Glancing at the clock on my desk, I realize it is past time to head home. I gratefully rise from my desk, gather my things and start down the hall, my heels creating a powerful staccato that bounces off the walls, my head held high and straight. People seem to naturally step to the side to allow me to pass. I'm really not a "hard-nosed bitch", as some have said, but I have to know what I'm doing and do it well.
I feel the tightness and tension between my shoulder blades, working its way up the back of my neck. I hope I don't end up with another tension headache. I'm starting to think I live my life on antacids and pain killers.
I make it across the parking lot and to my car, slip into the driver's seat, crank the air conditioning up and look around. There is nobody around or watching so I pull the pins from my hair and allow myself to slump across the steering wheel. Just five minutes of decompressing is all I need before I attempt the drive home.
I doubt any of my colleagues would even recognize me right now. The ramrod straight back, serious face and tight smile are gone and left in its place is a weak woman right on the verge of exhaustion and tears. A few deep breaths and I collect myself and begin the short drive home.
Pulling into my designated parking space, I moan to myself. My best friend, Anna, is here and, while usually I love to see her, I've had the week from hell and just want a glass of wine and a bubble bath.
I enter my apartment and smile at how well she knows me, my glass of wine is sitting on the kitchen counter just waiting for me. I grab my wine and join her on the balcony to see what the heck is going on. Anna smiles innocently at me... and I know she's up to something.
"What?!" I demand impatiently.
"You've forgotten, haven't you?" she replies.
I think hard and then remember... oh no, not tonight. Stupid blind dates, I hate them but this one has been planned for a while and I can't let her down after all the times she's stood by me. I grumble and head towards the bathroom, making snide comments about intruding friends and how if this date doesn't work out she's going to pay dearly. She just laughs and begins to lay clothes out on the bed for me.
I notice she's laid out my black, sheer teddy trimmed in red satin ribbon and immediately go into "No way" mode. She just laughs and says "oh yes, I am certain you'll be happy for it later tonight". Rolling my eyes I give up and head on to my shower. I don't have the strength to argue anymore today and just because I'm wearing it doesn't mean I have to show it to anyone. The truth is that it makes me feel girly and pretty so why the hell shouldn't I wear it? The steamy water seems to be relaxing me, or maybe I'm just too tired to fight the force of nature that is Anna.
I step gingerly out of the shower and begin grilling Anna about this oh-so-perfect mystery man. If he's so perfect then why is he going on a blind date with me, of all people? Anna seems uncharacteristically closed mouth about my blind date but does take the time to flip her phone around to show me a picture of him. Oh heavens, is he yummy. I'm now absolutely certain she's neither told him much about me nor shown him a photo of yours truly.
I'm starting to get very nervous. I wish I hadn't seen Mr. Yummy at all and then I could've just been happy with basic makeup and shrugged it off as just a blind date. But Mr. Yummy was, well, Yummy and I find that I want him... really want him!
The thought makes me squirm a little and I chide myself for being ridiculous. I have a firm rule that I never have sex with a guy on the first date, but then again, I have never gotten all juicy and hot over a stupid cell phone photo either.
This could prove to be an interesting night. I take a little more care with my appearance, carefully outlining my full lips in ruby red then allowing Anna to do that makeup magic that makes my eyes look all smoky and mysterious. I slip into the sinfully sexy teddy and then a little black dress, thigh high silk stockings and black stiletto heels.
Anna stands back and, after telling me to turn around a few times, declares me ready. She gathers her things and begins to leave, telling me that he will be there any minute to pick me up but refusing to tell me where he plans to take me. As the door clicks closed behind her I suddenly feel like a lamb being led to slaughter. Oh heavens, what have I gotten myself into now?
I barely have time to acknowledge the nervous twist of my stomach before there is a knock on the door. I open it to Mr. Yummy, a sweaty Mr. Yummy in workout clothes? Really?
He brushes past me and heads straight for the bathroom, apologizing along the way that he didn't have time to shower before leaving the gym. After the shock of this strange man just barreling through my door begins to fade, I slip into indignant mode.
"Excuse me," I say in my haughtiest tone, "Just WHO do you think you are?!"
Mr. Yummy pauses at the bathroom door and turns around slowly and gives me a head to toe once over before asking "Weren't you expecting me?"