The air conditioning really sounded like it wanted to break again.
On a summer's day like this, when things got hotter than they ever ought to be allowed to, especially in Wales, that was quite unacceptable. Tammy was, precariously as you can imagine, balanced on a wooden dining chair, trying to find the source of the sound within the unit's mechanisms. Having no idea what any of these wires did, she wasn't having the easiest time of it.
"What're you doing?" Tammy glanced over towards the archway which led to the kitchen -- standing in it, suckling on a Rocket Pop, was Megan, one of her newer best friends.
They'd met at the Reading Festival, where it turned out they shared a postcode and, after reuniting at the Red Lion and Megan having to take Tammy to A&E after she' d drunkenly headbutted a door handle, it was only natural they'd be hanging out more often. Megan was a trainee English teacher, naturally glad of the summer holidays, plump, with a pretty, somewhat round face; she embraced this, even going by 'M 00 nface9 9 ' on Instagram.
Despite the weather, she was dressed as conservatively as usual, with her pale high-waisted jeans and long-sleeved green cardigan. Tammy wasn't going to ask if she was going to change -- Megan seemed to like the outfit and if she liked it then Tammy liked it. Besides, Megan might be self-deprecating in the extreme but she didn't do a good job of hiding that this was just compensation for her own irritation at her appearance. Personally, Tammy didn't know what she was on about. Megan was hot -- sure, Tammy wasn't into girls, much, but she could see what Dean saw. Curves, brown eyes that still managed to sparkle, curly hazelnut hair, nice teeth if that wasn't weird to say, cute faint freckles, big boobs that Tammy found herself quite jealous of, and a hearty, joyful laugh that Megan often got embarrassed about, given how it could dominate a room. Tammy didn't like her own laugh -- she sounded like a goose being strangled. So, at the very least, Megan had that. Not to mention a budding career -- Tammy just worked at a cafe. Dunking tea bags wasn't a career. It was barely a pastime.
"What's it look like I'm doing?" asked Tammy. "I'm fighting a piece of machinery and it's winning."
"Why'd you even get it?" she asked. "We're in Swansea."
"Because climate change is real and it's a-coming, Megan," hissed Tammy, smirking. Megan smiled and, shaking her head, went across the living room to look through the window.
"Why's he not back yet?"
"You can live without your boyfriend for five minutes."
"Last time he was late it was 'cause he fell down a flight of stairs and broke his arm."
"Well," said Tammy, hopping from the seat, having given up on finding the source of the noise, "if that happens again, you can enjoy a very strange coincidence."
"You're very funny. Is it definitely not working, then?"
"It's working -- I just don't think it will for much longer. Bet it blows up and kills us."
"Oh, God, I hope so," Megan chortled. The ice lolly was finished now, and she looked around for somewhere to put the stick.
"Just chuck it out the window."
"Don't be daft."
"A bird'll get it. Take it for his nest." Megan shrugged and dropped it out of the living room window, as suggested. "How long 'til Dean comes to pick you up?"
"An hour or so, I think," she said, sitting at the sofa. "Once he's back from patching up that roof or whatever it is he does."
"How's it going with Dean, anyway?" asked Tammy, joining her at the sofa, positioning herself so she didn't have to see her reflection in the TV which, given the weather, was in a very reflective mood.
"Well..." Megan sighed, a sigh which turned to a nervous laugh as she realised how she was sounding. Tammy raised an eyebrow.
"What?"
"I think he's getting bored of me, to be honest."
"You've been together for, like, a month."
"I know, but, well, you know..."
"No," said Tammy, blankly, "I don't."
"It's just bedroom stuff."
"Oh, we having a bit of a girls' night in?" giggled Tammy, and Megan giggled back.
"No, it's not like that," Megan said, eventually, "it's just, well, we have sex every now and then-" She was cut off by Tammy's sniggers. "What?"
"Sorry," Tammy laughed, "that's just really funny to me, for some reason, 'we have sex every now and then.' Carry on. Please. I'm listening."
Megan just shook her head in wonder at her friend's silliness.
"Well, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted," she said, smiling despite herself, "we have sex but it's all missionary cause that's really all I know."
"Oh, yeah?" asked Tammy. "Not comfortable with anything else?" Megan shook her head.
"I guess I could maybe try riding him, maybe, but I'm scared about getting it wrong and breaking his dick or something."
"That can happen," Tammy acknowledged, sighing. "They're actually pretty delicate. And yet they rule the world."
"But I guess the real problem is that he's actually quite kinky."
"Really?" Tammy was actually rather shocked. She looked at the window as if he was right there for her to regard, to do a second-take and reassess, but all that was out there was a quiet suburban street and, every now and then, an oblivious car. "You wouldn't think it from looking at him."
"That's what I thought!" exclaimed Megan. "But he said in his last relationship he used to do all kinds of stuff. You know, ropes, wax, the whole shebang."
"I would've never guessed," said Tammy, in half-amazement. She'd felt like she was getting to know Dean reasonably well -- the FIFA addiction, the animal shelter volunteering, the inability to hold his drink, the questionable politics that Megan tried to ignore but which would surely mean the end for them eventually. He was nice, yes, and a decent fit for her, but Megan could do a lot better.
"Well," continued Megan, "he's kinky, and he's getting frustrated that I'm not."
"So dump him," said Tammy, flatly, and Megan looked at her like she'd just proposed converting to Wahhabism.
"I can't," she whined, "I really like him. And in a good relationship you learn about each other and you improve from it."
"Well, yeah, sure, but only as much as you want to," answered Tammy. "I mean... you don't want hot wax poured on your tits, do you?"
"No," said Megan, very quickly, flinching at the thought. "I don't know. I guess this is just making me think about how plain I am."
"Oh come on, you're not plain, my love," insisted Tammy. "You're one of the most interesting people I've ever met. You read books about physics for fun."
"That's boring!"
"It's different! It's unique! That makes you interesting -- and if Dean can't handle that, if he needs you to be inserting anal beads for you to be interesting, then fuck him."
"He said he thinks I'm interesting," Megan murmured.
Outside, a lorry rumbled by, rattling the windows. Megan sighed.
" I'm just not very experimental. One of my friends from uni told me she went to the beach with some friends a few days ago and once it got dark the lot of them stripped off and ran in the sea. Just like that."