Dear Shoeblossom:
I am a member and Substitute Treasurer of the Keeplock Club, a select group of women who keep their husbands and significant others in chastity belts. Our oldest member is seventy-eight, the youngest, a college junior. It's a constant vigilance, and I thought you might find it interesting, as your column discusses much of this.
On Wednesday morning I was drinking coffee, and trying to find a three letter word for "garbage" for the crossword. The word, incidentally is "orts". Can you imagine? The doorbell buzzed, and I opened it, and Claudine Claricoate was there, with her husband Boland. Claudine and Boland are nice people, but a bit younger than Archibald and I...but we're all Keeplock members!
"Claudine, Boland...how are you both!" I smiled. "Come in and have some coffee and rolls."
"Nettie, I've got a problem. Apparently when I was playing bridge with the girls, Boland sneaked home from work and made a copy of his chastity device key." Claudine is a cute blond with a button nose, but she didn't look too cheery this afternoon. "He's been sneaking orgasms for weeks now."
Boland blushed, then grew angry. "Damn it, Claudine, this isn't anyone else's business. I'm sorry we're bothering you with this nonsense, Mrs. Fomorowski. " Boland is certainly a tempestuous young man. He put his adorable hands into fists at the kitchen table. Men are so funny, aren't they?
Claudine looked calmly at Boland. "Boland, you wanted me to put you in chastity. We made an agreement that you wouldn't try to break into the belt. If you don't want to be in chastity, that's fine, but if we do it, we do it MY way, and you are due for punishment."
Boland looked at his clenched fists. "I-I love being your slave, Claudine. If you want to give me a whipping, I understand. If you want to whip me in front of Nettie Fomorowski, to humiliate me, I can deal with that, too." Claudine and I exchanged an amused glance. It's always funny when the sub wants to choose his punishment, isn't it?
Ignoring Boland, Claudine looked at me, her red nails toying with my saltshaker. "I've tried whipping and torturing Boland when he did this before, but it's not really working—he enjoys punishment too much, or possibly he has something of an incredible tolerance for pain, I'm not sure."
I thought about it. "Well, at the last Keeplock party, you did give him about twenty-six strokes from the bullwhip before he began crying like a baby." Boland blushed.
"I really want to punish Boland, I want to humiliate him." Claudine said earnestly. "I think what would really teach him a lesson, to give up the conniving for extra orgasms, for buying porn, would be to force him to suck another slave's cock."
I am not sure who was more horrified, me, or Boland. We both were slack jawed as Claudine continued. "I was wondering...perhaps your husband would enjoy having Boland suck HIM off? We owe you both so much for assisting us, and it might be good for bringing Boland down a little bit."
Boland shook with fear and rage. "Are you mad? Archibald and I are in the Rotary together. We go to the same Superbowl party!! I can't-can't suck his penis!" Boland got up and began pacing around the kitchen, looking angry. Claudine rolled her eyes at me, and I ate a bit more of my roll. Cinnamon is wonderful, and they tell me it's low calorie, but I know this is nonsense.
"Well, Claudine, if that's what you want, I'll ask Archibald if he wants an extra orgasm this month. That would be the way to sell it, dear. He's quite heterosexual, as I suspect Boland is as well. It doesn't seem like a pleasant proposition for either of them."
Boland mumbled and cursed, and paced, and finally Claudine ordered him to strip and kneel in silence. This is a good pose for a Keeplock husband to learn. It teaches them that argument is futile, and that they must be good boys.
As Boland knelt there, he began crying softly, and Claudine winked at me. Coming close to my ear she whispered. "Do you think he's learned his lesson? Or should I really make him suck Archibald's cock?"
"Tell him he gets a break this time, dear, but really, you must find a safe place for your keys." I whispered back. "Men are like jackals, or perhaps vultures...they can't be trusted.
And we both laughed.
Yes, my husband Archibald and I have certainly enjoyed your letters, and your brief "advice" that you give various bondage and discipline enthusiasts is encouraging. Archibald is my chastity slave, and we would not normally be in need of advice, but I wanted to let your readers know that chastity training truly is building character in many men that I know here in the city of Sherier Place!
Archibald thinks it's silly to write you—he is a traditional Midwesterner, and is afraid that I am airing our dirty laundry, along with letting you know how progressive our town has become in the area of sexual domination. Ordinarily, I would agree with him, but I am amazed at the lack of character of men I see on television, the lack of control.
I remember when Archibald and I were watching the Kathleen Willey interview, the poor woman who was groped by President Clinton...and then of course the insane slut Monica Lewinsky. Think how much better off the country might have been if Hillary had kept Bill in chastity! And it's done wonders for other family members as well.
My brother Gator asked me to dominate him after college. Gator, so called because he won a Jimmy Carter infant look-alike contest in 1978 also is in chastity, and when he and his wife divorced, she sent me his keys. "He just is too immature to be left with his dick to manipulate alone" she told me.
When Gator came to see me, he was livid. He actually didn't know until I told him that Fiorella had sent me the keys. "Mom, that's ridiculous...outrageous. You have to give me the keys. I'm—I'm not dating anyone right now, much less in a femdom relationship, so the whole thing is moot."
"Dear brother, you know I always care about your wishes...indeed I've always put you first, but I've always noticed that you have a disturbing trend when you're dating. In high school and college, you constantly exploited young women, they were always calling the house crying.
Archie Jr. had a lovely fiancée until he caught you in the back of our Celica with her, and it's been how many—two marriages? Obviously you need a halt. Certainly I can't compel you to keep the chastity device on, but you did tell me you want to move in with us because the child support will be so prohibitive (two marriages, three children, alas) and your father wants to charge you a nominal rent, but I'm willing to overlook that if you'll follow just a few rules, including a curfew drug urine tests and my holding on to your keys for a while."
Poor Gator didn't know what to do. He is not an over- bright man, and it was only my husband's connections that got him the position he has selling farm equipment. He finally nodded, and I told him to take off his clothes and meet me in the bedroom.
I bound Gator's hands behind his back and took the chastity device off, just I do his Dad's, to check for excess hair and then I bathed his crotch area briefly before locking it back on again. Gator made an unfortunate remark about his privacy issues, so then I turned him over on the bed, taking my wooden spoon out of my apron.
It works as well on his bare bottom at age thirty-one as it did when he was six! Gator is a natural crybaby and was weeping and snuffling along, and so I sent him to the corner for a bit, and then made him copy out five pages of Webster's Dictionary.
I gave him another belt-whipping that night, after finding an unfortunate video in his room, and then there were no real problems during the next eight months, during which I allowed Gator to masturbate three times. Finally he began courting Cidette, a lovely girl that he met at a Keeplock dance, and they have been married for nearly a year now.
My second cousin, Ivar was having a quite a time with his temper, and a few years ago, his wife and I worked out quite a pleasant arrangement. They live in North Dakota, and Christabel put Ivar in chastity, and sent the keys to me. Four times a year Ivar comes through Sherier Place on business, and he stays with us! If Christabel's e-mails about Ivar have been positive, then he qualifies for a possible spurt and I put him through "hurdles".
One of my favorites is assignments that I've sent him back home, like memorizing Susan B. Anthony's speeches, and quizzing him on them. Then there are the more physically rigorous ones. Ivar is a homophobe, so I've mailed him dildos in various sizes to try sucking, and he's graduated to some big ones!
One night during his visits, I take him to Geppetto's, a tranny bar in downtown Sherier. The "girls" are usually playing bezique around a table in the center of the room, and Ivar must go under each of their skirts and use his mouth to maximum advantage. After my cross-dressing friends are all cooing in delight, I let Ivar get up again, though usually his eyes are filled with tears.
Sometimes I make Ivar dress as a ladyboy himself, and have him try to pick up a normal man at a bar. Ivar is quite handsome, and pretty as a woman, very slim, that sort of thing. Often the smallest men are the most abusive to women, and I pay Ivar out for his past treatment of poor Christabel by having him flounce around in the different meat markets here in town, though as of yet he's not had to go home with anyone...I just make him get their phone numbers!
You must imagine that Ivar is quite desperate to go through this sort of thing. And of course, he is. He's orgasm-less for all but four days out of the year, and we don't even milk him from behind to reduce the pressure on his prostate. It's just hoped that when he has his four orgasms, they shoot out all the necessary semen.
Think of it! Ivar is sex-free, and he also must perform orally on Christabel, who has a much higher sex drive than I've ever had, and also he sucks her lovers, which is rather unpleasant for him. But then before we locked Ivar up, he was quite the tomcat, so I can't be too distressed over this.
Bronislaw, Archibald's gay brother is also kept in chastity by his lover, and so when it comes time to give Ivar his orgasm, I generally have Ivar and Bronislaw jack each other off...rather a ruined orgasm for poor homophobe Ivar...but, we do what we do!
Then Ivar is locked back up, and sent back to Christabel in North Dakota, to await another four months before it's his turn to "qualify" again! When Ivar fails to impress me, I send him home orgasm-free, and that is even more saddening to the poor thing, but so far he's only failed twice, and that in eleven years!
Thaddeus Newland is not a relative, but he might as well be. Thad went to high school with my husband, and his son, Thaddeus Junior, (called, amusingly, Tad) married my middle girl. Thad and his wife, Muriel initiated us into the Keeplocks back in 1980, and so you can tell how far the intimacy goes.