Salutations, ladies and gentlemen. Samuel X here. Yes, it's me. Your favorite Trickster. The one you absolutely love to hate. Got one hell of a story for you today, ladies and gentlemen. It boggles the mind how ignorant modern-day North Americans, Europeans and Westerners in general are when it comes to modern-day Africa. Take the Republic of Nigeria for example. It's a very beautiful, very promising West African nation with a vibrant economy, home to a fascinating people and tons of resources.
If you were to visit the business district of metropolitan Lagos, Capital of Nigeria, you'd be quite simply amazed. Instead of the mud huts and ruins that reporters from Fox News and CNN would have you believe, you'll see tall buildings, modern-looking highways and the type of infrastructure that will have you swear you're in Toronto or New York City. Well, this is where you'd be wrong. You're in West Africa, bozos. As in the very heart of the Africa they never show you.
Stop believing the bullshit you see on TV about the continent of Africa being full of skinny, starving people, violence and poverty. Modern-day Africa is beautiful and has a bright future. Also, it might surprise you to know that the people of Africa can't be classified as unruly savages, religious creeps or grinning, innocent and clueless simpletons. No, they're normal men and women, with all of the attending complexities.
With that being said, I'd like to invite you to a story. A tale about one evening in the private lives of three Nigerian-Canadians living in the City of Barrhaven, Ontario. Natalie Oshun-Adewale is a young black woman of Nigerian descent trying to spice up her marriage after it's fallen into a slump. The revelation of her husband Dalton Adewale's bisexuality was a bit of a shocker, to be fair, but Natalie is dealing with it in her own way.
You see, ladies and gentlemen, Natalie Oshun-Adewale is a woman with a secret. While her husband Dalton was exploring his, ahem, manly desires, she was exploring a wholly different side to herself. Natalie is very much into BDSM, and has been exploring the realm of female domination and male submission. In this seductive and dangerous world, she is known as Mistress Yoruba. Natalie recently revealed this to her husband Dalton, and they've decided to "help each other out", so to speak.