"To answer your question" Tye said with a smile to the audience member, "During the sixteen months before we wed, I allowed Norvil eight orgasms, and then in the last four years and two months, he's had, I think, twelve?"
Typhoon looked over at Norvil with an inquiring smile, and he nodded, embarrassed.
"But you say on your blog that Norvil's allowed one every ninety days-" the questioner, a blond woman, persisted.
"Yes, with good behavior. But it was Norvil himself who said he thought for the five months between proposal and wedding date, he shouldn't cum, so he'd look forward to it more...
And since we've been married, a couple of times I wasn't happy with him around his cum date, so I delayed it a month, and once, I delayed it twice, so he ended up being celibate for five months."
There was a murmur in the Paincafe's lecture hall. Five months was a long time!
Norvil couldn't disagree. He had been thrilled to begin dating his previously for-pay Mistress Typhoon, and for that almost year and a half, he'd agreed with the cock harness.
But after they'd been married, it turned out that Tye could be a bit of a bitch...when he was lucky, she'd just give him the "Benefit of the strap" but sometimes she became very, very annoyed. Usually when he disrespected her...
And of course the worst part of this was, although he was denied, she never stopped teasing him! Well, that was the best AND the worst part of it, right? He looked over at his big haired Sicilian goddess with the olive skin...
Norvil thought of his first wife, Miquette, and how she viewed his current situation with astonishment.
Mickie had been very tolerant of Norvil's interest in building and wearing chastity belts, but really, wasn't getting married about buying houses and having babies?
And then of course Tye had utterly humiliated Norvil by making him serve herself and Miquette and a few more of his old girlfriends tea...in the nude!
There was a lesson there, but one that no one understood, or at least he didn't.
"You have to understand, Norvil." Typhoon had told him gently. "All these divorces, breakups involve ego, you worry how you look to Miquette, does Mickie know that I am getting on fine?"
She'd laughed thinking about it. "And now Mickie knows that you are a near naked submissive wearing women's lingerie, and getting beaten and regularly subjugated, and that if anything, she looks mysteriously good to you, but you've basically shown your cards to her. It's good to keep that ego whittle down, hon."
Norvil found it agonizing and simultaneously exhilarating that Typhoon routinely humiliated and exposed him to the women he liked to pose to in his life.
Certainly it had been an experience when Tye had demanded that Norvil do his scheduled monthly masturbation session in front of his long-suffering assistant, Carramae, who he routinely abused for missing deadlines, which usually was more his fault than hers.
Dharma, Norvil's receptionist, a kind of bored redhead who he'd reprimanded for filing her nails when he needed ACTUAL filing done had also been present, crossing her legs and popping her bubblegum as he'd knelt naked, rubbing his little "doinkie"
And that had been a real battle-Typhoon had insisted if he wanted to jack off on his date, and not have it prolonged, he'd have to do it in front of the women who worked for him.
"And you know you've fantasized about being punished and humiliated in front of hot little Dharma, even though Carramae is an old bag, right?" Tye had chuckled..
And it was true, but the fantasy and the actuality were two different-two dramatically different situations, weren't they?
They'd ended up taking turns jerking Norvil's dick which had been exhilarating, but then, when Norvil had cum in Dharma's fingers, Tye had been pissed that he'd been able to hold off when SHE'D jerked him...and she'd punished Norvil by giving him an additional month on his next period of chastity...
He'd sobbed over that restriction, and of course Norvil could never swagger into the office in front of the women who worked for him again...they were all laughing at him, and Dharma had actually told the mail boy about it, and how humiliating that was for Norvil!