"Nice Jag."
Bobby Black Fox, second in line Elder of the Santee reservation noted as he exited Nodin Merrick's car. A bright red sports car out here in the boondocks seemed out of place so it easily became a magnet for the eyes. His best friend Cordell Dance Among Hail also took interest in the ride. They both loved a good car show.
"CRYMSYN as a vanity. You buy your kid a new car, Nodin?" Cordell asked as he and Newton Waterfall joined them, Newton of course only listening.
"I did not." It concerned him even more now. Was this Cybercock nearby and his daughter not letting him know specifics? It was bad enough that he was still waiting on his henchmen sent to Cordoba to call in and report. Sooner or later, they would have to, punishment forthcoming. Hey, it wasn't their fault their phones were trashed in Airika's swimming pool. Of course, Dr. Freak knew Nodin's number even if his stooges didn't have it memorized, but she wasn't giving it up until they satisfied her. No complaints there. She was almost as insatiable as Alexis Roster. Possibly more! "Can we get down to business as to why we are here?"
"Calm yourself Nodin." Newton Waterfall lightly waved his hand. "My granddaughter is no longer tied out by the bridge." He knew this due to video he deciphered through very good hearing, sent by loyal members of his tribe. His wife Rayna was heartbroken by seeing Lillian covered in the semen of lesser loyal members. While she tried to cope out of love for her granddaughter the sight alone haunted her. Newton was troubled as well, but also knew Lillian would do her own thing no matter what he had to bitch about.
Tribal meeting on short notice Newton was only here because the other elders had their say. Nick Sanchez was disrespecting their leader in chaining Lillian Dawn up and abusing her. While technically, Nodin didn't give a shit, it was his way of stirring up trouble in hopes of getting Newton cast out as tribal elder. He hoped his people would bump up Bobby, so Nodin had an upper hand, Bobby in his pocket. "Let us hear out Mister Sanchez. My granddaughter... is her own person."
"You are leader, Newton. Punish her and reclaim our pride." Nodin insisted.
"Our pride is stable." Newton used his cane to show him the way toward the bridge. Spotting Steeltoe the alligator down in the creek Nodin was tempted to walk Newton right off the side of the bank. Oops! "Come along gentlemen." Not today!
Attracted by the elders Lukas Porcupine rode his lawnmower over and offered Newton a ride. Newton however, smiled and told the boy he needed the exercise. Spotting Nick walking with his daughter Crimson, Nodin grew agitated, Bobby and Cordell calming him in a silent manner. Even if Nick did save his daughter from snakebites Nodin felt threatened by him. His sham of trying to be cordial was fleeting. Nodin just could not like this man Sanchez. He was a threat to his empire. The distance closed quickly.
"Elders!" Nick greeted them, shaking hands with Newton. "Welcome back."
"We're not here to be gracious Sanchez... "
"MERRICK! Enough! I will speak for our people, not you." Newton swatted his cane at him, a shin lightly bruised. Nick smirked over another snakebite of sorts but tried his best to remain respectful in the moment. "Hello, Crimson." How he knew she was there always amazed the girl. It always boiled down to hygiene products and breathing.
"Hello, Mister Waterfall."
"Nodin? Speak with your daughter. Nicky? Walk me over your grounds please."
"Nicky again?"
"Humor me."
"Humor me, then."
"Did you hear the one about the duck and the goose?"
"A joke?"
"You said to humor you."
"A male duck waddled into a gaggle of geese and asked can anyone direct me to the nearest blind?" A blind man joke! "The male goose asked him if he was looking to get shot by a hunter. The duck replied of course not, I may be blind, but I do not need sight to hear them cumming. The ganders beside the male giggled, no wonder we get shot at so often. The duck in response added, I am a wood duck my cane is big, I feel around as I go. The ganders batted their eyes impressed by his admission. The male Goose rolled his eyes and walked away. The ganders offered to show him the blind. The wood duck winked at them and said none are so blind as those who cannot see."
"Was that a joke or a philosophy lesson?"
"They think I do not see them coming for me Nicky." Newton took Nick by his arm whispering. "The punchline ends with... let the blind lead the blind. Do you see now?"
"You're giving me your blessing over Dawn, aren't you?"
"Eye am!" He pointed at his glasses. "They think to get me upset over how you control my granddaughter. I see better than they and I am the blind one here. Lillian worships you Nicky. I trust her judgment. My wife... will get there. Her mother now knows, be prepared. As should Samuel for not telling her."
"I'll deal with it as it comes."
"Said the wood duck."
"Right! Do me a favor and don't go out on the comedy circuit. But again, I know you will DUCK those flying tomatoes."
"I knew I liked you, Nicky. You ever think about planting a garden out here? Lots of room for one."
"I just might. My thumbs aren't green, but I think I might know someone who could deal with the gardening."
"Irene?"
"You really do see through people, don't you?"
"As much as Lukas Porcupine gets premonitions. Thank you for adopting the boy, he needs a father figure."
"I am not his father. Mentor at best. He's a good kid."
"Indeed! Try not to spoil him."
"He's going to work for everything I give him. So will Irene. Trust me."
"I do. The other elders, not so much. Where is my granddaughter now that she is not hanging covered in tribal offerings?"
"Basement of the house. I have her and Midnight digging a hole to bury a treasure chest I bought at an antique store in town. Now you know where the X is."
"Ah! Out of respect for the original owner of the Shoals?"
"Maybe! Did I tell you that when I bought that trunk, I found a human skull inside it?"
"You did not. That must have been unnerving."
"I've seen way too many skulls in my lifetime Newton. It was only one more added to the mountain. I've been considering doing a DNA test on it once I have everything ironed out here. In another week, providing you don't pull out my workforce, I can move in here permanently. One thing at a time."
"Are you certain you wish to know who it might belong to? Trouble may rise should it be someone of importance."
"Suggesting I leave it buried?"
"No! Curiosity will kill the cat. You are a very big cat I believe your nine lives will keep you safe."
"Way, I see it, someone out there might be missing a loved one. If I can offer closure... " He fell silent. "So, how do you plan on keeping peace?"
"The historical society that Lillian said you offered to build on the REZ. Our people may be proud but if my granddaughter wishes to honor us, even after disrespecting herself and her family, they will turn the other cheek. Many respect my wisdom if not my faults."
"Lillian WILL run that society naked Newton. I forbid clothing once she returns from Charleston. She will be living here and only driving to the REZ society each day and back. I will ask you to back me as much as I back you."
"My guardian angel?"
"If it comes to that."
"I have not had time to speak to the elders about the historical society project. Families with children will object to Lillian's lack of attire. Perhaps... a compromise?"
"Fine! I'll let her hold two huge eagle feathers over her frontal when children are around. Naked behind those feathers. Adults see it all. Do not pressure me for more or the Society closes before it breaks ground."
"You are a hard man, Nicky."
"As should be the visitors to that Society. Bearpaw should be seen for her beauty, not hidden behind any veils."
"Convince my daughter when she meets you. She can be hardheaded."
"Sam said their anniversary is coming. He and my whore went shopping recently for that occasion. I paid him well in advance to buy something nice."