"Ugh!" said Kate, as she slammed the car door shut. She looked across at Carrie, who was settling herself down in the front passenger seat. "That really was .... Ugh!"
Carrie made a face. "Long live the patriarchy!" she laughed. "The patronising bastard!"
"It took all my self-control to stop me kneeing him in the balls as we were leaving. All that stuff about how he would only use us for female staff because he couldn't trust our ability to interview male employees properly!"
Carrie made an effort to calm herself down. "Never mind, love. We got what we came for. Isabella and Carmen will both get six months of guaranteed work, at decent rates of pay."
"And he didn't notice the sexual harassment clause in our contract, which authorises us to use an all-female arbitration panel."
"He's in for a shock if he lets his hands wander at the wrong time."
"It's all good," concluded Kate, as she turned the ignition key. "Now, what's the next item on the agenda."
"Skivvy," said Carrie. "We really need to get some kit if we're going to do him justice. Your riding crop is too much, and a clothes brush lacks ... I don't know ... class?"
"Kimbills should be able to help, don't you think?" Kate suggested, referring to the emporium where they bought the variety of sex toys and lubricants with which they brightened their time in bed together.
"Kim's a good sort," Carrie agreed. "Let's try her, rather than go online."
The shop was in a lane off the High Street, hiding behind a discreet frosted glass storefront which was designed -- at the insistence of the prudes who ran the local council -- to hide the nature of the goods on sale. Kate and Carrie marched briskly into the shop, where they were greeted warmly by both the owners, Kim and Bill, an androgynous couple whose matter-of-fact approach to the mind-boggling variety of sexual tastes of their clientele had made them a permanent fixture in the town for the past fifteen years.
"Good morning ladies," Kim smiled. She waited for them to tell her what they wanted. Her years in the business had taught her not to prompt their customers. Bill, having smiled politely, disappeared into the storeroom at the back of the shop.
Kate and Carrie looked at each other, not sure who should be the spokesperson. Finally, Kate took the initiative.
"You do sell canes, and paddles, don't you Kim?"
"We do indeed, my dear," Kim replied. She had had long, intimate conversations with both Kate and Carrie before selling them the lubricants, vibrators and dildos which they used, and viewed them more as friends than as customers. "We've got a wide selection. Some just playful, others quite severe."
"Oh severe, I think," said Carrie.
Kim smiled. "Who's been naughty then?" she asked with comic archness.
"It's a long story," Kate replied.
"I've got the time," Kim assured her. "It's usually quiet on a Saturday morning, so if you want to..."
Kate and Carrie told her about Toby, how he eavesdropped on their conversation, and volunteered to be their skivvy if they spanked his bottom every day. "I know it's bloody weird," Carrie concluded, "but we've used Kate's riding crop on him, hard, and he still wants to stay with us, so we thought we should get some stuff that's designed to treat him the way he wants to be treated."
"It's not as weird as you think, love," Kim assured her. "If a person has an overwhelming need to submit and be punished, they have little alternative but to approach someone who they think might be suitable. Our society frowns on people who beat other people, so people who would be happy to punish are reluctant to go public about it. And society pities, or worse, treats with contempt, people whom they call masochists, so your Skivvy was very brave to take the chance of asking you, and you've been very adventurous in taking him up on his offer, even though you are embarrassed by the thought that you might enjoy doing so. We went through something similar. I'll show you." She raised her voice. "Bill," she called out.
Her partner hurried back from the storeroom. Like Kim, he was in his early fifties, but while she was tall, broad-shouldered and muscular, he was short, slim and rather effeminate. "Yes dear," he murmured.
"These ladies are in the market for implements to warm a man's bottom," she told him. "What would you recommend?"
"Well, I suppose the basic tool would be a good leather paddle," Bill suggested. "And a schoolmaster's cane if you wanted something that hurt a lot more."
"Is that what you had in mind ladies?" Kim asked. "Or would you like more variety?"
"What about straps?" Kate asked, looking at a couple of tawses displayed in a cabinet at the back of the shop.
"A good alternative to the cane, miss," Bill replied. "Tawses come in various weights and lengths, and then you have solid straps like the ones they used to use in old-fashioned prisons in the southern US states, some with holes in them, others solid."
"We don't have all of them in stock, do we Bill?" Kim frowned.
"No dear, but we've got a supplier who will make up what these ladies would like within a week."
"Golly, it's all pretty overwhelming," murmured Carrie.
"Well, we don't have to buy all of them, do we?" Kate argued. "The question is, how much will they hurt, and how much do we want them to hurt?"
"What's this Skivvy of yours like?" Kim enquired. "Is he some sort of hunk who you'd find hard to hurt?"
Carrie shook her head. "No." She looked at Bill. "He's more your size and shape. But younger."
Kim looked at Bill. He gave a slight nod.
"For customers like you, we could let you try before you buy," she suggested.
"You mean take a lot of these things back with us, and bring back the ones we don't want?" Carrie asked.
Kim shook her head. "I was just going to offer Bill's bottom for you to test a few of the items we have."
"You're kidding!" laughed Kate.
"Not at all," Kim assured her. "I wasn't joking when I said that there was nothing weird about men wanting to be punished. I went into business more than twenty years ago, and Bill was my first employee. He was sloppy then, and I was going to fire him. He begged me not to and offered to take a good thrashing for every fault that I found. Once he had convinced me that he was sincere, I took him up on his offer. We became partners five years later. He's been getting regular hidings all this time, and he's just about due one now."
"Well, that's certainly a level of customer service I never expected!" Carrie cried.
"We aim to please," Kim replied. "And Bill could use a bit of variety, especially from folks like you, who have no sexual interest in him."
"What about you Bill?" Kate asked him. "How do you feel about being volunteered like this?"
"I have to say I'm honoured to be of service," He replied, casting a glance at Kim. "Especially since I dare not go against Kim's wishes."
"I've been planning to make sitting difficult for him," Kim explained as she went to the shop door, locked it, and stuck up a sign saying, "Closed For Lunch". "So what he doesn't get from you two, he'll be getting from me this evening."
She led the way through the back of the shop, up to the flat on the first floor where she and Bill lived.
"You know, we're not doing this for the first time," she explained, as Kate and Carrie followed her up the stairs, with Bill trailing behind them. "Of course, most people buy one or two paddles or canes just for show, or to add a bit of spice to their sex, but a few people want to take it to another level, and we're happy to help."
"How did you get to know so much about ... you know...?" Carrie asked awkwardly, unsure of how to pose the question.
"Kinky sex?" Kim laughed. "We're both bisexual, so we're in tune with our customers' needs, which is why we've stayed in business, in spite of the internet. We just read up on most of the other stuff so that we sound as though we know what we're talking about, but when it comes to corporal punishment, we're hands on!"
"Surely, there can't be too many women who've come to you like we have?" Kate demanded.
"Not with your precise story. Most of our customers for this sort of thing are men, buying stuff to use on their partners, male or female, or to get their partners to use on them. But there have been women who've been talked into dominating their husbands or boyfriends, and I'm quite happy to chat to them about the role of the cane in a Female Led Relationship."
While talking, they entered the living room, a snug space with a three-piece suite and a television. Bill popped into an adjoining room and reappeared clutching a collection of implements.
"These are the stuff we have in stock," he explained.
Kim took one of the implements from him. It was a black leather paddle with an oval blade. She showed it to her two customers. "A basic spanking tool," she explained quite unnecessarily. "Who would like to try it out?"
Carrie took it from her and looked at Bill. "How do you want me to use it on you?"
"Oh that will never do!" Kim expostulated. "You're in charge, so you tell him what you want. Why don't you sit on the sofa, and call him over, and tell him -- tell him, mind, not ask him -- what to do."
Carrie settled herself awkwardly on the sofa. Bill stood in front of her.
"Now you don't want to waste your time smacking the seat of his pants, do you?" Kim demanded. "Tell him to drop his pants and get his bum bare!"
"You heard the lady," Carrie told Bill. "Now do it!"
It was then that they noticed what Bill was wearing.
"Dungarees!" Kate murmured. "How agricultural!"
"But very practical," Kim assured her. "Rapid access to the target area."
Bill demonstrated what his partner meant. He unfastened the two buttons attaching the bib of his garment to their retaining straps, and it quickly slid down to his ankles. He was not wearing underpants, so he was virtually naked down from the hem of his tee shirt. Virtually naked, except for the stainless-steel chastity device which now caught their visitors' attention.
"Can we get one of those as well?" Kate wanted to know, pointing at Bill's groin. "Skivvy does tend to waggle his about in our faces quite a lot."