So, Shoeblossom...
I think I wrote a complicated letter to you once about my unfortunate hubby, "Connie the Tranny" when we were living in Bridgeport, Connecticut, but since we've moved to the redneck capital of the world, more interesting stuff has happened. I decided to tape a recent conversation we had when I was giving Conrad his weekly tease...
Inessa K.
"Oh, Conrad, why are you crying?"
"I just-Inessa, I spent the day working in the yard, and then I re-grouted the bath-tub, and it's my only day off, and I did it for you."
"Yes, that's right. I love it that you did that for me, and you took me to a lovely dinner, that foe de gras. I really enjoyed having the day to sit by the pool."
"Right, and I gave you a nice backrub when we got home."
"The massage class you took was wonderful, Conrad. You've learned a lot."
"And I think I took my punishments well tonight."
"Well, Conrad,you cried like a little bitch when I applied the fiberglass cane, but I guess I can understand that. I wish I could mete out punishments during the week, as things happen, but the kids are with their father only on the weekend, so I have to, you know--"
"N-no I understand that."
"Right. You're a lovely man, but you forget to pick up dry cleaning, and don't change the linen, and you lost your car keys and had to use mine."
"Those things happen,honey."
"Not as much when I give you forty with the fiberglass, and it always makes me laugh when you dance. Not as much as when Anwar was shooting at you this afternoon with my son's air rifle."
"Well, those BBs hurt, and I was naked, mowing the grass."
"Yes. That was something else. But you were a gracious host, and made us Mojitos and were very good about letting Anwar come with us for dinner, even though it's date night."
"Of course. But now--"
"What's wrong, honey? I secured you and gave you a nice little tease, and now I'm just locking you back up again, so I can go meet Anwar at the Craven Haven at midnight."
"But--"
"You have to go to bed early, Conrad. You're junior warden at church tomorrow, and a deacon besides."
"Yes, but I'm upset because--couldn't you let me cum?"
"Conrad, do we have to go through that again?"
"But--I did everything you wanted. I even kissed Anwar's feet and let him tap his cigarette ash in my mouth when we dropped him off at the bar on the way home."
"Yes. You're a good little submissive, Conrad. But remember, you're not doing that for a reward. You are supposed to view your slavery as a reward in and of itself."
"That's just--"
"Oh, are you going to cry again, like a little bitch? Do I have to get the fiberglass cane and turn you over before I unlock you and leave some welts on your butt?"
"No, please, not that."
"Or maybe I could just whip your penis before I lock you back up , that might calm you down a bit."
"No, no, I understand (sob) I'd like to be locked up now, please."
"That's a good boy. It's only been 53 days."