Harbinger Shoals! Twenty minutes before D-Day! Daddy Day! Dolan Day!
Mindy Biles brought her husband Clinton brunch. Knowing he was trapped out there at the Shoals on guard duty, his first unofficial day as a Caretaker Deputy, he had text her to bring him some Egg McMuffins, unfortunately she was going to miss the breakfast menu by five minutes. Assholes! A Big Mac for Big Daddy would have to suffice. Out of her way and one of the few fast-food outlets in a twenty-mile radius she played the good wife and made the effort.
Arriving at the Shoals she found a slew of parked cars out on the dirt road running alongside the property and back into the wilderness. Each time she drove out here she was creeped out by the deathly serene area. Who in their right mind would want to live out here? Nick Sanchez tastes were debatable in that sense.
"FBI? I hope they let me in." She pulled up behind a car where a pair of lower-level agents were drinking coffee and waiting on their superiors to conclude their investigation of a discovered body in a crypt below the home itself. Waving at them she revealed her McDonald's bag to show off the golden arches as a telltale sign as to why she was there. Carefully getting out she met one of them halfway. "Good morning! I'm Mindy Biles my husband Clinton is a deputy on duty here. He asked me to bring him breakfast, well, lunch."
"Bring enough for everybody?" The young man chuckled!
"If I'd known I would have been happy to have obliged." She sat her bags on a car trunk and used her cell to call her man. "I'm across the bridge baby. If you can break away long enough to come eat."
"On my way! I'm on the back porch, give me five minutes." Hanging up Clinton who had been standing guard along with Officer Randall Koones patted his new partner on the shoulder. "Hang tight, Randy, I'll share a hash brown with you." Curly Fries! Shit out of luck on those hash browns.
"I'm good, I think I ate the last piece of pizza Nick had delivered last night. Thanks man! Go hug the wife."
"Will do! See you in a few if I don't fall asleep in her arms."
Clinton stepped inside the house and made his way out the front. Randy sighing at a cool morning breeze off of the Atlantic could definitely use a nap himself. With no one near he chose to relieve his bladder off to the right side of the newly built back deck. Easing his pent-up agony, he zipped up and shot glances out into the timber. It was so thick back there it was almost spooky. No, it was the making of a horror movie. Most of the front of the property was cleared and groomed, but the back half was still untouched. The only thing active out there was the chatter of a raccoon and butterflies in flight. It might be beautiful if the sun could pierce the blanket of cypress trees.
"Must be that Hamburglar I hear ole' Dawn Bearpaw was feeding. Probably smells the McDonald's Mindy brought out. Sorry I ate all the McPizza little buddy." A belch and a fart later he remained there yawning. "All clear!" That is until he heard Nick Sanchez talking on his cell.
Stepping down into the grass, at least that much was mowed down up to the timberline, Randy peeked around the side of the house and spotted Maxine Park squatting to pee. Eyes bulging at her tattooed ass cheeks he rubbed his chin. "Daaaamn! That is one fine woman."
With Nick standing with his back to him Koones spotted the homeowner unzip his fly and begin urinating around her. "Ohhh, hell! That fella is one crazy bastard. I hope she doesn't have him arrested for indecency. His property sure, but hell I just rained on his yard myself. She sure doesn't look appalled by his... Christ! His dick is bigger than mine. What's he doing pissing all around her?" Eyes flaring at how brazen Nick's actions were, he listened to his conversation and realized he needed to back off.
Stepping away his left foot bumped into something of substantial weight. Looking down as he caught his balance, he realized he had a furry sidekick. Jumping in step he froze fearing he might be attacked but instead he saw the raccoon simply sitting there looking up at him without any form of bitterness.
"Well, I'll be! I reckon those sonic defenses Sanchez installed aren't as full proof as the installers say. That or you are deaf." Easing away Randy walked slowly back to the deck and up. Resting on the floor of the deck was a sealed pizza box which he plucked up. Opening it he found two sections of uneaten crust. "You're in luck." Tossing the dough down to the ground the raccoon sniffed at it and began eating. "Bon Appetite! You're awful friendly I'll give you that." Deputized! At least it helped against the boredom.
Across the bridge Clinton Biles made his way toward his wife. Seeing her chatting with the two FBI agents he stopped to watch her actions. Was she flirting with them? Not really, but she was on her best behavior in killing time. Before finishing his trek across the bridge, he noticed another car arriving. "What's Britney doing out here?" Good question!
Continuing on he made himself known. Joining the agents, he patted his belly. "Give me those, woman, before I eat you." She responded with a bashful flutter of lashes and passed him the bag. As he sorted through it realizing he had a burger and fries he shrugged over the discrepancy and nodded at the new arrival. "Any reason why Brit is out here?"
"I'm leaving our car here for you. She called me after going to the bank and suggested it so you didn't have to wait on me later if Dolan cuts you loose."
"Good idea! Who's that with Brit?"
"Dolan's daughter Alexis."
"Any reason why she's getting out of the car naked?"
"WHAT?" Mindy whipped around to see Brit walking their way with Ali not far behind but tossing her clothing into Britney's car seat. The agents immediately perked up at the young woman's perfect little body.
"That's the Sheriff's daughter?" Agent Sawyer Wilcox couldn't even blink.
"Let me take care of this before we need to tell her dad." Clinton handed Mindy his burger container. Pointing behind Britney on his way toward her the newest homeowner turned and instantly went pale.
"GET YOUR CLOTHES ON." Britney lost her shit! "RIGHT THIS MINUTE!"
"Free spirit! I told you, Britney." Ali retaliated and dodged her taking off into a run. As big as Clinton was, he couldn't capture her. The agents instead of being in arrest mode actually laughed at the chaotic scene. "FREE AS A BIRD!" Arms extended out as if flying she breezed by the agents and Mindy. "FBI stands for Female Body Inspector. Look at me Boys."
"JAILBIRD IF YOU KEEP THIS UP." Britney gave chase with Clinton. "I AM TIRED OF THIS BABYSITTING CRAP!"
"Hey cuties!" Ali flipped her tongue out at the agents. "Why aren't you guys doing your jobs? Pin me to the ground already."
"THAT'S ENOUGH!" Clinton roared!
"You must be, Bear. Hi, I'm Ali. You can hug me too if you want. You have to catch me first though." Weave! Weave! Dodge! "You know you want to give me a cavity search. I might be hiding a concealed weapon. Not telling you where!" Giggling she was just too fast for any of them. Stopping cold in his tracks Clinton pulled out his cell and made the call.
"Dolan? You better get out here your kid is streaking in front of agents. I can't catch her she's too wiry. Right!" Hanging up Clinton just waved everyone to relax, and he returned to Mindy with a peaceful shrug. Digging into his bag he opened his burger and began eating. Agents Wilcox and Brigham simply ignored her and chatted with both Mindy and Brit. Now both women were batting lashes at the agents. Clinton didn't care.
"So, where are you two headed? Three if you catch blondie there."
"Furniture shopping. I got the keys to the house so Mindy and I are going to Cordoba to see what we can find."
"Nice! I'm ready for bed so get a big cozy king."
"Built for three." Brit giggled! "Oh! They're married. I'm just the girlfriend. Still single if you boys are looking."
"MINE!" Clinton made it clear.
"Scratch that." She giggled! "Taken!"
"You guys are no fun." Ali swooped by and shook her tits at the agents. "Here I am breaking the law and you guys are watching him eat. Eat me darn it!"
"Ignore her! Let her dad deal with the nympho."
"You do know she has to be arrested for this, right?" Agent Neil Brigham sighed. "Cute kid but it is our job. Well, if you're a deputy it's technically yours."
"First day on the job. No uniform yet. Well, no badge neither but I'm on the force. The Sheriff can handle his kid."
