Margaret had summoned her two ex-sisters-in-law for a summit.
"I have an idea," she said, "one that may make all of us happy."
Barbara and Fay just looked at each other.
"I want to put Ray in his place once and for all. I know you two are his sisters, but I don't think you like him any more than I do. He divorced me after taking up with some gold-digging young slut and I know he cheated you two out of your shares of the family business. I figure he's got it coming."
"Depends on the plan," Fay said. "I don't want to waste my time on something lame."
Barbara agreed with her. So, Margaret laid out her plan and the squeals of laughter that she received confirmed their cooperation.
A few days later, Margaret called her ex-husband and invited him over. He was wary at first.
"Why do you want me to come over?" he asked.
"Welllll, I thought maybe we could have some 'ex sex' if you know what I mean," she purred into the phone. "'I'm feeling the need' if you know what I mean."
"I can be there in ten minutes," he said.
When he got there, they immediately began to make out as soon as he walked through the door.
"Do you still like kinky?" she asked.
"Oh, yeah, baby! What have you got in mind?"
She took him to the bedroom and showed him a free-standing square rig that was made up of steel pipes and had cuffs attached to it. "I was thinking that I could rock your world with my new toy."
"I love bondage!" he said.
Margaret cuffed him securely and began to tease him a little by rubbing her hand over the crotch of his pants. He was definitely turned on. She smiled at him and then said, "Okay, he's ready, come on out."
He had a look of absolute horror when his two younger sisters (Fay, 32 and Barbara, 29) came out of the bathroom. The fact that they both had big smiles on their faces did nothing to make him feel better.
"What's going on here?" he asked in a panic-sounding voice. "Let me go! Let me go!"
Fay walked up and put her hand on his face. "Dear brother, I think we want to have some fun with you first!"
Barbara took a pair of scissors and walked up to him. He was wearing a t-shirt, jeans, and sneakers. She began to cut off his t-shirt.
"You know," she said to no one in particular, "I've always wondered what he's got down there."
"Look, we can work something out," he said. "We could make a deal."
"I think the time for deal-making is over," Fay said.
As Margaret began to unsnap his jeans, he begged her, "Please don't pull my pants down in front of my sisters! Please, I'm begging you!"
Margaret just laughed as she slowly unzipped him and lowered his jeans around his ankles. He was wearing red and white striped boxers and he was shaking.
"Ready for the unveiling?" Margaret asked.
"Please, no!" he said.
On the count of three, Margaret slowly pulled his shorts down. Fay and Barbara started laughing hysterically.
"Look at that teenie weenie!" Barbara said. "I had no idea it was so tiny! How did you stay married to him?"
Margaret said, "It wasn't easy."
Fay said, "It looks so sad and wilted. Who's got the razor?"