My name is Steve Grangers, a tall young black man living in Boston. It's December 24, 2008, and I'm just having some fun in the city. Vacation time, know what I mean? Cool. Yeah, man. It's been a tough year for me. After dealing with mean teachers, male and female stalkers, political correctness gone mad and female sociopaths, I made it. I've recently graduated from the Boston Metropolitan Military Academy. It's a private military college which prepares men and women for military life. It's also a real viper's nest, though it doesn't look that way on the outside. Think psychopath central. Oh, yeah. I'm lucky I made it out alive. But that's a story for another time. Right now, I'm having some fun and trying not to reminesce.
The Boston Metropolitan Military Academy was founded in 1999 by U.S. Army General James Randolph and his wife, Philanthropist Sarah Edge. They intended the Boston Metropolitan Military Academy to be a fine military institution, like West Point or the Virginia Military Institute. I wasn't that interested in military life. I came to that school for the sports. Not that I'm a slouch in the brains department. The school offers some pretty good athletic opportunities. They have Men's Intercollegiate Baseball, Basketball, Cross Country, Fencing, Gymnastics, Volleyball, Football, Soccer, Rifle, Swimming, Ice Hockey, Bowling, Wrestling, Golf, Tennis and Water Polo. They also offer Women's Intercollegiate Softball, Basketball, Rifle, Cross Country, Fencing, Gymnastics, Volleyball, Rugby, Soccer, Swimming, Ice Hockey, Bowling, Wrestling, Tennis, Golf and Water Polo. All of these sports teams compete in the NCAA's Division One.
What am I doing with my free time? Let's see. I've got a Bachelors degree in Engineering from the Boston Metropolian Military Academy. I'm heading to Georgia Tech to get my Master's in a few months. I've got nothing to do. My father, policeman Julius and his wife Susan Grangers are currently vacationing in the Caribbean. They've been gone for weeks. That's cool with me because I like having the Back Bay Mansion to myself. I've been having so much fun it's not even funny. And the kind of folks I bring to the house are top shelf, you know. If you don't believe me, just keep reading. This is what a good-looking young black college man does when he's on vacation. It's about to get hot and steamy up in here. Don't say you weren't warned.