Call me Professor. Madeline does; everyone does. I'm retired now, so I'm not really a professor any more, but I've been called that for so many years that I don't even think about correcting the youngsters when they use that salutation.
I was manning the desk as a volunteer for the free, walk-in tutoring clinic over at the student union when she first approached me. I watched her march towards me with her arms folded across an eight-hundred page text book pressed tightly onto her breasts about nipple high. My eyes drilled directly through all eight-hundred pages and stopped at what I was certain must be two hardened nipple-buds beneath her thin tank top.
"I need help with this trigonometry stuff," she said, "but I can't even begin to talk about it here." She brushed a dangling lock of hair back away from her puffed-up eyes and stood with her clenched left fist folded back against her hip.
"And why is that," I said. "I mean I understand why you might need help with trigonometry, but why can't we talk about it here at the walk-in facility?"
"It's my boyfriend, Professor. I gave him the brush off last week but he just isn't getting the message. I told him, look, I'm at my peak right now and I've got to experience as much of life as possible before it passes me by. You know what I mean Professor?"
Did I know what she meant? She was an eighteen year old college coed on a campus full of horny men. She had the body of a pubescent pole dancer and the mouth of a blow-up fuck-me-doll and she was worried that life was going to pass her by.
"Yes, I understand completely," I said, "what do you suggest?"
Her eyes focused on the toes of her left tennis-shoe as she ground it into the linoleum floor tile. "Well," she said, "my aunt has a house just off campus and she lets me study there in the afternoons. She's never around because she works the day shift at the hospital and it would be very private and quiet there."
What could I say? I knew this was going to lead to trouble but hey, I was the guy whose life was passing him by - I had to go for it. I grabbed my wrist to check my pulse and felt my chest tighten. "OK," was my suave, debonair response.
She grinned as she set down the folded note with her address on it. "One o'clock tomorrow afternoon," she said.
My mouth gaped open as I watched her twirl and march briskly back out of the room. I couldn't keep my leering eyes from following her haunches as they swayed hypnotically, left, right, left, right, and out the door. What had I gotten myself into I wondered.
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It took only six sessions to get to the point we're at now. I know, it sounds like a long time but really, in the total scheme of things, what are six little weeks.
"Are you ready, Professor?" Madeline asks.
Ready? Are you kidding. I've been ready all day. I've been ready since I almost tossed off a wet dream this morning when I woke up to find my cat licking my face. I've been ready since ten minutes after our last session ended a week ago. Am I ready? Of course I'm ready!
"No, I'm not quite ready, could I have a minute, please?"
"Of course, Professor, we don't want to begin until we've established the proper framework, do we," she says.
Framework? You come over here and bend over this table and flip up your pretty, pleated, school-girl skirt and show me those pink panties and that perfect, peach shaped butt and then we can talk about proper frameworks. How does that sound miss goody-two-shoes.
"Right, Miss Madeline," I say. "Thank you for your patience - we both know how important it is to begin in the proper framework."
"Absolutely, Professor. We've come a long way in just six short sessions. I'm so proud of us. But we really need to get started soon. My aunt will be home in less than three hours and you know how long it took us last time."
"I know," I say, "but that was because we took a break in the middle of our session and had a glass of wine on the back porch and then came back to finish."
"That's exactly right, Professor," she says, "and I have every reason to believe that we will be needing a similar break again this week. I mean really Professor, the sessions are getting quite intense and you no longer possess the stamina of a younger man."
"Thank you for pointing that out Miss Madeline. All right, I'm ready now!"
"Good for you, Professor, and such enthusiasm. My goodness! I'll begin as soon as you ask for the first two."
Ask? I hate having to ask. Why can't she just give them to me? It's so embarrassing, so humiliating to have to ask a young college coed to spank your ass.
"Please Miss Madeline, may I have two of your best."
"Well, that's a beginning Professor, but you know that's not how we talked about it. Full verbalization, Professor, you know how important that is. Two nice swift ones, then please try again."
She grins as she swings the leather slapper with full force: a forehand and a backhand. She wants me to try again, that's what she says, but I know what she really wants. She wants me to embarrass myself; to humiliate myself by freely confessing my most shameful intimate behaviors.
"I'm a compulsive masturbator," I say, "I should be spanked for lacking the self discipline to control my nasty urges."
"That's better Professor, but you know those aren't the words you've been taught to use. Six more, then try again please."