Dear Shoeblossom:
I've always known I was a bad boy. My Mother used to get so mad at me...she'd want me to spend time with my sisters, and help polish the silverware...she'd shake her head because I didn't want to play with paper dolls...I wanted to be like my macho father.
Mother had strawberry blonde hair in a bouffant hairdo, and what they used to call a Rubenesque figure. When she heard me say "Fuck" over the phone to a classmate, she knew that I was doing the evil adolescent morph into manhood, and it enraged her. "Pontifex, you are getting the Treatment now!"
The Treatment terrified me, even the memory of it now does! I had to get out of my baseball shirt and my Sears Roebuck Toughskins jeans, and put on a frilly pink pair of panties, and bend over my parents Jacuzzi. (They were very Seventies) Mother snapped a pair of Victor rat-traps on my nipples and pulled down my panties in front of my laughing sisters, ordering me to stick my head in the water of the bubbling water of the hot tub.
I was so used to this...I held my breath, and stuck my head under the water, and braced myself for what was coming. WHACK! I didn't hear it but I felt it, Mother using Dad's razor strop across my bare, defenseless buttocks. I had to keep my head under the hot, steamy water as long as I could. Mother had been giving me this treatment since I was five, and I had lots of practice!
But then she whacked a bit too hard, hitting my scrotum, and I gasped, and of course my lungs filled with nasty hot tub water, and I came up, coughing and spitting. Mother grabbed my hair and brought me away from the Jacuzzi, slapping my face so hard that I was dizzy. "Get your head back under that water, you have a foul mouth, and it will cleanse you!"
It was really amazing how much control I had over holding my breath. I was a champion swimmer and captain of the diving team in high school and college, and almost made it to the Olympics, despite being in the Navy...I was no Mark Spitz, but knowing how to hold my breath under pressure was certainly one of those adversity-builds-character experiences.
I'd endure as many lashes as I could from the heavy razor strop (Mother didn't stop till she saw blood) and the more I held my breath in the Jacuzzi, the calmer Mother got. I was quite lucky not to drown, but hey, it built character, and today I am a decorated naval officer, and that's something to be proud of, right?
I got to the point, before I graduated from high school (I lived at a military academy but had many painful home visits) that I could keep my breath held even when Mother would grab my balls in the middle of a painful whipping and SQUEEZE. It was really quite an experience! I became a tough guy!
My sister Hyacinth told me once that watching me get my whipping was a strange experience. "You'd have your panties down, and your butt was all red, and you were tryin' to keep your head under the water like Mother wanted...and although we were laughing at you, like Mother wanted, I always felt so sorry for you, Ponty.
But then again, Mother's boobs were bouncing around, and your dick got harder and harder, and after she finally pulled you out of the hot tub, and you two went into the bedroom, I guess she made it up to you, right?"
Finally, Mother would pull me out of the water, as my sister said, and say "Poor Pontifex. Mommie's sorry she had to adjust your attitude, why don't you come in the bedroom." I would cry in her arms, promising to be a better boy, as I crouched naked in her lap.
Then Mother would show me some frilly dresses she had, and I would try them on and we'd play dress-up and paint each other's nails for hours. When Mother made me come out of the bedroom, after she'd put some glitter makeup on my face, my sisters and their boyfriends would laugh their asses off...it was fortunate I didn't go to high school in town!
"You are such a faggot, dude" said Butchie O'Neal, my sister Genevieve's boyfriend. He would kick me around and take me by the throat and shake my head, while I was in the frilly dress..."I should make you suck my big cock. I can't believe it Geni that you have such a sissy-homo for a brother...and yet you're like, this military athlete type. Weird."
Because of course I had lettered in five sports in school, and Butchie could barely light a joint, his coordination was so bad. I could have beaten Butchie's face in, but with Mother dressing me in the fancy, frilly dresses, I just didn't have the emotional wherewithal, you know what I mean?
Sometimes Mother would shave my pubic hair and stroke my cock and tell me what a little man I was growing to be. "I know Pontifex that you want to be my hero, my knight in shining armor, and not be a pig like your father He is so difficult. Look how big your Willy is getting!"
And I'd blush, and try not to stare into Mother's considerable cleavage, and not think about Daddy and his tempers, for he had his own issues. Mother was a strict type, but she was quite loving and I am indeed grateful for that!
Now my wife Ladislava prods me, none too gently, with her Egyptian gold tipped ebony walking stick. "Ponty, it's time...time to service Spyridon." I look up at the huge black, and he grins down at me. It's so hard to be kneeling on the floor, naked except for my chastity belt, and about to do something repulsive. Spyridon steps a little closer to me, and unzips his jeans, and I pull back.
Ladislava is impatient with this, and she slips the gold tipped cane down into her hand and then swings it hard and it lands across my back, the end bouncing from my buttocks. This is no thin whippy cane, either, it's made of thick wood, and it hurts!
I wince, but what can I do? My grandfather was a grand wizard of the Klan, and Daddy was a stalwart member of the Alabama White Citizen's Council. The idea of having sex with a black WOMAN makes me sick, and to have a black man's penis in my mouth?
WHACK! THWIACK! The ebony cane lands a couple more times on my back and I feel my eyes tearing up, though I bite my lip. My penis hardens, which makes Spyridon Scruples, Naval Academy landscaper, laugh his ass off.
"Look at the big Naval officer crying." Ladislava says derisively. "Just a few little hits from my cane and you behave like a little girl who cries for a rubber-doll, you little bitch!"
I am a Corvette Captain of the United States Navy, and a professor of Naval Architecture and Ocean Engineering, and yes, as my beautiful German wife has pointed out, I am crying like a little bitch.
Ladislava raises the cane again, and I scurry on my knees to Spyridon's crotch, and he's brought out his huge thick black penis. I give my wife one more begging look, and she waves her large breasts at me, God, what a beautiful dress she has on! Shiny black, plunging neckline, showing a goddess-like cleavage...Her hair is tied back in a bun, sort of like Portia De Rossi's and she shakes her head at me...
"Suck his dick you faggot, you. Ponty, if you don't let Spyrie cum in your mouth, I will make you regret that you are alive, and that is the truth!"
And I take Spyridon's dick in my mouth...and I suck it!
Sometimes Ladislava gives me absurd assignments. One day she found out that I had a day off from work—the Academy was having a reading day or something—and it looked like I might be relaxing in front of the TV, watching "The View" None of that for Ladislava's husband.
"You're weak, Pontifex. You need more regimentation; I tell you...it's just so important, darling." She had me take off my clothes and go out to the garage. Then she had me step onto two chairs, one foot on each, and then she put a heavy telephone book in each hand, and a glass of boiling water on each book.
Ladislava then locked a heavy pair of steel tipped boots to my chastity device, as my legs were splayed. "I am worried you spend much too much time lounging about, Pontifex." Ladislava said as she settled in an old discarded LaZ Boy chair that we had in the garage.
She looked fabulous—she was wearing a white ribbed skirt and cowboy boots, and she looked up at me, miserable, holding the ridiculous phone books with the glasses of boiling water. And then she took out a pea shooter that I'd confiscated from a very juvenile Naval Academy plebe (or college freshman) the week before, and a little pot of BBs.
Ladislava grinned and put a BB in her mouth. POOF It got me in the stomach, but I held still, gritting my teeth rigidly. My cock began straining in the locked device, and I wondered if I could get first degree burns if I spilled the boiling water.
"You see, you handsome military officer" Ladislava said, laughing," If you didn't have such a big gut, my nearsighted eyes couldn't find it to shoot it with the BB." Of course Ladislava has 20/20 vision, she is so funny...and I do have a bit of a pot belly, unfortunately.
There was a scratching at the door, and Ladislava let her German Shepherd in, the damnable creature. He looked at me, standing up there on the two chairs, and then he came up and jumped up on one chair and growled puppy style and began pulling at one of the steel tipped military boots, and it was all I could do to maintain my balance!
This made Ladislava almost fall out of the LaZ Boy in mirth, but finally she ushered the dog out, and began shooting me once again with the BBs...she did this for nearly an hour, telling me about how one of my sisters had told her how I tortured pigeons as a child by using my Daisy Air Rifle...how did I feel now?
Ladislava hit one of my nipples with a pea shot BB, and my arm jostled, and one of the glasses shook, and hot water hit my arm, and I cried, though I did not move. If I could hold a heavy rifle for an hour as I'd learned to do in Basic Training, I would be a man now.