all to shame as one by one would get destroyed.
She had won the last five fights in under two minutes. The first three had entered the ring with confidence. The last two, not so much as her rep was moving just as fast as her wins.
This little woman seemed to not have any competition, we had cheered for her through each of her fights.
We walked on laughing and praising at how lightning fast she was and of course we joked about her pinning us down.
There was not many at the park as it was still to early. We sat on a bench and had some water and kept on joking about how we would have loved to have been pinned down by her.
There was a small trail up ahead of us as we continued our walk. After discussing for a short while we decided to walk the trail.
About fifteen minutes into this trail we were shocked as the one of the two young ladies walking our way looked a lot like this to be, UFC fighter. Sure as heck, it was her as they walked right by us.
In a split second a cyclist roared by us all and was heading in the same direction as my buddy and i; we heard him yell out " show us your pussy "! and he was gone.
Well, just as fast as that previous split second this tiny to be, UFC woman was charging toward me.
In just a few steps she was now in the air and her right leg coming straight at my head. My arms went up as to block her. I felt a powerful blow as my arms were being pushed back and i was falling onto the ground.
Fuck! i shouted.
Next was a bunch of fists landing on my face, while i tried to block. She was just to fast. Surprised i even had time to think! I was protecting my face now.
Lightning fast, she was then attacking my chest, I did the only thing that came to mind and reached out behind her. My arms wrapped around her and pulled her to me, 'growling', "what the fuck"!
She looked really surprised never having been held like that and i had time to see my buddy and her friend jaws dropped and frozen.