Dear Shoeblossom--
Just a little interracial "Taped Confession" for your hungry eyes!
Love, Lyric Gibbons
"That was just incomprehensibly weird, Lyric."
"Marybeth, you are so conservative. You seemed to be laughing."
"Well, sure. Two guys jerking off in a race to finish, and when the first one wins, they both get locked in those little crotch things."
"That's right. And Tyrus lost, and he was so bummed because he gets a chance once a month to shoot his load, but he has to win the whack-off race with Hadley. "
"The whack-off race. You are so creative, Lyric."
"See, whoever wins the race, he gets to cum, and he is locked up, and the loser gets locked up too, but for another month."
"Wait, they both get locked for a month, right?"
"Yes. But since Hadley got to cum, he got some relief, so his month won't be as arduous as Tyrus, who didn't get to squirt, and ALSO is back in chastity."
"So, it's like, Hadley has one month without an orgasm, and Ty, de facto, has two months."
"Actually three now, because he lost the race last month as well. That's why he burst into tears like a little bitch."
"Oh, Lyric, you should give poor Ty a break. You are so nasty to him. I mean, over that bathroom thing?"
"That was FUNNY, Marybeth! Tyrus wet his pants at work because all the stalls were full and he can't use the urinals. He can't stand up to pee, because he's in the belt and only real men stand up to pee."
"But that's so strange, since Tyrus is a police sergeant."
"Right. My brother is a big, black, police sergeant and it's a secret that he's secretly a chaste fairy princess. Hadley, who is short, chubby and white as the driven snow, is more obviously a pansy."
"But they're not gay, right?"
"Well, no. Although one of the who-orgasms-first races we did was, I made them sixty-nine each other, and as soon as Hadley swallowed something, I stopped it, because I knew he'd won, and I locked Tyrus back up."
"Hadley wins a lot, I guess."
"Yup. And before I locked him in the belt, he was a premature ejaculator, but that's a whole 'nother story."
"And you and Tyrus are twins?"
"Triplets, actually. My sister LeJeune lives in Chicago. She left Vermont right after high school."
"Here in Rutland?"
"No, we grew up in Burlington, but Tyrus and I moved here in our mid twenties, after Mom passed."
"Was Ty a cop then?"
"No, Tyrus was a little shit, and after he got out of prison for the second time, when we were about nineteen, Mom told him that his posturing, "Thug Life" days were over. She gave me permission to do my worst."
"Shit, what's that mean?"