Being in a relationship with me means hearing these words every few months, "get your ass in the back seat, get your clothes off, and don't speak unless you are spoken to", and then once nude, "start without me." It's always playful; the first time I did it I wasn't playing, I was irritated.
Her name was Marsha, we had been dating in a D/s-in-the-bedroom relationship for over two years and we had just broken up. We were young and stupid and our relationship was full of drama with plenty of public displays of both passionate affection and heated disagreement. We were having regular broken-up sex at this point, which we would fuck and then ten minutes later be mad and all the other trappings of silly, young-adult relationships.
During this broken-up-but-still-fucking period she decided to go to my house and destroy my Latoya Jackson Playboy issue (ironically, Marsha was built somewhat like Latoya). I rarely bought nudie magazines, Latoya was only the second one ever. I was furious. At the time Marsha moved in with a relative of her adoptive parents about 20 minutes away; that day she got a ride into Pasadena (where I lived) from her friend, she went to my place when I wasn't there, went into my room, and destroyed the magazine, then went back to her friend's house, and since she didn't have her car with her needed a ride home. I think she planned to be stuck on purpose so that she could call me and ask for a ride. She had to have known I was going to be upset when she called.
"Were you at my house today?" I asked. There was only silence, and more silence. "Are you at Angela's?" This was before mobile phones were affordable, we were both on landlines.
"Yes."
Steely, "I'll be there in a few minutes, I don't want to have to come in." I hung up the phone.
When I got there, she's standing outside, arms crossed like she's going to be giving me a cold shoulder. I pulled up, but instead of unlocking the door so she could get in, I got out and walked around the back of the car; I could see she's visibly nervous about what I'm doing. I opened the back passenger side door, and with quiet strictness, "get your ass in the back seat, get your clothes off, and don't speak unless you are spoken to."
After a long beat she complied, silently; she got in the back seat, I closed the door, walked back around, got in the driver's seat, and looked at her in the rear view mirror. Her mouth was slightly open as we made eye contact, not in a sexy Marilyn Monroe way, rather in a way that indicated she's making a decision. We held the eye contact for some seconds before she looked away and started to disrobe (I don't even remember what she was wearing, jeans I think). I drove away slowly. About the time I entered the 210 East she looked up at me through the mirror saying, "I'm naked."
"Start masturbating." I'm sure that's not what she expected, but she hesitantly complied.