Hello Miss,
I am glad you liked the $50- but it was only money. Here is a gift for you that comes from the heart. I am hoping that you won't be reading it any time soon as it might put ideas in your head that I don't intend to put there. It's just a gift.
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He was about half way through the NY Times Xword when the phone rang. He immediately recognized his Miss. Micki had a tendency to lower her voice and speak more distinctly when she assumed the role of Miss.
"What are you doing cr?" She asked.
"Oh, I am about half way through my puzzle; it's a pretty good one for a Tuesday." He said.
"Well, honey, I'm glad you are enjoying it because I have been thinking and you know that usually isn't so good for you." "I know that you got a good enema yesterday and I even indulged myself with our new brush since you gave me no reason to use it otherwise." "But, today is another day and one of great importance to me."
He responded softly, "You must be thinking about our dinner date with your brothers, right?"
"That is correct sweetie, and that's where the problem lies." She replied.
He said, "I don't think I understand, Miss."
To which his Miss said, "Well, you know how I like everything to be just so when we have these dates with my family. I am having an extra workout at the Y and when I get home I will spruce up my hair so my sister-in-laws will feel a tinge of something or another. But, my real concern now is you."
"How can I help, Miss?" he said.
"Well, my boy, it isn't going to make you happy, but here is what we need to do."
With that he had two distinct feelings: One of excitement that could be sensed in a stiffening of his cock, and the other of dread, which caused him to rub his fanny in the places the brush had visited the day before.