I discretely tugged at the collar of my shirt, but apparently not discretely enough because Catherine slapped my hand away. I swear that woman has eyes in the back of her head.
"Stop that, I don't want to have to knot your tie again." She snapped without looking at me while she bent down and resumed her struggle to buckle the ankle strap of her shoe.
"Yes dear." I sighed, then knelt and swatted her hands away so I could fasten the tiny clasp for her. I looked up at her, not an angle I was used to seeing her from but I appreciated the view anyway. She was wearing a tight black cocktail dress, some stretchy velvet material that hugged her thighs, hips and hourglass cinched waist to flare out around her huge tits. Just above the cups that transitioned teasingly over her bust from fabric to lace was a sheer black material that covered her broad shoulders and ran down her well toned arms. A black velvet collar wrapped around her throat with a cream cameo dangling from it just above the rift valley of flesh that was her cleavage. Her long dark hair hung down her back, looking somehow both natural as well as perfectly managed and her makeup was my favorite version of 'business slutty'.
I grunted as I levered myself upright, sliding my fingers teasingly up her leg and worming them under the tight hem of her skirt. She slapped me again. "Stop that. If you muss me up, I will never go down on you again."
"Yes Mam." I replied in a contrite voice.
She sighed in exasperation. "I can't take you anywhere."
'Anywhere' was a gala dinner and award event where she was up for 'Female Business Owner of the Year' And she was as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
I tried once again. "You know, I could always stay here. I need to finish..."
"No!" she snapped forcefully. "That bitch Desirée Miller keeps talking about her 'new man' and I am not going to stand there and listen to her without my own piece of arm candy." "New." She snorted, "hell he's at least 50 and no where near as cute as you are."
"Arm candy am I?" I asked in an insulted tone, and she smiled that sheepish grin that she gives whenever she was trying to apologize for something she had deliberately done to work me up.
"Oh dear, you know what I mean." She said in a cloying tone as she tugged on my jacket lapel. "If you behave, I promise to go down on you during the drive back."
"Deal." I replied, slapping her on the ass then tugging her in for a kiss. In those heels she was a bit taller than I was and I tilted my neck up, lips reaching for hers.
She yelped and pushed back. "Don't you dare mess up this makeup, do you know how much it cost?"
"No idea, which is why I tried." I replied, moving around her to open the door. "Now let's go, we don't want to be more than fashionably late."
We pulled up to the conference center and I reluctantly handed the keys to the valet. One benefit of going out with Catherine to these things was she let me drive and her Audi was a sweet ride. I opened her door and offered her my hand as she slid out of the seat. Damn, how could a woman that big wearing that dress and those heels still move like a ballet dancer? I stood back as she rose to her full height, chin held high and possessively hooked her arm through mine.
It was weird, she guided me through the crowds like a running back dodging the secondary but never seemed to hurry and always managed to make eye contact or brief conversation without actually stopping. This was not my world, ask me to carry two pints through a crowd during overtime and it's no problem but here I may as well have been on a leash. I was grateful when we found our table and she deposited me like a toddler at a daycare before moving off to mingle. I ordered my scotch, tugged at my collar (and got away with it) and sat back to enjoy the view.
Three agonizing hours later I was guiding a more than slightly drunk but very happy Catherine back to the valet stand and handing in my tag. She had won her award, showed me off like a prize dog at Westminster, and consumed at least 3 large glasses of wine. Her hand kept slipping out of my arm to grab my ass and I was struggling to get her out of here with her dignity intact. Finally the valet arrived with the car and I guided her into the passenger seat, taking her award and putting it in the back before she hit herself in the face with it. A few minutes later and we were on the road headed home.
"As I remember, I promised you a blowjob if you were a good boy." Catherine purred in a slightly slurred voice.
"Yes you did, but..." I replied until she cut me off.
"But nothing, give me that cock." She unbuckled her seat belt and struggled to arrange herself in the passenger seat.
I don't know if you have ever received road head from a large drunk woman while driving a fairly compact luxury sports car, but it is an awkward and uncomfortably dangerous experience. Knowing that there was no way of stopping her without hurting her feelings, I slid my seat back as far as I could and raised the steering wheel to its maximum. She managed to knock the car into neutral with her tits and I barely got it back into gear before the engine blew but she didn't notice. She was too busy struggling with the small zipper on my dress pants while trying to get her legs up onto the passenger seat, not easy with the heels she was wearing. Eventually she got settled into position and got to work, her mouth wrapping around my semi-hard, completely ignorant of its surroundings, cock.
"Mmmmmmmmm" she moaned as she pushed her face down into my lap.
"Unnnggghhhh" I grunted as I tried to keep one hand on the wheel and the other on the shifter while she worked her magic. I'm not denying it felt good, but my appreciation of her efforts was somewhat lessened by the nighttime traffic and struggle to keep my foot on the gas. Fortunately we didn't have far to go and the traffic was light so I settled in to enjoy it as best I could.
I pulled the car into the drive and keyed the garage door opener. Catherine was still bobbing her head as best she could in the tight confines of my lap when I pulled into the garage and closed the door behind us.
"We're home baby." I murmured, stroking her hair while she worked her head in a slow circle, her lips tight around my shaft and her tongue sliding up and down its rigid length.
"Already?" she sighed, slowly sliding up off of my prick and pushing back to look at me with lust filled eyes. "Let's get inside and finish what we started."
I pushed my door open and levered myself out of the drivers seat, careful not to hit the steering wheel with my erect cock. I quickly moved around the car to open her door and help her out. She was far from graceful this time as she struggled to back out of the car still on her hands and knees. She stumbled on her heels and I steadied her and led her around the front of the car toward the door to the house. Once we reached the front bumper I spun her around and pushed her down on the hood, she squealed in surprise.
"No, not inside, right here." I growled, one hand holding her by the back of the neck while the other tugged at the hem of her dress.
